What name would you give this cat?

purplepoppy

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There's too many cats called Tiddles so let's have an imaginative one

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DaveJord Follow
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LOL... I get it. Flipping hilarious!

Okay let me get creative here... what about;

Mr. Johnson?
Prick?
Rod?
Dick?
Weenie?
Ramrod?
Nimrod?
Dong?
Dingus?
Boner?
Mr. Winky?
Stiffy?
Hot Dog?
Pecker?
Whang A. Dang?

Personally I like, Nimrod, Dingus or Wang A. Dang. lol

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Trivultus Mus Fugo, Defiler of Cushions and Destroyer of Kitty Litter.

(3 faced mouse banisher in awful bastardised latin)

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My first thought was "that looks like a penis on his face" so how about "Captain Cock Face"? That silliness aside I have always wanted to call a cat "Wasabi" if I ever got one.

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Oreo or maybe Felix. Oreo works well with the cat's colour combination and Felix is a super cute name.

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Smoke-n-Growls Follow
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Richard.

And I'd try so hard to set up my friends with "That's just Richard" and they'd hopefully do a double take and come back with "that's a penis!".

Meme cat goals.

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Bee-Hatch Follow
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Cock face. Dick head. Or maybe arsehole? All cats are arsehole, it's just being honest

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Aerissa_Jade Follow
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If that is a real cat and this is not a fake, and it was a boy, I'd probably call it, Phallic.

If it was a girl, I'd call her Lucky.

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RACSKC0B Follow
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OMFG!
Your car has a mushroom stamp on his face!
HAHAHAHA
I need that cat, what do you want for him?

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curiousscorpio89 Follow
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Chester if it's a male. Don't know why lol

Karen if it's a female cuz that cat just looks like a pissed of Karen

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Stick, schlong, prostate cancer, meatloaf, chuck (Dickens)

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Snuggly. I'm pretty sure sayin "Mr. Snuggles" would get your toes bitten at night

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boy or girl

if boy chief keef

if girl mayabelle

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Candle. Cause he or she will bring light into my life

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Dickface is too easy and not helpful.

Ballsacks?

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driven159 Follow
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the cat I had was called grey because of his color and I trained him like a dog

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Anonymous
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Morris like Ion that commercial over 40 years ago, you should remember that one, I know your age is not correct and that’s not your picture

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Shitty-kitty, or dick-face.

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wingattebaby16 Follow
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Evil Overlord All Hoomans Will Obey!

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Telekinetic-Potato Follow
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Dick face

Also I hate cats

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Still-alive Follow
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Terminator. with those dead eyes!

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Lliam Follow
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Dickins
Chebbie
Randy

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Chelsea works for me... OR "Bloody Cat"

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Dickhead. Isn't it obvious?

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  How about, P'nisnose?
  
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Cookie / Oreo/ Smokey/ Bandit / ( Cat names )

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exitseven Follow
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Rex, it is short for erection

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Fuck knows

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JSmuve Follow
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One of Splooge, Rooster, Mandingus, or Donger

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AviatorTom Follow
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How about FLUFFY?

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Milkshake.

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Anonymous
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Strokeface or pokerface.

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OnTheLevel Follow
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I'd go with Dick Nose.

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I would be embarrassed to have this cat.

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I would name it cockinpussy lol

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Richard

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Dick

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Richard Johnson

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Richard.

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Omg, Dickface!

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Flip off.

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penny haha

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Richard aka Dickface

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Zeb, of course.

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Polla 😉. Get it 😁

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Rudolph

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Dr. Dickenballs

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Richard

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Donger

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I would call him dick.

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  Here dicky.
  
  Poor cat.
  
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Penis Face

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cockerson

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Dicky

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nico!

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dickee

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Willy

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Honoré de Ball Sack

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Chester

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Pumpkin

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Ah so cute

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Boner

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"Richard".

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Penis Pantheon

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Oh my goodness

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Dick

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How about dickie

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