Would you take on a Kangaroo for 2 million dollars?

[Anonymous]

I didn't even know they were that huge and it’s creepy LOL.. i would try running fast up to it and wrestle it down with my 5’2” self that’s if they don’t have sharp claws. hopefully it would kick me

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+1 y

You would have to win if not you get beaten by one while being tied up to a chair.

[BeMuse]

It would be pretty easy just to shoot it. Human warfare is above and beyond what kangaroos are bringing to a fight...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/FIRT7lf8byw

[Asker]

not shoot it :/😂

[BeMuse]

How about bombing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqvu_QE0zPE

[Sixgunsound]

Their kick can break bones and crush organs on a human. They balance on their tail and hit you with both feet. There are a few YouTube specials on how they fight.

[KelleyNice]

No because their 3 inch long half inch diameter claws would rip out my guts.

[Adam1978]

You can't approach a kangaroo from the front without getting a serious kick. So no I skip that match if I had to be unarmed.

[ArtemisSilver]

Sure, I've got this wicked human invention that will totally turn the tide, it's called a sharp stick lol

[Asker]

yikes i mean one on one though no weapons or armor

[ArtemisSilver]

I'd still go for it lol

[call_me_scar]

Fuck no those things are jacked I'll get ass kicked and arms ripped off if I tried fighting one

[Asker]

LOLLL

[Iron_Man]

Sure why not put the boxing gloves on. But they Kick lol

[Asker]

yeah

[Hardworkingguy]

No I would not. They're much stronger than a man. Even a professional boxer would have trouble with that

[Guy13]

Yes as long as I did not have to win 🏅

[Asker]

You would have to win if not you get beaten by one while being tied up to a chair for an hour

[Guy13]

No thank you then unless conceal and carry is allowed

[exitseven]

Could I bring a weapon?

[Wise4myage]

Sure, in a suit of armor, lol.

[Agape93]

Yeap

[Asker]

really what would be your technique

[Agape93]

Sidestep it, reach up and put it in a choke hold

[Freyke]

Easy yeah lol