If you could have one super power, what would it be?

[Agape93]

The first person to reply to your comment gets to pick your biggest weakness

[melanieeeB]

I always said mind reading but I wanna officially change that to teleporting

[JamesDiaz11]

I'd like to have telekinesis.

I'd like to be able to create a forcefield around myself that would stop bullets, weapons, etc. Propel myself through the air, and have the ability to destroy anything I concentrated on.

[RosieMelts]

It only works on your birthday 😬

[NathanDavis]

you get the power of destroying anything you want you concentrate on... but then, you're unable to stop thinking and fixating on your own genitals... sorry

[ohsheeT]

My superpower has to be becoming one with the universe that means one with everything in it with no judgment with no hatred no angriness no negative just becoming one with everything the universe

[JamesDiaz11]

But only when your wife is getting smashed by another guy...

[DizzyDesii]

The power to heal myself and others. I can't revive anyone, just heal

[DizzyDesii]

Its really the only superpower I ever wanted... I don't know if i can heal the mentally ill but i def want to heal people from physical injury/pain/suffering

[bigpauly]

That’s so sweet 🥲(especially compared to mine lol). As the first to reply to you I say you have zero weaknesses

[DizzyDesii]

@bigpauly aww thank you :)

[Melinara]

I wish I had the power of telepathy. If only I could send telepathic messages to the people I want to convince when I run out of words to persuade them. Of course I wouldn't like to force people think what I want. Instead I would like to use my super power only when it feels right.

[Blackcosmo]

I want infinite power at all times. Basically means I have the highest intelligence with inhuman body power which also includes regeneration.

[RosieMelts]

Niceee kinda like what I put 😁🤜🤛

[Blackcosmo]

@RosieMelts Oh nice!

[NathanDavis]

but you're turned into a mini cup bunny that can't stop watching anime all day

and it is the one episode, in which Frieza is stuck in hell, over and over... lol

[Blackcosmo]

@NathanDavis I guess that wouldn't be so bad but I've got work to do!

[NathanDavis]

bunnies are released from all their duties

[Blackcosmo]

@NathanDavis Well I don't want to be lonely and I want to be able to go outside. I love anime but watching it 24/7 is going to get boring. So please?

[SecretsofKB]

Telekinesis. I'm just lazy and I don't want to get up to get my phone which I always leave somewhere

[DizzyDesii]

Your weakness is that your eyes and ears bleed everytime you use it

[SecretsofKB]

@DizzyDesii I guess I'm using my mind to float the paper towels over too lol

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[bananathunder]

@SecretsofKB hahahaha

[MemeSupreme]

the power to slow down time for myself only, but that doesn't age me

i could cheat on all the tests 😈 and be able to think out responses to people like how i do over text

[RosieMelts]

The power to have ultra power- whatever I want, whenever I want, that resumes 15 seconds after the first person replies to my comment stating my weakness. 😂

Gotta child proof these things lol

[Th3ft]

I would want to fly and be able to take anyone up with my as u go. Maybe that telekinesis… maybe it is power ove gravitation… I’m not sure… lol! But I want to be able to fly… lol!

[VIVANT]

Repair regenerate regrow, living tissue. Mend bones re generate nerves close cuts heal infections halt & eradicate disease, regrow missing portions —any and everything to do with live tissue.

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Weakness. You have no friends and no love and never will and no one ever thanks you

[VIVANT]

@BUTIMRIGHTTHO

lol what’s the connection?

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

You'd possibly would be doing great things. I cannot allow you to have love and friends on top of that. Lol. It's my job as the commenter to make sure your life doesn't get too good. I'm not going to punish the world by making your gift weaker.

[VIVANT]

@BUTIMRIGHTTHO 😂

[VIVANT]

Well done 👍🏼

[JosyJosy]

To master anything without having to put the time in actually learning it.

[Crafteroon]

Your weakness is the inability to communicate about the things you have mastered. You could create a time machine, but not tell anyone about it or explain to them how it works.

[JosyJosy]

@Crafteroon Actually a good con to keep yourself humble :)

[Crafteroon]

Yeah, you don't want anything that negates the original power, but a limitation to how much you can get out of the power.

[Guy13]

Wisdom in all things... Making the right choice even though I know it is.

[RosieMelts]

Weakness is: dementia. You forget every epiphany you have within a span of 5 seconds 😂😭 I’m trolling by the way

[Guy13]

@RosieMelts I’m sorry, I forgot who you were since reading

[RosieMelts]

🤭😂😂

[Whatthefluff]

Control time.

Go back in time, or be able to pause. Be able to undo mistakes. Take a years' long pause in time and catch up on reading. .

[AviatorTom]

I've answered this question before... INVISIBILITY. I could do whatever I want and no one could stop me... cuz they can't see me. Oh what pranks I would play on people...

[Aerissa_Jade]

Weakness material objects you touch don't go invisible, no clothing or anything you carry... would give you away.

[Aerissa_Jade]

The superpower where I absorb all other superpowers from any other superpowered people that I come across and get to use them too.

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Weakness: You can only hold onto a super power, with the exception of your original superpower, for 61.5 seconds.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Healing Magic.

Healing my own and other people's wounds and deseases.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me superpower I would love to have the ability to speak & understand every known language.

[NathanDavis]

I want the power to ruin everyone's power with my replies for weakness... whether it was first reply or not, lmao...

[RosieMelts]

You get that power but it’s short lived because your power only lasts for 4 minutes.

Go keyboard warrior! 😍🥸

[Blackcupcake]

I just waited so many hours to time travel to the time before @RosieMelts commented, sorry😛
so that gives me, your first reply, and your biggest weakness would be that every time you ruin someone’s power, you get a strong aftertaste of avocados that lasts for 24h no matter what you eat or how many times you brush your teeth😎

[NathanDavis]

@Blackcupcake that's just being mean

[LisaLisa89]

Teleportation, so that I don't have to waste time on buses getting to and from work.

[menina]

I would like to be at different places at the same time.

[TheUniqueOne96]

Infinite power at all times.

I just basically stole someone else's idea, lol.

[call_me_scar]

The power to make people high by by looking at them

[RosieMelts]

You’re stuck wearing reflective shades that only comes off from another person's hands, if you ask them to 😬

[call_me_scar]

Nice my plan worked now im always high and theirs nothing the law can do

[NathanDavis]

everyone you look at gets high... but they never get the munchies, you will get the munchies every time, and they're vegan munchies too, nothing else will satiate your hunger

[call_me_scar]

So each time i go to a speech ill bring a bag of carrots and enjoy the show just think how much fun basketball will be when everyones stoned

[NathanDavis]

I actually would like to be there for that

[call_me_scar]

Same oh if i can increase the dose i could give anyone an overdose killing off the worlds scum

[RosieMelts]

😂 that’s just too hilarious

[Jaximus-Lion]

My one super power would be controlling spacetime 😁.

[NathanDavis]

you can control all space and time, but you also get crippling OCD tendencies and fixations that prevent you from messing with any timeline or spacetime relativity whatsoever

and every time you try to manipulate reality to get rid off your OCD, it comes back twice as stronger + two new tourettes' tics added

[Jaximus-Lion]

@NathanDavis Sweet! More spacetime controll for me 🤣

[Jaximus-Lion]

@NathanDavis by the way ! That is not a weakness 🤷‍♂️

[NathanDavis]

well, crippling OCD means that your number one rule would be not to use your superpowers at all... as to not mess up the original timeline in any sort of way... lmao

[Jaximus-Lion]

@NathanDavis Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) is a common, chronic, and long-lasting disorder in which a person has uncontrollable, reoccurring thoughts (obsessions) and/or behaviors (compulsions) that he or she feels the urge to repeat over and over. 🤷‍♂️

[NathanDavis]

that's just one definition... lol

you forgot the collection of different and many fixations

[Jaximus-Lion]

@NathanDavis it's alright dear, it's alright

[jshm2]

The power to shut banal questions, like yours, up.

[Bubbles16]

Probably teleportation because say I need to be somewhere in a hurry and boom I'm there in a matter of seconds

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Weakness: Whenever you teleport you become invisible, except your left hand, for 30 minutes.

[bigpauly]

I want the power of a super brain and mind control 🤯

[Anpu23]

But you have full emotional empathy for everyone around you.

[bigpauly]

@Anpu23 well that’s not so bad. I’m already burdened with that as is lol

[NathanDavis]

you have all that super brain power and mind control but you're not able to regulate your temperature anymore in any way, so every time you use it you crash and restart worse than Windows 11 does

[bigpauly]

@NathanDavis lmao hey you’re not the first to respond, I already got my weakness assigned!

[NathanDavis]

my super power was to skip these rules, lmao

[bigpauly]

@NathanDavis lmao no fair

[bananathunder]

be able to teleport anywhere (and take anything I'm wearing/touching with me)

[DizzyDesii]

Your weakness is that you can only teleport once a year 😭🤣

[bananathunder]

@DizzyDesii haha I hate you! Guess I'm going on one bomb ass vacation a year lol

[DizzyDesii]

Thats how it usually is for most anyways lol

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Make objects move by telekinesis. I reckon I could make myself fly, with that awesome superpower!

[Brandi555]

I’d fly. That would be fun. Or be invisible. Then I’d mess with people. Lol.

[RosieMelts]

Weakness: you can only fly in the earth’s stratosphere until directly landing 😂😭 I’m trollin by the way

[Brandi555]

@RosieMelts oh. Ok then I’d be invisible then. 😋

[RosieMelts]

😂 suree

[YHL6965]

Time control : being able to change the speed of time, jump to any point in time and not aging.

[maximumpower]

Ability to create unlimited amount of legal money.
After that I can buy just about anything else I would want.

[NathanDavis]

you get all the money in the world and can buy anything you want anytime... but only through delivery and the US Post is in charge of it so the waiting time is 102 years for everything

[Wise4myage]

Invisibility, so I could fuck with people and rob a few banks, too.

[fred_durst]

hypnotize , the power to make any human to do whatever i want

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Being able to read people's minds

[call_me_scar]

Each time you read a new mind its in a new language

[NathanDavis]

you can read everyone's mind.. but lose the ability to understand any language ever existed and to ever exist

[Anpu23]

Teleportation has always been my desire

[bigpauly]

Your clothes won’t teleport with you

[Blackcosmo]

@bigpauly Oh dear lol

[bigpauly]

@Blackcosmo Lols

[DizzyDesii]

Reminds me of Scary Movie 4 when the clothes were zapped

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWrrSAtCXjE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFm-KZgioX8

[bigpauly]

@DizzyDesii 🤣🤣 these movies were so over the top

[DizzyDesii]

@bigpauly lol i love 1/2/4. 3 was meh and 5 was unwatchable

[bigpauly]

@DizzyDesii I don’t know if I saw 5.

I remember liking 3 though. Especially when Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson would get into stupid fights lol

[DizzyDesii]

@bigpauly The only thing i liked about 3 was seeing the little boy get hit by a car each time

[bigpauly]

@DizzyDesii lmao dang

[Sour-rose]

telekinesis is always nice

[Rose_84]

Control people's mind.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Hmm control over gravity seems pretty cool to me

[RosieMelts]

You can control gravity over everything and everyone but yourself 🤭 and you’re stuck with anti gravity

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Hmm fascinating … I wonder how I handle that

[RosieMelts]

I’m just trolling on this post 😂 if you ever got that power fr I wouldn’t choose any weakness, but maybe to prevent others from trying
I’d say your only weakness would be that you loved your power too much : )

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

You know that’s a good idea, I rather be anti hero because I love the rebel angle

[RosieMelts]

😂 Lmaoo

[NathanDavis]

you can control gravity over everything and everyone but every time you take gravity forces out of them, you will gain it and add it to yours forever

[Msputiton]

To automatically fix someone's depression

[Pink2000]

i can fly anywhere

[call_me_scar]

At 1 mile per hour

[RosieMelts]

@call_me_scar lmfaooO

[Pink2000]

@call_me_scar that’s awful 💀

[call_me_scar]

But its still faster than i can fly

[NathanDavis]

but you have a crippling and not curable phobia for landing or stop flying... become the pink shark of the skies

[r0ckstarsgf]

to be able to read minds

[Idkwtfimdoing96]

to teleport 😭

[letuswaltzforthedead]

You can only teleport thrice a week, less if you have a bad sleep schedule.

[Idkwtfimdoing96]

@letuswaltzforthedead... ight lol

[AsaKyo]

Teleportation for sure

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Weakness: Every time you teleport you become invisible for 10 hours.

[AsaKyo]

@BUTIMRIGHTTHO I'm already invisible, so not a problem lmao

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Telekinesis for sure

[JesseJayNeak]

Your weakness is you can’t use against opponents with strong chi

[Fromdusktilldawn]

@JesseJayNeak there aren't many of them

[Noodle_fan]

to read any people's mind

[macjets007]

To seduce any women at any time I wanted

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Your weakness is you can only be around a woman for 10 minutes before your skin starts to intensely burn.

[jackieistired]

this is hard! being invisible? maybe?

[NathanDavis]

but everyone will be able to hear everything about you and smell you on a 100 mile radius...

you also can't help it but to eat Taco Bell every night

[Paul09]

Telekinesis. You can do so much.

[Hardworkingguy]

The ability to hear people's thoughts at will

[Minahh]

Invisibility for sure

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Weakness: you can only use your power twice a decade.

[Minahh]

better be choosing my occasions wisely

[goodgirlsteven]

psychic powers to control minds

[RosieMelts]

You can only do it when you’re dreaming 😬

[SpaceGalaxy]

Being Invisible

[USLegionary]

Super penis

[Msputiton]

But it's kryptonite is women's vagina.

[USLegionary]

@Msputiton https://youtu.be/SWt0aXbDYxs

[JesseJayNeak]

Control of matter and anti-matter

[Chazmatazz269]

Transmogrification

[Gman66]

I would bring my wife back from the dead

[Bruce24]

To read minds

[BUTIMRIGHTTHO]

Your weakness is you're so insecure you cannot leave your house.

[Bruce24]

That's only kind of true lol.

[sheikalana]

Teleporting.

[Light909090]

Vampirism

[Blackcupcake]

time travel…

[NathanDavis]

but it happens at the slowest rate of time possible

[JPresidente]

Mind reading.

[NottaNatty]

Teleportation 100%

[NathanDavis]

you can teleport yourself 100% anytime you want, but you will always end up stuck and materialized into a wall, the ground or inside of any container of a sticky liquid, you also lose one sock every time you teleport

[NottaNatty]

Yah in that case I'll pass and just go with Deadpools healing factor

[Kelly6]

Thor power