How would you react if you and I bumped into each other in person?

[bigpauly]

Assuming we somehow knew what each other looked like

[PrettyPriya]

Seriously? This is what you decide to ask? Okay then. Here we go. Unlikely that would ever happen considering the size of the city I live in and the distance to where you are. This city is gigantic. I can't even say you would stand out like a sore thumb because you are a foreigner because I wouldn't be able to see you down there.

That brings me to my next point. How am I going to "bump" into someone that I have a 90%+ chance of just stepping right over without even noticing?

I guess if you were being carried by @agape or @blackcupcake I might see you. Otherwise, unlikely. I am just sooo much taller. I suppose you could try to get my attention by biting my ankle, but that is hardly first meet behaviour.

Who knows though. I could be wrong and that might be customary for your people (munchkins) considering I have not run across one (that I know of) yet in my life.

So, I think my ankles are safe from your people's uncommon greeting and safe to say it is unlikely to happen so don't have to think about it.

[PrettyPriya]

Ah nuts. Missed the tag. I will fix that with an @Agape93 and @ashleywonders

[PrettyPriya]

Looks as if this was another epic backfire.

[bigpauly]

Lmfao. How are your roasts so damn long?

Well, look here! Our height difference isn’t that drastic at all, actually! I probably don’t even have to look up (that much) to look you in the eyes!

[bigpauly]

Lmao I was hoping you wouldn’t notice the mistagging

[PrettyPriya]

Because I am just that gooooood hahaha. 💪🥳

[bigpauly]

😂 you’re good I’ll give you that. But you use your powers for evil! 😤

[PrettyPriya]

After earlier this afternoon, with the most prolific spammer I have seen yet and then the relentless trolls in every direction, it was time for some fun hahaha.

[bigpauly]

Oh lord lol. I don’t envy that mess

[PrettyPriya]

I see your "backup" chimed in on like 3 posts ago. 😂

[PrettyPriya]

We have all moved on 🤣

[bigpauly]

Lmao hey cut her some slack!

[Blackcupcake]

AHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA

[Blackcupcake]

I’m deaaaaad

[WonderBell99]

Stop trolling him, guys!

@PrettyPriya you technically ARE a munchkin as well, remember? 🙄

[PrettyPriya]

@WonderBell99 Oh, glad to see you caught up! You did miss another masterpiece of a roast though. Whoops! 🤣

[WonderBell99]

That’s okay… I’m here now!! And I won’t let anyone bully Pauly!

[bigpauly]

@WonderBell99 get her!

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… @wonderbell99 try!!!

[WonderBell99]

*turns Priya into a pastry*

[WonderBell99]

Who’s the munchkin now?🤠

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao you!

[bigpauly]

Hehee look at you now!

[WonderBell99]

@bigpauly I’ll turn you into a 7 foot superhuman so you can protect yourself when I’m not online. 😎

[bigpauly]

@WonderBell99 yesss 🤩

[PrettyPriya]

@WonderBell99 You don't even realize that @bigpauly isn't even on his own team. He bullied himself elsewhere hahaha 🤣

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 you can’t!🤣

[WonderBell99]

@bigpauly is that true?😭

[WonderBell99]

@PrettyPriya He is confident enough to make fun of himself!! That’s a good trait 😌

[bigpauly]

That was a mistake because I was mad at some yahoo who was messing with you!

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly awwww so cute! *pats your peanut head*

[bigpauly]

@WonderBell99 that’s what I’m saying!

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake hey, he doesn’t have a peanut head!! You’re a cupcake, remember?🙄

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 last time I checked I was a 5’6 tall human unlike you munchkins

[PrettyPriya]

@WonderBell99 I can tell you with certainty and @Agape93 and @blackcupcake can attest. Earlier this afternoon/evening was a shit show. There were two trolls. One ended with 5 frozen accounts before I pulled his question. It was a mess.

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake I’m not a munchkin! I think I’ve grown a bit… and I’m probably half an inch taller than Priya. The only munchkin here is prettycakes, not me!😭

[Blackcupcake]

prettycakes plus me are a giant!

[WonderBell99]

@PrettyPriya yup, cupcake told me hahah. we’re chatting in dms rn. she updated me on everything that happened this evening. looks like I missed a lottt of stuff😂

[PrettyPriya]

As long as I have my @blackcupcake I am invincible 💪😈

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake no way. bigpauly+me+unknown person are a giant too! that unknown person could be like 6 foot… I’m gonna ask Nathan to join me and Pauly!!

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya TEAMCAKES FOR THE WIN!

[PrettyPriya]

@wonderbell99 Well, @bigpaulina was so distraught from it all he started bullying himself. 😕

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 LMFAOOOOOO!!!

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake HECK YESSSSS!!!

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake FALSE!!

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 true… we are 5 on 2…🤣🤣

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake how is it 5? something ain’t adding up

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya you’re on a roll today. And not literally like how @bigpauly was using a dinner roll as a bed earlier.

[PrettyPriya]

@WonderBell99 Unfortunately, our team has grown to 4.5 and yours is stuck at 1.5 (Paula counts a half as he is under 5')

[WonderBell99]

How’s that? 😭

[Blackcupcake]

allow me to introduce you to teamcakes…

@PrettyPriya
@The_Koala
@Ashleywonders
@Agape93
@blackcupcake

[Blackcupcake]

*APPLAUDS*

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake 🥳🥳🥳

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake this is nuts!!

@NathanDavis you’re on my team from now on!

[bigpauly]

Lmao half? Wooww

[WonderBell99]

Allow me to introduce my new team member @NathanDavis !

He’s gonna be so confused. 😭

[Blackcupcake]

I WILL PEE MYSELF

[Blackcupcake]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[WonderBell99]

@bigpauly we will recruit more members! don’t worry😭

[PrettyPriya]

I'm giving them 1.5 because @peanutpauly counts as.5 since he is under 5'. 😂

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake HEY, HE WILL JOIN MY GROUP!

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 do you want to bet on that… ahahahahahahaha

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake Soooo, 6 now?

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake heck yes! i trust him. I’m pretty sure he’d join.

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya lmao that.5 is so generous of you 😊

[WonderBell99]

@PrettyPriya uhm no? Nathan is literally in my group!!

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake @ashleywonders I will mark Nathan down for us. You are welcome.

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… nah, he won’t join either team, he’s scared of me😈

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya I’ve known him longer!

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake no he isn’t! I’ll send him a text right away. He is on MY group!😤

[Blackcupcake]

I’ll scare him off😈

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake we’ll see *evil laughter*

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly yeah but I am @prettypriya. Checkmate.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao he likes helping out the underdog!

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly but I’m here so…🤣😈

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake he isn’t scared of you!

[Blackcupcake]

hahaha he is!!! so he has 2 choices… either go against me and I’ll roast him like you little peanuts, or he roasts you little peanuts, but he’s too nice to step on munchkins so he’ll just have to stay out of it🤣

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake if anything he’s too nice to roast you and your team of bullies! But he will think differently when he sees how you’re all behaving!

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… mhmmm we’ll see…

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake he's likely going to laugh his ass off. Perhaps we need to tag him elsewhere too so he can enjoy the entertainment we have provided... FOR FREE hahaha

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya hahaha yes!

[NathanDavis]

lmfao, what a thunderstorm... and full of remarkably striking people...

and the little firecracker @blackcupcake lol...

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis I’m not little😑 *gives you a death stare*

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake look at the GaG Superb Opinion brilliance here #TEAMCAKES

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya I’m dead🤣🥳🥳🥳🤣

[bigpauly]

Lmao this is rigged

[PrettyPriya]

Even GaG is on teamcakes!

[Blackcupcake]

LMFAO

[bigpauly]

Not fair

[PrettyPriya]

You know what this means now, right? Since GaG approves of my opinions on your questions so much they think they are superb, I will just have to start answering more of them.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[Agape93]

How could I bump into you? My feet would just go over your head anyways

@PrettyPriya @Blackcupcake

[bigpauly]

I’m not that small! 😩

[Agape93]

Ohhhh of course not! *pinches cheek*

[bigpauly]

*pulls neck back
😒

[Agape93]

Ohhh so fussy!

[bigpauly]

Lmao I’m not fussy!

[MrJMM]

If you bumped into me I said “The fuck where you're doing? Watch where you're going!” or if I bump into you I would be like “Sorry, man.”.

[NathanDavis]

people usually bump onto my elbows... no idea why though

[dustybiker]

I’m thinking I should keep my elbow pads on at all times, now worried when this will happen. 😨

[bigpauly]

Well where ones with soft cushions on the outside too. I don’t want to get knocked out cold again.

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Double-padded. ✔️

[bigpauly]

Thanks for looking out, friend!

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Of course! 😎

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker What if you saw me?

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 You? I’m not worried about you. Pfft.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I would handcuff us together and you'd be stuck with me.

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 @dustybiker 😂

[dustybiker]

@PrettyPriya ! He’s threatening me!! Can you turn your back for a couple hours? …..😈

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 You sure you want to be handcuffed to me?

[sirderpsalot123]

@PrettyPriya wouldn't betray me.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker Yes. What could go wrong...

[bigpauly]

@dustybiker don’t worry, @PrettyPriya went to bed already.

[sirderpsalot123]

And it wasn't a threat. It's going to be a bonding experience.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 It might be just that (😜)

[sirderpsalot123]

Wow...

I'm not worried. I could take you.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 🫣 Is your current face right now.

[Ashleywonders]

As others have said, I don’t know how this would happen logistically. But… I guess I would pick you up so you don’t get stepped on or trampled by anyone! See how nice I am?

@PrettyPriya @blackcupcake @wonderbell99 😇

[WonderBell99]

You did not just tag me and bully my teammate! The one I’m defending. 😭

[Ashleywonders]

@WonderBell99 what? I was showing you how nice we are to him! 😇

[WonderBell99]

Nice? *gasps* couldn’t be further from the truth!

[Ashleywonders]

@WonderBell99 you want the poor little guy to get crushed!

[bigpauly]

@WonderBell99 see what I’m dealing with. 😒

[WonderBell99]

@ashleywonders he’s not little!!

[Ashleywonders]

@WonderBell99 sorry, tiny

[PrettyPriya]

Bwahahahaha 🤣

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya 🤭🤭🤭

[Msputiton]

I'd pick you up and put you and let you sit on my shoulders.

[bigpauly]

Wooo piggy back ride!

Wait, what’s put me? 👀

[Msputiton]

You are now my plushy

[bigpauly]

😂 oh boy

[Msputiton]

Plushies don't talk😡

[bigpauly]

😨 you don’t want to hear what I have to say about stuff? 🥺

[Msputiton]

Aww okay, you may speak and here a ice cream

[bigpauly]

You’re the bestest! 😋

[Msputiton]

Aww such a good little boy.

[bigpauly]

Ummm, excuse me?

[Msputiton]

Aww look how precious when he's angry.
Who's a good boy?
Who's my good little boy?

[bigpauly]

Lmao I’m not a dog you know 😒

[Msputiton]

Would you like a baba?

[Msputiton]

Or your sippy cup?

[bigpauly]

A what?

[bigpauly]

I’m not a toddler either 😒

[Msputiton]

Of course not.
You're a big boy

[bigpauly]

😂😂 I’m older than you dang it!

[Msputiton]

I keep forgetting.
Your just so adorable

[bigpauly]

😂 fml

[Msputiton]

Oh such a potty mouth😡

[bigpauly]

Lmao I can’t catch a break this week

[Msputiton]

Oh okay.
Ill stop for an hr

[bigpauly]

Lmao so gracious

[Msputiton]

Yes, yes it is

[AsaKyo]

Probably be all awkward and skittish and go, "Um sorry, hehe~"

[bigpauly]

Awww lol

[moonpie89]

Total fan girl moment ahhh

[bigpauly]

Lmfao!

[exitseven]

I would shake hands and ask you whats new.

[sirderpsalot123]

I would kick you.

[bigpauly]

You need help. Lots of help.

[PrettyPriya]

🤣🤣🤣 I almost choked @bigpauly

[sirderpsalot123]

" kick the baby!" - south park

[bigpauly]

😒😒😂

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly So subtle. "You need help" hahaha 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@PrettyPriya Do you see how he talks to me? I'd like to report him.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao he always has these spurts

@sirderpsalot123 Another reason you should never have any power here.

[PrettyPriya]

@sirderpsalot123 Noted and reported. Sounds like you need to join the winning side.

@blackcupcake

[Blackcupcake]

heck yes! #teamcakes is always recruiting new folks

[sirderpsalot123]

@PrettyPriya @Blackcupcake Will you guys protect me the next time @bigpauly and @dustybiker gang up on me?

[bigpauly]

😒😒😒 you guys recruit harder than the army

[PrettyPriya]

@sirderpsalot123 1000%

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya @blackcupcake you’ll regret it the first time he double crosses you. I predict will be within the next few minutes. 😒

[sirderpsalot123]

@PrettyPriya Sign me up 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

He's just trying to mess with your head. Ignore him

[PrettyPriya]

@sirderpsalot123 I have been.

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 I’ll just sit back and let you do what you do best on this one.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao you’ve done everything but ignore me today you liar

[PrettyPriya]

Let me put on all my 'u's

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lol oh boy

[Blackcupcake]

hahahaha but I love dusty!!!😭❤️

[Blackcupcake]

I’ll help you against Pauly, not dusty!🤣

[bigpauly]

Yea you messed up trying to bring @dustybiker into this. First self destructive act already in motion.

[PrettyPriya]

I have no issues with her. We are sadly never on at the same time. 😞

[sirderpsalot123]

@blackcupcake Darn...😔

@PrettyPriya she's cool. Just don't tell her that I said that.

[sirderpsalot123]

@bigpauly Lmao, I didn't know they were feiends... Honest mistake. I'm sure Blackcupcake understands.

[Blackcupcake]

hahaha dusty is awesome!!!

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 mmmhm 😂. everyone loves Dusty. Like I said, matter of time before you self destruct

[dustybiker]

Can I just be Switzerland? *sips tea* (they aren’t completely neutral anymore… 😈)

[PrettyPriya]

Do I put my ‘I’d back? Hmm

[PrettyPriya]

Fuck ‘u’ s

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Probably not react at all