Do you have a million dollar idea?

[bigpauly]

[PrettyPriya]

Ok, so you know how they have Big & Tall stores? Yeah, that obviously serves a different market. So! I have come up with a million dollar idea for YOU and YOU alone. We are going to call it the Smally & Pauly store!

Brilliant, right? I know, I know... where do I have the time to come up with this? Hear me out though. This isn't just a store for clothing or normal sized people wear like those other ones.

Nope, this is a one stop shop for the height deficient. Think about what you could stock there. Nothing up high, obviously. Instead of shopping carts, shoppers would grab a step stool at the door for those hard to reach items on the middle shelfs.

Heck, you don't even need top shelf items since no one can get them. What I am suggesting is catering your products you carry for those that are a bit closer to the ground.

Things like those grabbers, stools, mini forks (because you obviously didn't eat all your veggies) etc etc. Think of all the things you could help fellow shorties out with by carrying them in one store.

Now, the only drawback I can see is floor space. Since you can't go vertical because you yourself never did, you have to have a lot of square footage available. that is the costly part and really only kink. You are welcome.

[bigpauly]

Well wait a minute, I thought you were going to open the mini mart with me! This seems along the same lines. Are you not in anymore? 🥺

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly this is just expanding on a good idea. Make it an all purpose store for little ones. I am giving you the blueprint.

[bigpauly]

Lmao wow thanks for all extra ideas. We will honor our initial contract of allowing you to be the one exception to enter.

[PrettyPriya]

I know expansion is a foreign concept, but trust me on this. 🙂

[bigpauly]

I can’t even be fake mad at this one. These are all actual struggles I’ve had and I’d legit shop at this place.. lmao.

[PrettyPriya]

Told you it was brilliant. Plus, you get to franchise your name!

[bigpauly]

Lmao yea I just don’t think there’s enough people like me to be profitable 😩

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya “ hard to reach items on the middle shelfs” and “ Since you can't go vertical because you yourself never did” had me dying! Ahahaha

[PrettyPriya]

@Ashleywonders 🤣🤣🤣

[PrettyPriya]

@ashleywonders He asked me on @emiliamazing's post for an opinion. Soooo, there ya have it.

[Emiliamazing]

There is a chain of stores in the Midwest called the big R. Maybe this needs to be called the Big P?

[Ashleywonders]

Hahaha well he should’ve known what to expect then!

[Ashleywonders]

@Emiliamazing ahaha that might be taken the wrong way

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake 😂😂

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya lmfao… yes!!! for #teamcakes but… oh boy for the midget squad and their crankiness🫢

[Agape93]

Yeap. Want to fix your crowded prison issue? Cool, line up all your domestic abusers, sex offenders and murderers outside against a wall. Pay me $25 a head, and total immunity from legal consequences, and I'll execute them all for you. Saves the state money and nets me close to a million easily

[bigpauly]

You may be onto something here 🤔

[Agape93]

I've even written Collins suggesting this. No reply.

[bigpauly]

That’s surprising, you’d think they’d be all in favor. Lol

[Agape93]

Agreed
Ran the numbers for rape and murder alone from 2018, that alone would net me 8,510,000
That's not counting other sex offenses or domestic violence or serial killers

[bigpauly]

Damn

[Agape93]

Sooo any politicians interested, write me up a contract and let's chat. I have no moral issue with it

[bigpauly]

Lol You’d think some of them would legit entertain the idea

[Agape93]

I know right?

[AddylynnNightingale]

I'd love to be hired for this.

[Agape93]

Split the money?

[AddylynnNightingale]

Works for me! I'd even do it for less.

[Agape93]

I'd do it pro Bono but home girl has to eat and ammo isn't free

[Agape93]

Shit add another 25 and I'll do it slow with my skinner

[MCheetah]

I used to have invention ideas all the time in the 2000s when I was a teenager and young adult, many of which later came true. Most people don't realize however, that a patent cost $50,000 and that inventions need about a quarter million dollars for research and development before even a prototype can be made. There are many, many, MANY barriers that stop inventions from being made, most of which are money. That's why predatory shows like Shark Tank and Dragon's Den exist.

My one idea for computers is a simple feature that inverts the Caps of typing, sO IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK AND RE-TYPE THE WHOLE F*CKING THING OVER! I can't believe it's 2022 and we still don't have a simple f*cking solution for that! Why can't you just highlight the words, hit the Caps Lock, and fIX THE DAMN PROBLEM?

[maximumpower]

Breakaway spandex/yoga pants.
Taking a cue from "Bongo" women's wear, which is only made in certain sizes for a reason.
Breakaway is made with special thread that pops if the "load" per square inch is exceeded.
Result is that only those who truly fit in them can wear them.

[NathanDavis]

I have a million ideas... each, worth around one dollar

[bigpauly]

I guess that equates to the same 🤔

[Ashleywonders]

Yes! I charge people under 5ft to get on my shoulders at concerts! I will go by the munchkin booster…

@PrettyPriya @emiliamazing

[PrettyPriya]

Don't limit to just concerts. Daily rentals. You will be a millionaire in no time.

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya yes, good call!

[bigpauly]

You could just get out of the way at concerts 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@roastedpeanut if you keep making that face it will get stuck that way.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao wow bring out the oldest joke in the book

[Emiliamazing]

Make a wish machine :-)!

I almost think you’re asking for the jokes!

[bigpauly]

That would be a nice invention 🤔

Lol sometimes I can’t avoid them. Throw them a layup here and there to see what they come up with.

[PrettyPriya]

Oh, so you are looking for an opinion then are ya?

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao you’ll give me whether I am or not 😒😂

[PrettyPriya]

Off we go!

[jamesgoldman]

Gold dealing

Not fast but plenty have made that figure in the business

[bigpauly]

Tried and true

[call_me_scar]

1 is Oreo flavored milk
2 is if we ship the NYC water to states with bad water that can't make the NYC style pizza dough then we would probably have the best pizza in town

[jshm2]

Yeah. I have 2

Will sell you one for a million bucks

[Userisrohit]

I have so many ideas but haven't count yet beyond thousand 😂😂😂

[dustybiker]

Yup. Sorry. The legal ink is still drying.

[bigpauly]

Ok. Just hire me on once you got things in process

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Consider it done. 🤝

[bigpauly]

You’re the best

[Emiliamazing]

Look at that! She wrote some thing in ink, not crayons. You are moving up in the world!

[dustybiker]

@Emiliamazing I usually rub my finger through the dust.

[Emiliamazing]

Hilarious! Apparently it’s common place to joke with big Pauly about his size. Pretty Priya informed me of this banter. That was my attempt at teasing him about being a little kid.

[dustybiker]

@Emiliamazing Oop. Yeah.. you ran into one of his guards. 😎

[Emiliamazing]

Love it!

[dustybiker]

@Emiliamazing 😁

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing lmao yep Dusty is one of the few that would have my back but her time zone doesn’t match up with the bullies! 😩

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly They do take full advantage. smh

[bigpauly]

I know!

[Emiliamazing]

It was brutal! I am hoping that you all have had this type of banter going on for sometime. You must have thick skin!

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing lmao I know they’re just kidding. If it was serious I’d not be as cool and collected.

[Emiliamazing]

Good to hear! The banter is so clever :-)

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing you’re so kind. Thank you. It does crack me up lol.

[TrillXHippy]

It’s 2 ideas in 1 and that’s all I’m gonna say

[BarryLiverstone]

Solar powered air conditioning

[bigpauly]

Sounds nice

[Msputiton]

Yup.

[bigpauly]

Let me in on it

[Msputiton]

Pauly😡

[bigpauly]

I just want some money! 🥺

[Msputiton]

But why my money

[bigpauly]

I’d work to help! Just give me a job 😩

[Msputiton]

I don't know.
You would have to have coaching experience, and be taller than the 1st graders.
I'm concerned you don't meet these requirements

[bigpauly]

Lmao I’m taller than most 1st graders!

[Msputiton]

Pauly. Are we lying about size again?
Remember what happened with subway lady?

[bigpauly]

😣 it’s true!

[Msputiton]

I'm glad you admit these size lies are true

[bigpauly]

😒 not what I meant.

[Msputiton]

It is too

[bigpauly]

Is not! 😩

[jamartheg]

Yes toilets that play music

[Dinosaursandanime65]

My legacy