Which of these male baby names seems like the WORST one to you?

[MCheetah]

OTHER OPTIONS:

Adolf - Vote H

Cletus - Vote I

Justin - Vote J

Donald (like Glover, Faison, or Sutherland) - Vote K

Okay, I did the female one. This is the male one. If you want our boy to be a total loser or a giant piece of sh*t, which name seems like the worst one to give your son? Personally, I think it's gonna be hard to top such douchey names like Seth or Justin. Maybe Seth if they're Jewish, Justin if they're not.

Dennis

Dick (or Richard/Rich)

Ian

Keith

Marvin (or Marshall)

Randy

Seth

Updates

+1 y

NO ONE picked Seth? Really? Or Keith?

[TroyDT2]

Adolph is asking for trouble. And Cletus made me literally laugh out loud.

[MCheetah]

REALLY surprised Keith doesn't have ANY votes! That's like ugliest, White Trash name I can imagine.
And you don't get any smug or douchey than Seth, given the examples. He's even the name of the Egyptian God version of Satan. That's what I would've vote for.

[AviatorTom]

H - No person deserves to be compared to Hitler.

[HighValue]

Everyone named Richard is obligated to kick people's ass badly if anyone calls them "Dick." That makes no sense.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/how-is-polly-short-for-mary

[MCheetah]

Richard = Rich = Ditch = Dick

[HighValue]

Adding in extra nonexistent letters to shorten a name is not proper English, so anyone that does it is incorrect.

[MCheetah]

Well, it's an old-timey tradition from the 12th century, and I don't really like it either, but that's how it works. It's also how Margaret becomes Maggie, which becomes Moggie, which becomes Poggy, which becomes Peggy. Oh, and Richard becomes Rich, which becomes Rick, which becomes Dick. Same for Robert/Bob, and William/Bill.

www.mentalfloss.com/.../origins-10-nicknames
www.thrillist.com/.../how-did-dick-become-short-for-richard

[misfittoy]

ian when people correct you saying no no its pronounced eeee'n. im like the f*ck it is i had hooked on phonics. just like the name colin

[MCheetah]

Every "E-N" I ever met was a pussy/soyboy.

[misfittoy]

ahahahahaha

[AddylynnNightingale]

Dick. If you name your kid dick, he deserves to get bullied.

[MCheetah]

Well, there's a retired basketball player for the Chicago Bulls named Steve Kerr (a white guy). He named his son "Nick." 🤣🤣

... Think about it for a minute.

[AddylynnNightingale]

Either he or the teacher got jumped after class.

[dolemite89]

i think it should be illegal for white women to name boys. they always name them gay trendy names that they saw on like twilight or something like blaine or tanner.

[A_Bell]

Or something that rhymes with aiden.

[dolemite89]

@A_Bell yessss!!! 🤣

[MCheetah]

Usually Blake, Blaine, Ashton, Aiden, Cody, Tanner, Jeremy, Ryan, Justin, or especially IAN! Something that sounds Suburban and gay (effeminate).

The girls' names (Skyler, Paige, Brooke, Madison, Ashlee, Olivia, Tiffany) are worse, though.

[JDavid25]

H.. If you name your son Adolf... Oof... That name is cursed.. LOL.. Richard/Dick sounds like an older man's name.. 😂.. You couldn't name some young kid that today..

[A_Bell]

Definitely Adolph. It's been permanently retired.

[AsaKyo]

I feel bad for kids named "Adolf" given the history behind that name

[msc545]

Cletus is archaic and awful

[Fuentes]

Deff not an Ian lol

[JesseJayNeak]

Dick. There are other shorts for Richard

[La_isla_bonita23]

Richard!