I remember this rant on Facebook by a woman who was going to name her unborn child, Squire Senator Sebastian. And note this is just his first name.
His full nsme would have been Squire Senator Sebastian "middle name" "last name".
And when some relatives and friends pointed out that name wasn't a good idea, she cut them all of and ranted online about how people were judging her unborn son whereas I'm reality they were talking about her naming skills.
To make things worse, she said her son wouldn't be allowed a nickname and should always be called by his entire first name. Talk about crazy!
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I honestly wanted to call my heir Aston Martin *last name* but settled on the reasonable James John *last name* and allow JJ for short
I did have a book of weird names and one was mustard M Mustard (middle name is also believed to be Mustard)
Or John Wayne Gacy... his parents wanted him to be famous... he sure is infamous
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As a teacher, I’ve come across so many names that made me just facepalm or just go “come on, really?”. Some of the more memorable ones are:
Nevaeh (I hate this one and it pops up all the time)
Kyrie (for a boy)
Shi-Tashes (supposed to be said like Shy Taysha)
And of course the ones named for characters:
Katniss
Daenerys
Sansa
Aragorn
Can't recall any others at the moment, but there were more for sure.
A man's name in our native language literally translates to 'Garbage' or 'Trash' in English.
His name is literally 'Garbage' or 'Trash'.
Another name for a man in my native language literally translates to 'Dumb' or 'Stupid' in English.
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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. (a. k. a. Hubert Wolfstern, Hubert B. Wolfe + 988 Sr., Hubert Blaine Wolfe+585 Sr., and Hubert Blaine Wolfe+590 Sr., among others) is the abbreviated name of a German-born American typesetter who has held the record for the longest personal name ever used.
That’s big oof, what were they thinking?Pretty much anything that could plausibly be a stripper name, like nevaeh. Best of the worst would be Cthulhu All-Spark.
"One Too Many, Born 1870, Essex, England"
https://www.parent24.com/Pregnant/Baby-names/61-of-the-worst-names-parents-actually-gave-their-kids-20180815Elon Musk and Grimes’ baby, I can’t even type it because those keys don’t exist, it starts with an X though. People shouldn’t be allowed to use anything but A-Z for names.
my family is from the Philippines.. they use Old 1950's American names.:
Mildred
Effie
Agnes
Gladys
Hester Sue
Mary Ellen
Worst one:
Hussy...I have too many.
Djaylinn
Djayvano
(They’re siblings)
Djayce
Denalio
These are all in my family. I don’t know why people want the names to start with a d so badly.Anything that just sounds like an old person's name. Like "Harriet."
Archibald.. I mean you can use the nickname Archie which is cute but Archibald? Id rather die than name my kid that lmfao
Some guy who was called P. L. for short and found out why that was so. Would you want the teacher, or anyone else, to call you Passion Love?
Well, I don't care very much for my name but it's better than my mother's second choice, which was "Þórhildur" ("Thorhildur")
X Æ A-12 Musk.
What the fuck kinda name is THAT, Elon?Aleinad,
David Beckham lastnameMariah Carey lastnameMelanomaAnytime parents botch up the spelling of an absolutely normal name.Corona and Covid (yes, people actually named their kids that)
Elon Musk and Grimes Baby name is pretty bad! X Æ A-12
Khaleesi. It literally means wife of the Khal. It's like how you don't name people president, because it's a title. I wouldn't care if it was Daenerys, because that was her name, but khaleesi was just a title.
Flower.
Family name was Pot. Would have been an easy bully targetCorona and covid I'm not joking two parents Named there kids that.
LaSonya. Congrats! You just gave your kid a name that every kid in school will be making Italian food jokes about.
Covid and sanitizer... look it up if u don't believe me. Lol
Almond and Freddy (his last name was Krueger- yes, someone did that to their son).
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