What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

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I would have to say porky or dick, I know people with these names.

RachelleDraws · Accepted Answer

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lilaqua · Accepted Answer

Something overtly biblical like Isaiah or Ezekiel, some from the bible like Tabitha or Elijah I don't hate. I also wouldn't give them something boring. I ideally would be a massive hippy and call them Rainbow, River or Cloud.

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

My name, Saoirse, is really problematic. It gets mispronounced a lot in the United States.

Vesuvius87 · Accepted Answer

Adolf Hitler Chastity Loser Isoroku Yamamoto Marijuana

N192K001 · Accepted Answer

水子 (Mizuko) from 水 ("mizu"/water) and 子 ("ko"/child)
In Japan, some parents were about to officially register their daughter with that name until they realized that it was a nearly-forgotten word for an "aborted/stillborn/miscarried child" used by previous generations.
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Weren't they glad they discovered the mistake on time‽

AlexEfron · Accepted Answer

It's not original, I saw it on the Internet once but these two are the best : For a boy - Dick Ryder  For a girl - Dixie Normous

VirginiaBeachBum · Answer

dbhfsaddfdsfahkbudfs I just banged on my keyboard. Try pronouncing that. :-)

Jaffar722 · Answer

I always thought it would be cool to name my son Christian and raise him to be a Satanist.

thatguywhere · Answer

A woman I knew almost named her daughter Chlamydia, thank fully her husband was there to explain it to her.

oksurething · Answer

There are quite a few names that are illegal. They include: Adolf Hitler Mussolini North South East West And the list goes on. In Japan, it's illegal to call your kid Tom.

goddess87 · Answer

My nephew's name is giddeon. I feel so bad for him.

mattai787 · Answer

Hardik  That's actually an Indian name - would never get that to my son.

Pink2000 · Answer

These are actually real names of twins.  Gin & Juice  Cocaine & Marijuana

Onix764 · Answer

La-a Pronounced "la-DASH-uh" I've actually have met more than one person with this name

Anonymous · Answer

Hitler Mussolini booth Kid fucker junior  Chase herback (actually know someone with this name)

princess_jenna · Answer

Anything too known Jane, Sally, Bob, Timmy, etc

tartaarsaus · Answer

Since I'm a Jew, Adolf.

Anonymous · Answer

Shithead and pronounce it as  Shiitheed!!!

karahiri · Answer

Adolf

Anonymous · Answer

Figet Spinner

Reincarnated_sóul · Answer

Lucifer

Sha84 · Answer

twinkle

TheUglyMonk · Answer

Todd

baby181036 · Answer

Idiot

Tyberius · Answer

Keith

jacob453 · Answer

Dick

Anonymous · Answer

Kendal Kastity Kobes

Anonymous · Answer

shaniqua.

Anonymous · Answer

Dick

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