What's a name you would never name your child?

[Simslover92]

For me, it's definitely Adolf or Lucifer for a boy and Jezebel for a girl.

[BCRanger10]

I'll say this at least. I will never ever give any of my children any of these goofy, trendy "unique" names like Adler, Diesel, Luxanne, Brielle or whatever. My children are (and future children will be) either named after Saints or their names have some kind of actual meaning to them.

[exitseven]

Either Brandon or Karen

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Gwendoline]

Beyonce. Also wouldn't call a child by what is a last name like mckenzie that's common in America.

[Jennz6]

Mussolini for a boy and I like your choice of Jezebel for a girl

[ohsheeT]

Anonymous I can't believe how many girls and boys are named anonymous every app. I go to it seems like there's hundreds of them what did they run out of baby books with names? That or what

[butterly248]

😂😂😂

[Nikki1989]

@ohsheeT You beat me to it. All these people called Anonymous must have had batshit crazy upbringings.

[ohsheeT]

Yes, even on here, someone says Anonymous the whole room and the teacher turn to look

[WhiteThought]

Bartholomew, Cornelius, Edmund, anything that would be the butt of every joke.

If I have kids with a black woman
Then there would be no Shaniqua, Laquisha Latonya, or anything along those lines.

[FunkyMonkee]

Anything that's a verb. It's too confusing for them.
Bob.
Mark
Neal. "Neal, stand up. Neal, stand up!" "I don't know what to do! Am I a noun or a verb?"

[alice55]

The only name I would be naming my child would be Marie and Thomas nothing else. After there's some others I like like Elise or my father name (that I would keep private). But anything else is a no to me.

[sage2021]

I would never name my son Cecil

I would never name my daughter Prudence

[sage2021]

When trying to think of a name for my baby while I was pregnant, I rode the bus everyday and I would constantly see this name in BIG letters that took up the whole side of the truck 🚛.
I really thought it was a cool name and hadn't ever heard or met a guy with that name. So we named him the name from the truck.
Now it is a very popular boys/men's name.
I wonder if we started it? I would take him to the doctor, barber, people at my work - they all started naming their son my son's name.🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

[DryGermanGuy]

Kevin, Dustin and the female equivalent, Schakkelinne. 😬😬😬

[BCRanger10]

Kevin isn't the worst name ever (and no, it's not my name).

[DryGermanGuy]

I speaking from German society’s point of view. Here Kevin is used by people who shouldn’t have procreated in the first place, if you know what I mean.
There is even a Wikipedia entry about it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevinismus?wprov=sfti1

[DonaldDarko]

Anything that sounds nutty, they'll have to live with it.

[NicholasRedone]

@Simslover92 that South American trend of Jesus for kids names (cringey) 😶😐 or there's some other names I'll avoid due to bad associations 🥲👌🏻🤢🤮

[HawkPerception]

Lana and Naomi. Spell them backwards and you'll see why

[Joshydavid25]

Those are both pretty names to me but... I see your point.. 😂😂..

[4ngelic]

gertrude, bertha, herbert, and old people names in gen

satan

hitler

karen

[BloodyMary6]

Apple, Bertha, for a girl

For boy

Butch and Donald I mean sounds like a dogs name.

[andreasderjuengere]

- Donald

going along with:

- Mickey

- Scrooge

- Snowwhite

- Daisy

- Pluto

- Horace

... and such

[MemeSupreme]

Elijah

every one i've met was a shitty person and good at hiding it

[Coden7]

Helga and Barthalameu are a couple that come to mind

[Bklynbadboy12]

You're kidding me right tell me you wouldn't really name your son that you name your son Lucifer

[Simslover92]

I said a name I would never name my child. Did you read the question?

[Bklynbadboy12]

Good you freaked me out for a second there

[Simslover92]

Lol I may be a lot of things and somewhat crazy but not that crazy

[Bklynbadboy12]

That's why I love ya!!!

[Drumlin2001]

Nicky. Name of my ex. Can't imagine a daily reminder

[DrPepper12]

SO MANY students ruined names for my so & I. It was a slog

[butterly248]

Keith, Sophie etc. I am into weird names or uncommon names.

[Anonymous]

Harold / Harry. It's never been a great name, but "prince" Harry has pretty much condemned it to be forevermore on the "names which shall not be spoken" list.

[Staximus]

I would have to agree with you on those names

[Anonymous]

I agree with your choices :D

I would definitely not name my children after any Biblical character.

[Agape93]

Nick, Todd, tucker, Chandler, Madison, etc.

[bowenw]

Randy or Felecia.

[dragoblack]

Anything that rhymes with an insult

[Stevepro68]

Karen

[WhitneySnow]

Ahab

[Shiprex]

Goofy

[Jeff51]

Dick is one.

[fish5505_87]

Dweezil!

[Chayce]

Todd.

[CubaPirate]

Elvis lol

[Anonymous]

Trump 😂