Do you think turtles are funny?

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I told my uncle he looked like a turtle and I heard him secretly asking his wife why I said that and if it was because he was ugly. Later my mom told me that is how they humiliate people in Chinese and I laughed that I did not know that and unintentionally insulted him. I called him a turtle cause I have a sea shell statue made in the shape of a turtle and I thought he looked like my sea shell turtle statue.

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Emiliamazing Follow
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Oh, all five of us think turtles are absolutely adorable :-)!
@bigpauly-You would look adorable surfing on a turtle in the ocean

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  Lmao
  
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I’ve seen funny videos of turtles, but i don’t generally think of them as “funny”. They’re kinda cute and extremely interesting animals; not necessarily funny. The stoner turtle from “Finding Nemo” was pretty funny! But i’m pretty sure that wasn’t a real turtle. Hollywood is secretly anti-turtle. I don’t know why we’re not talking about that more in the US.

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What do turtles and whores have in common? Once they're on their back, they're screwed.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vf22Bhn5lZU

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  Lmao
  
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- exitseven
  
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  ahahahaha
  
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exitseven Follow
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These turtles are funny
Heroes in a Halfshell

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- Msputiton
  
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  Agree
  
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- exitseven
  
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  the original cartoon from the 80s were funny the new ones are just dumb.
  
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They are very interesting creatures, they are amuzing and can be funny to see/watch. I am fascinated about the large one and how old they can get.

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I think 'Crush' from 'Finding Nemo' is funny.
"Totally!"

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yes...

so, a turtle walks into a bar...

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- Havthrills
  
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  3 hours later...
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  @Havthrills oh yeah... we'll definitely wait quite a bit for the punchline... lol
  
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- Havthrills
  
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  That turtle is about halfway there by now.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Lmao
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  @dustybiker yes, she does like frogs but... a frog would not take THIS long to arrive, lmfao
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @NathanDavis Oh I completely missed this question. lol
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  No I didn’t I answered it. 🤣 omg I need a nap.
  
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I feel bad for turtles in Montana on the roads and highway areas people stay running them over when I went through there

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- Msputiton
  
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  Oh dear
  
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glennos89 Follow
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In the past they were funny but recently I saw in a tiktok video a horny male turtle and its has a absolutely enormous penis so now they scare me hahaha 😂

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No but I think they're very cute. My favorites are those that you see everywhere, the red eared sliders.

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Sparkie460 Follow
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No I don't think they are funny. They are slow and I hate having them in front of me when I'm driving.

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- loveslongnails
  
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  oH how terribly inconvenient! LOL
  
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- Sparkie460
  
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  Actually I think turtles move faster than some of the drivers
  
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NamerOfStars Follow
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I've never seen one doing stand-up. They ARE cute, though.

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clampfan101 Follow
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The way they eat is funny and cute.

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Th3ft Follow
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I think there fun! Kind of goofy looking but just fun.

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loveslongnails Follow
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No, I think they are incredible creatures that struggle to survive from the moment they are born.

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Havthrills Follow
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This

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call_me_scar Follow
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Not as a concept no but if they did something funny that would be neat

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Smartman5 Follow
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no but I'm amazed at their lifestyle in general as they move so slowly. especially it's nice to use the shell as a house

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TrillXHippy Follow
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Crush and Squirt from Finding Nemo. TMNT: Michelangelo

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
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Well…. Why must something be something for something that wants to be something?

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BLP11520 Follow
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They are just a pet, I saw kids abusing them when i was little. So cruel

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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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No, but they are almost as cute as frogs...

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- Msputiton
  
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  Yes they are cute. Frogs no😡
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I hope you turn into a frog.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @dustybiker ya man is acting up again.
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 That was pretty weak.
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Msputiton 😂😂
  
  @dustybiker Yeah... It isn't my proudest moment.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @dustybiker this was embarrassment by association for you? 🥴
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @msputiton Over him? Pfft. No. We are tech the same person. I’m the good half. Naturally.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @dustybiker naturally he's pretty naughty
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @msputiton I feel for his mother. 😎
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @dustybiker lmao
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  My mother has always been very honest about the fact that I am the favorite 😎
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 I see. Manipulation. Wise choice.
  
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Bethany22 Follow
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Not snapping turtles. They're violent.

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dustybiker Follow
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They are patient and peaceful. 🐢🌊

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purplepoppy Follow
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I've never heard one tell a decent joke

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Lucy68 Follow
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I like turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

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- UnknownSwede
  
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  Hahaha I just commented this, then I realized that someone else probably also commented it! Hello fellow Zombie!
  
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WonderBell99 Follow
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I think they’re cute

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andreasderjuengere Follow
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I rather find them boring :)

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J2ohhhhh Follow
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Yeah they crack me up all the time

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tfan1 Follow
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Only the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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worldscolide Follow
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I do. My wife thinks they are cute

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es20490446e Follow
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Only if they are teenage and mutant.

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Blackcupcake Follow
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they’re adorable

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- Msputiton
  
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  Agree
  
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collie22 Follow
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super slow walking is amusing

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Dnice1 Follow
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I think turtles are cute 🐢

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Debbie14217 Follow
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no very cute !!! lol

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DrillBeats Follow
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Ninja turtles.

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Charliefretz329 Follow
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Definitely! Especially when they mate

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Zolly99999 Follow
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Michaelangelo is 😁

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legalboxers Follow
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no they are miserable

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Gooddaze Follow
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They are very interesting

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I love turtles, especially Sea Turtles.

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UnknownSwede Follow
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I like turtles.

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_Just_A_girl_ Follow
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Nope

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Maybe

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TallAnon Follow
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Nope

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No their disgusting

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Anonymous
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no..

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