If aliens abducted you would you go willingly?

[Sparkie460]

If you were abducted would you let them poke and prod your entire body?

[Guy13]

Hell no…Damn Early Anus Inspector bout got his ass kilt. Bad Genes 🧬 Early Anus Analysis.

Aliens better hope Wrath of God gets them before I find a psychopath who will take one toe at a time.
Like the serial killer who took off one wing of the.. to watch it struggle to death.-This could be your Neighbor. I’m sure I have resident-Quarter of no rent.

[exitseven]

I have been abducted before. They have a way of getting me out of my bed and into their ship, they remove DNA samples from under my thumbnails and get m back in bed before i wake up. I really had no choice.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Sparkie460]

You're welcome

[dustybiker]

No. Well… maybe if they asked nicely and their offer was good.

[Sparkie460]

So you'd let them poke you all over your body?

[dustybiker]

You are assuming that is all aliens want?

[Sparkie460]

Well they may inseminate the females.

[dustybiker]

Now you’re sounding like you wear an aluminum hat.

[Sparkie460]

What makes you say that

[dustybiker]

Just teasing.

[Sparkie460]

I actually have a construction hat.

[elizamichale1]

Yea sure

Use me in whatever way just let me go back lol

[Sparkie460]

You wouldn't mind them poking, prodding and doing other things to you as long as you get to go home?

[elizamichale1]

Nops i won't i m pretty used to it already

[Sparkie460]

How are you used to it already

[elizamichale1]

I work as a secretary n stripper n as a prostitute for my brother

[Sparkie460]

Ok I can understand the secretary and stripper but you're a prostitute for your brother? How do your husband's feel about you doing that?

[elizamichale1]

Yea he owns the place where i work n lol if secretary n stripping for him is ok then whts special about being his prostitute huhh

Yea they r both fine with it

[Sparkie460]

I guess if you're going to be a prostitute why not do it for your brother. At least he'll have your back if things get out of hand.

[elizamichale1]

Well that was the objective... n he does look after me well

[snackthatsmilesback]

Depends, if I cooperate do I get to go home in one peice? Cause I'm not dying on any hill in a fucking spaceship. Forget about it.

[jshm2]

That's what Americans tend to do.

You never heard of Abu Gharaib?

[andreasderjuengere]

The general idea of 'abduction' excludes an option to volunteer for it?

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't know if I'd like the poking and prodding but meeting up with them would be cool.

[Anonymous]

So in other words, if the GOVT abducted me, would I go willingly?

No. They have to physically FORCE me

[HeyBenSultan]

I wouldn't stay another minute on this damn planet

[YakubDavid]

Edgy...

[Sparkie460]

You'd let them poke every orifice

[HeyBenSultan]

I don't understand you

[Sparkie460]

It see how we function they would stick objects in each and every part of your body.

[HeyBenSultan]

I use translation, it makes a meaningless sentence.

[YakubDavid]

If you go willingly, it isn't abduction...

[Sparkie460]

Would you let them stick things in your every orifice

[YakubDavid]

Sorry, I'm not your mum.

[cth2188]

Let them take me earth is hell

[whiskeyontherocks]

Depending on how board I am probably

[HippieVeganJewslim]

No. I’ll miss all the things the Earth had for me.