If extraterrestrial aliens came to Earth and requested volunteers to go with them for research and diplomacy purposes, would you volunteer?

[Chazmatazz269]

I’d be so down! Probe me if you must. Just get me the frick away from all these idiots and *ssholes! 😂😂😂

[purplepoppy]

Look, it's me sorting things out or politicians. We all know in whose hands the future of mankind is safest don't we?

Do you really want Trump "ambushing" them or imposing intergalactic tariffs if they don't strike a deal and make him supreme emperor of the galaxy?

Thought not.

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂😂
I definitely trust you more than Drumpf, but probably not by as much as you would hope.
😂😂😂

[FreyaRed]

I think people who like anal sex should only apply because we all know Greys love human anuses

[Chazmatazz269]

I’m not convinced that it’s a natural affinity. Every man knows the sphincter is the gateway to complete human health. Women don’t know that because docs who finger ladies’ butts go to prison.
😂😂😂

[Hagar88]

We would be like ants to an interstellar race.

[Chazmatazz269]

I luv ants! But i luv spiders and dragonflies more.

[Agape93]

Fuck no

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂😂

[exitseven]

no thanks.