What five questions would you ask to try and determine if someone was American?

[Anonymous]

I was watching this video in which Americans had to try and determine who was the one British person in the room with them by asking whatever questions they wanted before time ran out. What questions would you ask to try to determine if someone in the room with you was American or not?

I think I would ask:
1)Who is the current Vice President
2) How tall are you in feet and how many inches are in a foot?
3) What month do we have to pay taxes
4) What is the last line in "The Star Spangled Banner"
5) What name do we give both an 11th grader and a third year student in college?

[MCheetah]

1. How do you feel about soccer? (If they don't hate it or have complete apathy for it, then they're not American; ESPECIALLY if they refer to it as "football." No American in the world genuinely likes soccer.)

2. How do you feel about the Metric System? (Same as above; Metric is f*cking sh*t. And yes, I do know both systems.)

3. What is full name of the Queen of England? (No true American should know or care about this.)

4. How do you spell color/colour?

5. What day and month is Independence Day?

Bonus. What is the most American food you could possibly eat? (Anything that's not burgers or something fried, is a Fail.)

Bonus. Play them the first ten seconds of this song and ask them to finish the next line in the verse. (F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE M*THERF*CKIN' DAY, YEAH!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8

That'll sniff out that limey British bastard, for sure!

[AviatorTom]

1. Name the 51st state? (an American will tell you there are only 50 states)

2. How many inches in a meter?(an American will have no idea)

3. How many digits in your SSN? (an American will now there are 9 digits)

4. What color is your passport? (an American will either say they have no passport or that it's blue)

5. Fox or CNN? (an American will quickly answer this one, a foreigner will think about it before answering)

[AviatorTom]

Thanks for the mho

[Daniela1982]

1 - Donde Espanol?

2 - Do you get free phones, free rent and health insurance?

3. - Are you for Trump or Biden?

4. - What color is your flag?

5. - How long did it take for you to get into the United States?

[Daniela1982]

@MCheetah You aren't supposed to be answering questions, but what you would ask.

[MCheetah]

I posted my response on here.

[MCheetah]

And did you have to erase it, though? It was just a joke.

[Daniela1982]

@MCheetah I can't erase an opinion on someone else's question.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

What do you call the stuff you fill up your car with at the station?

When was the first time you used your ssn.

Ask why people have a problem with ariena grande.

Purple rain?

[Asker]

What are we supposed to answer in regards to purple rain?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Who in America doesn't know about Prince?

[ShyNaughtyGuy]

I'm not an American and don't know much about America.
so I can't

[Smashingdoozy]

Just ask them to name 5 countries on a map. Expz

[Asker]

How would that help determine anything? Yes, you could argue that Americans are bad at Geography, i.e. "what continent is Uganda located in," but I think a lot could name 5 countries even if they sucked at Geography and then that would assume that the one other person who wasn't American did or didn't know this information.

[Smashingdoozy]

It's a joke.

[OddBeMe]

History question. If they get it wrong: American.

[Asker]

It's funny you say that because one of the American's trying to sus out the Brit, was asking American history questions like what wars happened on US soil in the 20th century, and no one was answering them and he was so frustrated that no one knew any answers...but I was thinking Geography and History for the greater population are straight to fail questions. People don't even know basic things like how many branches of government do we have.

[OddBeMe]

Yeah, no wars on American soil since 1812…

Techncially WW2 bombed britian, but no actual war was foughht I’d argue. England has a long rep for never being invaded :)

[Anonymous]

Where are they from?