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One of the defining differences that set us apart from animals is a sense of humor. Monkeys have a sense of humor and so do dolphins. Just your average monkey (Joe Monkey) has a better memory than the human with the best memory and he's pretty funny. So unless you have some unique talents or special abilities outside of pooping on parties and raining on parades... I'd rather work with a monkey... risk saying something unintentionally humorous and get assaulted for it. I can't be forced to walk on eggshells cuz I'm naturally Goofy and fun and you'd be over there just clenching your fist and jaw,."why can't you shut up!!!" ... probably saying all sorts of mean stuff about me in your head. I just want to see you smile and you want me dead...
Sheesh! 🤷♂️. Uh oh... Here comes the tickle monster. 🤓. Not ticklish, we'll see about that...
Don't you dare try to make me laugh and if you do try... I'm going to get angry... start throwin' shit... then you'll know why the dang chicken crossed the road... mister... Cause I was chasing it with a sword!
This is basically the equivalent of proclaiming to have no personality.
😔. Uh oh... the huggy monster might get you.
I do know some folks go rogue "I'm a mature adult" at age 21-25 and after a few years of "I mean business!" and "You think you're funny, Huh?" You will eventually revert back to making "kick me" signs like when you were 14. I goof off now more than I did when I was 23 or 24... Why?
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I like jokes as long as they are not too spicy/extreme. I enjoy watching meme videos like Bully McGuire and meme compilations as well as going through Facebook pages that are meme themed. There are a lot of jaded “jokes” that are not actually funny, but once you find a good source of jokes, it is easy to laugh.
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+1 yI like jokes, not all of them. I like dark, racism, sarcasm, religion, sexist or just stories... The 'dad jokes' don't usually do it for me.
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I don't like jokes. Most people have different humor than me
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3K opinions shared on Other topic. Depends on if the person actually means me harm. If they do. I won't laugh at their jokes.
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+1 yI love jokes especially the dark and/or disturbing ones, racist jokes are even better, especially the ones that are hate crimes in most of the US.
P. S. I'm a (black male) weirdo who has never seen race or their differences so it's extra hilarious to me, I've even given all my friends n-word passes so that we can always be free and enjoy the small moments00 ReplyDepends on the joke itself and what kind of joke it is and who it is telling the joke. I can handle almost any joke, I don't laugh or smile at them but I will say if it's funny or not. I don't care for ugly jokes especially since they are normally directed at me but I take them as jokes because what's the point of getting mad about it. Also in my experience it's guys who joke around and it's females who say shit to be hurtful.
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+1 yI like jokes, especially ones that might be considered a bit naughty. Apparently, G@G admins don't like them though, a "naughty" joke was recently removed
00 Reply It's kind of weird that you don't like jokes, maybe you're sensitive. I'd almost argue that that is a personality disorder, considering that it is normal and natural for humans to laugh and joke.
00 ReplyI confess I do like jokes. My kids don't like my dad jokes and puns, but that's programmed into them.
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+1 yHumor is important. It tells you a lot about someone in how they react. Laughter is proven to heal too.
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u +1 yI live for humor... and funny, love witty...
jokes though, they are fine, good ones are funny... bad jokes are BEST, lol00 Reply I like jokes that don't insinuate someone's crazy like jokes about "mass murder" or "Dictators are our saviors" or some shit like that
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What about jokes that insult one person, such as George W Bush? He went to a tribe of Native Americans, chatted with them, and they gave him the name Walking Eagle. At first George liked it, but then, he wondered about his name. So he send a guy to ask them: the Native Americans said: he’s so full of sh т that he can’t even fly!
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+1 yI like many jokes, even if they are racist towards me. I know that they don’t mean it, but if they do, I get angry, and I’m not exactly sure if I’m allowed to laugh about jokes in which G-d, the Devil, Heaven, or Hell are involved.
00 Reply 1.7K opinions shared on Other topic. Yeah well, the reason is probably because you see a joke in the mirror, every time you look in one.
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+1 yA religious woman doesn't like jokes.
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+1 yWell. Depends on the jokes. I try to have a sense of humor
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+1 yAre you talking about pranks or jokes. I love jokes and I don't mind a mild prank
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+1 yI was watching Dating The Delaneys yesterday and there were so many corny jokes. I don't think I've said this about corny jokes before but they were kinda cute
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+1 yDid you hear about The guy Who was killed by a Weasel?
He was sitting on the railroad track and the train came along he didn’t hear the weasel.
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Before the punch line, I was thinking of Ronald Weasley!
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+1 yI like jokes, because it's an amusing way to tell stories that may or may not be true.
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Some jokes really happened:
Sir Bono: Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.
Scottish bloke: Well, f—-ing stop doing so, then, ya evil bastard!
Attendant: Please put on your seatbelt!
Muhammad Ali: Superman doesn’t need a seatbelt.
Attendant: Well, Superman doesn’t need an aeroplane! - +1 y
@HippieVeganJewslim Nice ones. Got any more?
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Real-life jokes, can’t think of any of the top of my head. Jokes4all. net is a good joke site.
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When John Lennon, was little, His mum told Him that the key to life is happiness. So when He went to school, they asked Him what He wanted to be when He grew up. John wrote ‘happy.’ They said He didn’t understand the assignment and John told them they didn’t understand life.
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+1 yThere are just creative jokes I appreciate and there are those really lame ones. I don't treat jokes in general as if they're bad. They all just depends.
00 Reply I like jokes. I like when people make me laugh
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+1 yYeah, I love `em and make them all the time!
00 Reply You so much as prank or joke about me, its an all out prank and joke war. If its in the name of good clean fun and laughter.
00 Reply619 opinions shared on Other topic. You should watch Jimmy Carr
https://youtu.be/T2QT63Ee8Jw00 Reply1.4K opinions shared on Other topic. It depends if the joke is funny or terrible like bad.
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+1 yDepends on what kind of joke. I am realy against hand jokes and offensive ones.
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+1 yI like jokes as long as the one telling me the joke does not think he/she is very funny and lets me decide on that
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+1 yI like jokes. Mostly dark humour 😅
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Oh, and dad jokes lol.
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+1 yI love jokes and so do all my friends
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+1 yI love jokes. Good or bad. How can you not?
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+1 yWomen hate jokes.
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Of course, you can't say this for every woman, there are women who love jokes. There are also those who do not like, I am among those who do not. because the jokes seem utterly disgusting and ridiculous to me
My life is too miserable to enjoy comedy.
00 Reply2.9K opinions shared on Other topic. i hate certain types of jokes
00 ReplyI like good ones hehe
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What about this rude and racist joke?
Three men were prank-calling a restaurant.
Owner: What do you want?
Man 1: So my brother is going to come in, and he has a very big order.
Owner: What does he need?
Man 1: It’s a very, very big order, I’ll give you his name. Got a pen handy?
Owner: Go ahead!
Man 1: His first name is Mitur.
Owner: Wha-what, Mitur?
Man 1: That’s spelt M-I-T-U-R, and his last name is B-E-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y.
Owner: Mitur Benesderty (my turban is dirty)?
Man 1: Your turban is dirty?
Owner: I’ll kill you, m-f-! [hangs up and phone rings again]
Man 2: Hi!
Owner: What do you need?
Man 2: Is your chicken fresh?
Owner: It’s fresh. How many pieces do you need?
Man 2: Is your Buffalo wing sauce spicy?
Owner: Yes, it’s spicy! What do you want?
Man 2: Is your turban dirty?
Owner: Your mother is dirty, you people! [hangs up once more and picks up again]
Man 3: Er, hullo?
Owner: What do you need?
Man 3: Is Mike here?
Owner: Mike who?
Man 3: Mike Turbenesderty?
Then the owner gets really pissed so he curses in his Indian language.
I would NOT tell this joke to a Sikh, or anyone else with a turban, or make such a prank call, though. - +1 y
@HippieVeganJewslim no strong feeling
13K opinions shared on Other topic. I like jokes.
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+1 yboth
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