Does anyone else constantly lose their stuff or am I just a special kinda stupid?

So I have lost my wallet for the umpteenth time, I lost my phone last weekend and just got a new one a couple days ago. 🙃 this is like the third phone I’ve lost. I lost my last one a couple of times but always ended up finding it again. I called it my lucky phone but its luck ran out. 😭 I’m sure my wallet will turn up somewhere stupid after I replace all my stuff… again…

It’s not a joke when I say I would lose my head if it weren’t attached to my shoulders.
Does anyone else constantly lose their stuff or am I just a special kinda stupid?
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