When is your birthday (month and day)?

These MFers wanted $1.50 per numbered-candle! Screw paying $3 for candles!
These MF'ers wanted $1.50 per numbered-candle! Screw paying $3 for candles!
Horoscopes. I guess Im Two Cold Scorpio. At least Im not lame-ass Pisces, though!
Horoscopes. I guess I'm Two Cold Scorpio. At least I'm not lame-ass Pisces, though!

Today I'm 36. Ugh... First time I felt old as dirt was when I turned 27 back in 2013. Now I feel even older than dirt. Really not looking forward to 40. I don't get paid until Friday, so I'm too broke to even buy candles on my own cake today. It's 8pm as of me writing this, so I guess everyone at work forgot my birthday, as well. Last year, I got a surprise cake.

But whatever; still alive, I guess.

When is your birthday (month and day)?
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