If You Could Magically Turn Into A Ewok, Elf Or Gremlin Which One Would You Turn Into?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Ewok

Elf

Gremlin

[dustybiker]

Gizmo and Ewok are both pretty tied. They are equally adventurous. Gizmo can fit into smaller spaces though.. that can have it’s added benefits. Tough.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Except all hell breaks lose if Gremlins eat after midnight or get wet.

[dustybiker]

Truth. But what mysteries are Ewoks hiding?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/lfMWlAF5RW0

[dustybiker]

Wow. Instant classic.

[Chazmatazz269]

Ewoks are ignorant and gremlins are wicked. Elf is the only reasonable choice.

[humanearth]

Garden Gnome

Because I am growing my Garden Gnome beard back

[Xawyx-2]

Elf, but Lord Of The Rings Elf, not the one in the picture.

Otherwise - Gremlin, they know how to have fun.

Ewok is not a bad choice either...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Gremlins do know how to have fun however if they get wet or eat after midnight all hell will break loose. An Ewok would be cool & an elf even better.

[Xawyx-2]

Critters are even more dangerous than Gremlins: external-content.duckduckgo.com/.../

[Sevenpointfive]

ewoks are like little werewolfs. and no one fucks with them

[NathanDavis]

Ewok, I like sticks