I lost a bet and must pie myself in the face up to five times. How many pies should I get hit with and what types of pie?

Friday is the day it's happening. There is no going back now. To add to the humiliation I must ask as many people as possible how many pies will be used (5 max) and what the pies should consist of. The options will be listed below. So after you vote recommend the type of pie/gunge I must wear.

I lost a bet and must pie myself in the face up to five times. How many pies should I get hit with and what types of pie?
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