Are you the devil in disguise?

[bigpauly]

[Rosexøxø]

here’s a question..

does a real devil ever need a disguise? 😏

come on you can’t hide this!

Someone’s bound to see the steam flowing from the ends of my cape 😜

[Rosexøxø]

If anyone asks, I’ll be “cosplaying” Cruella Deville. Instead of Cruella Devil. For obvious reasons lol

[bigpauly]

I assumed you just got out of a hot shower and that was your robe

[bigpauly]

She gave me the heebie jeebies when I was little

[Rosexøxø]

I like that assumption! 😂

Lmao but same though 😂😭 she’s a good gal trust 👐

[bigpauly]

She wanted to kill all those puppies! 😤

[Rosexøxø]

Lol 😍 maybe maybe

Until you watch cruella the live film version

EVERY VILLAIN HAS A STORY 🤧

[Rosexøxø]

Oh wait there’s no debating this with you Pauly I remembered your pfp 😂👐

Okay okay she’s not nice 😌😏

You can burn her at the stake. ☝️😜
Wait let me ALSO REMEMBER this is GAG lol

#CloseCall

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂😂

[virtue2332]

Most of us have probably been guilty of doing devilish things. Thats only because of the wide range of perspectives and cultural beliefs. Since I believe that perception is reality and our perception differ so multiple realities exist and its possible to be percieved as the devil to some and a Saint to others

[NathanDavis]

according to some, yes...

what would you say about that BP, am I... or, am I?

[bigpauly]

Naah just a vampire 🧛‍♀️

[NathanDavis]

and quite subtle about it... lol

[bigpauly]

Right right 👀

[Blackcupcake]

did I hear subtle? that’s cal

[Blackcupcake]

cap*

[NathanDavis]

subtle... and always on my best behaviour

[Blackcupcake]

biggest cap…

[NathanDavis]

@Blackcupcake everyone knows so

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis I was reading some comment the other day about you making girls wet and I needed some holy water for my eyes after that -,- very ungodly.

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake lmfao

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly hahaha I’m not even joking -,-

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake 😱 Naughty Nathan

[NathanDavis]

I never said that though...

that is one three word letter I never use... lmfao

[bigpauly]

😂😂

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis I never said you said it… but I can post the link to prove that it was said if you’d like lmfao

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly don’t let him fool you…

[NathanDavis]

and what has not been said about me already... lol

don't let them fool you

[bigpauly]

Ooh boy, lmao

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis has anyone called you pretty? I don’t know why but that’s the vibe I get from you, that you’re very pretty

[NathanDavis]

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao…..

[bigpauly]

I think it’s the jawline that makes the ladies go crazy

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly yeah… and the cheesy words… he probably serenades them too

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake my man’s a born lady killer

[NathanDavis]

that would be Pauly... just look at his every question on the daily... lol

[bigpauly]

Are you saying I’m cheesy 😑😂

[NathanDavis]

I meant... you're a ladies favourite

wait, does that mean you two think I'm cheesy... lmfao

[bigpauly]

They like you at least as much as me if not more.

Lmao no I think you’re cool

[NathanDavis]

I can hear @blackcupcake rolling her eyes to that... lol

[bigpauly]

Is that actual footage? Lol

[Blackcupcake]

lol…

[NathanDavis]

size might be accurate

[bigpauly]

Lmao you know I can’t say shiz about size

[NathanDavis]

damn autocorrect... I meant sassy-ness might be accurate...

[bigpauly]

I could see that, lol

[dustybiker]

That would be awful. To have to be stuck in charge of all the horrible souls. I always felt bad for him. Being stuck in that job. Someone has to do it, I appreciate it.

[bigpauly]

He should have his own reality show

[dustybiker]

He might need his own network. Terrifying. We can send in @sirderpsalot123 to screen it for us first.

[bigpauly]

Lmao I have confidence he could get good footage for us

[dustybiker]

I agree. He has skills. We’ll keep a change of shorts handy for his return though.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

You guys are just trying to butter me up so I'll do it and it's working 😏

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 You’re too easy. You should have made us put more effort in.

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I said that it WAS working. Not that it was a done deal. You guys can keep going...

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 That’s better. We need to fit you out with some Men in black gear first. So you can make a slicker escape.

[bigpauly]

Im all out of nice things to say 😶

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker You have it all figured out 👊

@bigpauly 💩

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly lmao

@sirderpsalot123 Guess it’s lucky I thought this through. @bigpauly dropping the ball like that.

[bigpauly]

I tried my hardest

[dustybiker]

I know. I tease. You did very well.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker he did not 😠

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 You gonna be a drama king all night or is this the extent of it?

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker only time will tell...

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Spoken like the owner of a spider.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker soon to be owner...

You haven't read my last message yet.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 oh, no I haven’t. Saving DMs for after I eat.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker All good. It will still be there as long as it doesn't take you 6 months to eat.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 🕷️

[Agape93]

Nope, the devil pretends to be me. He's just doing a job given to him by his creator, I'm the one with actual malice.

But don't worry, my dear little imp. You're safe

[bigpauly]

You know too many variations of small creatures. No question is safe

[Agape93]

Sure do my spunky little Brownie

[bigpauly]

Well at least that one is cute

[Agape93]

Damn right you little Tommy knocker

[bigpauly]

Lmao dammit

[Agape93]

You ok, my sweet homunculus?

[bigpauly]

😂 you’re such a weirdo

[Agape93]

Damn right I am, dearest pixie

[bigpauly]

Shut up and grab the boos already

[Agape93]

Lol xD

[letuswaltzforthedead]

If I was, I'd be rather upset. No one has summoned me to take their souls or anything. Not even on Halloween this year, I could've pulled some amazing planks on teens.

[bigpauly]

*does summoning

[letuswaltzforthedead]

FINALLY! MY FIRST VICTIM OF THE NIGHT (or day, I don't know, it's always dark in hell).

[bigpauly]

😅 well don’t I get anything temporarily cool in return?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Oh yeah, 🤣
what do you want mortal?
All the power in the world? all the things money could and couldn't buy you? the ability to finally be bigger than an proton?

[bigpauly]

I think all the above is fair. And I’m already bigger than a proton 😒

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I can also get you a cat, all cats get sent to hell for being tiny demon spawns but, at the same time, they get the best corner of hell.

[bigpauly]

Lmao they are, aren’t they? Ok you got yourself a deal

[letuswaltzforthedead]

ok, the cats are in room 5. just pick whichever you want and just ignore the brown tabby dressed up as a broccoli, it was dropped as an infant, ok?

[bigpauly]

You should be embarrassed to run such an establishment

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I asked God to take the cats, but heaven is currently being over flooded because some hacker keeps sending all the size questions on here to God instead of reporting them.

[bigpauly]

Reporting them wasn’t doing any good, what else was I supposed to do?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Fair enough but please take anonymous away from here. Not even the fiery pits of hell can do justice. All my demons are having a mental breakdown over the size of body parts they do not have.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

Look, anon has nowhere else to go.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Can we burry anonymous alive instead? make them immortal because not heaven or hell will take them.

[bigpauly]

😂 the living don’t want to hear even a peep from them though

[letuswaltzforthedead]

take away their phone, coffins don't have internet service unless you explicitly ask for it.

[bigpauly]

Anons go nowhere without it

[Daniela1982]

I don't know, are we?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/P6g1nKul1xI

[bigpauly]

This song is indeed what inspired the question

[Daniela1982]

I was thinking so.

[Kaneki05]

My main goal in life is to kill god so no I am not the devil because he never had such a goal.
And once gods dead he's the next to go for thinking he could convince blind followers of god to all side with him. What a foolish idea.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As of the moment no however I’m in line for the horns.

[bigpauly]

Batter up

[SaoirseS]

According to my husband, no. Lily Munster in disguise, yeah probably, but not the devil.

[bigpauly]

Now I’m going to hear that song when I see you around

[MCheetah]

There's no such thing as the devil. Every man and woman is capable of every act of "evil" imaginable.

[moondazed]

I don't think of every man and woman are capable of killing/murdering someone

[MCheetah]

@moondazed
I think that's a naïve view to hold, but you're welcome to it.

[moondazed]

Well, for some people human life has the highest possible value, and for them I would say it's impossible to murder. In order to murder someone you would have to have something you value more than their life, which for some people is impossible.
Also, it depends on how you define murder (do you consider self-defense murder too?). Also, not everyone has the physical capability (quadreplegics)

[moondazed]

Oops typo. I meant *quadriplegics

[MCheetah]

@moondazed
"Intentionally killing another human being." We'll count that as "murder" here.

And if someone held a gun to their family and loved ones and could pull the trigger at anytime and they had a gun and was out of sight and behind the crazed gunman, I'm pretty sure they'd pull the trigger on them.

It's not a matter of "if they could or could not." It's a matter of "when they would" or the circumstances to make it happen. But there is not a single person who would not do anything one could describe as "evil" under the right circumstances or criteria, if given the opportunity. That is my point. Which is why the idea of some kind of supernatural "super evil" is ridiculous, to me. What makes Satan "more evil" than some of the sick pedophiles and serial rapists we already have in the real world?

[Fuentes]

I am God's son in disguise but I can be the devil if you force me to become one.

[bigpauly]

You can go evil or good, like my favorite 90s and early 2000s films Spawn and Little Nicky

[Fuentes]

Hahaha spawn and little nicky I'm Jekyll & Hyde

[bigpauly]

Lmao what a time for movies. I’ve never ac to ally read about Jekyll and Hyde or seen the musical but I loosely know what it’s about.

[Chazmatazz269]

I wear no disguise, and some people do think i am the devil because of that.

[loveslongnails]

I'm not evil enough, but I do like to tempt people. LOL

[Staximus]

No, I've been told I'm an angel in disguise a bunch of times

[dowser19]

No. I'm a VERY hurt, DISTRUSTING and SUSPICIOUS individual. I like animals. I want to be left alone.

[Dnice1]

I've been told I'm an angel in disguise so I don't think so

[SnowedIn]

Not this month.

[bigpauly]

Does that entail you take turns being the devil or does it entail you are not in disguise this month? 👀

[SnowedIn]

Have to take time off...

[bigpauly]

For Christmas?

[SnowedIn]

Yeah. Santa's on wage, not salary, so I gotta give him some time in limelight.

[bigpauly]

I always knew you were all working together 😒

[SnowedIn]

It's a dog eat dog world out there, my friend. Collaboration. We outsourced the Easter Bunny to Hollywood and downsized the tooth fairy to Amazon.

[bigpauly]

Are you telling me Bezos is the tooth fairy?

[SnowedIn]

Not he himself. But those trucks that say "A Whole Truckload More"? They ain't kidding. Amazon flex drivers collect the teeth while delivering packages. Much cheaper than what we used to pay tooth fairy. Plus there were issues with her uniform.

[bigpauly]

I though the uniform was cute

[SnowedIn]

The uniform is very cute. That's the problem. You know. Keeping up with the times. Can't be too sexualized and all that. Better to just have contract drivers with an Amazon smile on the jacket.

[bigpauly]

I guess all good things must end some time

[SnowedIn]

It's true. We're working on making Halloween subscription based.

[bigpauly]

Don’t you dare!

[CoolCatMar1]

I don't know.. i hope not😹

[bigpauly]

Now I’m suspicious 🤨😂

[CoolCatMar1]

😹😹😹😹🤪

[douride2]

No that would be my evil twin.

[bigpauly]

😱😱😱

[Cassie2002]

Yes I am here to take over the world.

[bigpauly]

Can I have a cool job when you take over?

[CateM]

Hell yeah! 😈

[bigpauly]

*narcs on you

[Damian69]

Ah, my suspicions are confirmed

[CateM]

@Damian69 Lmfaooooo

[Msputiton]

Nope

[bigpauly]

That’s what the devil would say if he was in disguise 🥸

[Msputiton]

Naw. I don't joke about the devil and god.

[bigpauly]

Fair enough

[dustybiker]

You’re back? I could cry. 😩 Don’t do that again. 🥺

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker sorry. I need a break. Been dealin wit some struggles personally 🥰

[Msputiton]

*needed*

[dustybiker]

I get that. You do what you have to. 🤗 A lot of people were worried about you ‘tis all. You mean a lot to us here.

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker i appreciate yall🥰

[dustybiker]

@msputiton 🥰 Happy you gave me the chance to tell you.

[Fireguy17]

nope, no disguising it at all.

[Blackmoonsns]

No but I'm the archangel Samuel

[sammyyyyasdfghjkl]

Maybe.

[bigpauly]

🫣🫣

[DesiUwU]

ofc i am!

[bigpauly]

😱😱😱

[DesiUwU]

BOO!

[bigpauly]

🏃‍♂️💨

[Sisters_Of_Time]

No only angels and more angels!

[moonpie89]

Haha definitely not

[chilldude33]

I'm more like an angel pretending to be the devil

[LiamJHayden]

Quite the opposite.

[call_me_scar]

Could be who knows

[bigpauly]

Only you and or the devil

[jshm2]

The devil rarely needs a disguise, kiddo.

[LavLavLuv]

Naww

[bigpauly]

The bunny in disguise

[LavLavLuv]

🐰🐰🐰

[bigpauly]

One little two little three little bunny rabbits

[jimmy2]

Be careful what you ask for

[BeMuse]

Nope.

[Sasha0426]

Yes 🤣

[lachuppacabra]

what?