Have you got any funny period memes or jokes?

artsy_dragon

Xper 7 Age: 26

Please I'm dying in pain and want to laugh rn 😭😂

Have you got any funny period memes or jokes?

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What do you call a she wolf when it's in heat?
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  I spat my drink out😂
  
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  What does she drink? Blood tea, from a tampon. Sorry, typo, meant a tea bag
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  These are good 😂
  
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- Agape93
  
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  What do you call Freddy Krueger movie when he targets the wrong teen?
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Omg stop now 🤣
  
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- Agape93
  
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  What's the scariest thing for a woman on that time?
  Sneezing
  
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- Agape93
  
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  What do you call a pirate who goes down on a camping maiden?
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- Agape93
  
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  Whats my favorite thing about going down on my girl?
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  The free monthly cavaier 💀🤣
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol
  Anybody can sail the red sea, but it takes a hero to drink from it
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Going down on my girl, sometimes makes me look like a vampire from 30 days of night
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Haha honestly stop now lol. My cramps are w0rse from all the laughing 😂
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Number one cause of monthly backed up toilets? Discarded mice
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  *I've left the chat* 🤢😂
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol
  What's worse than a period?
  A missed period.
  
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- lightbulb27
  
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  wow, had no idea your wit
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Yeah 😂😂😂
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol. I'm full of bad jokes
  
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CateM Follow
Xper 6 Age: 21

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This is the thread on Quora I found these on

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Daniela1982 Follow
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It's so you can't do this without everyone seeing you are on your period.

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- artsy_dragon
  
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  🤣👍😂
  
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Anonymous
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These are my fav

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- artsy_dragon
  
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  😂😂😂😂
  
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What's White and Black and red all over?
An interracial couple on their period.
I literally just came up with that right this second off the top of my head

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- artsy_dragon
  
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  💀😭😂
  
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- KostasKouvalis
  
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  Dyakuyu :p
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Why are you saying thank you 🤣
  
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- KostasKouvalis
  
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  'Cuz you gave me a like and laughed at my joke
  
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What's a period?
Uterus wants a baby.
Girl doesn't have a baby.
Uterus wants revenge.

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- artsy_dragon
  
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  😂😂😂😂
  
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- es20490446e
  
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  :P :P :P
  
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DubiousIntentions Follow
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They always seem to hit at the most inopportune times.

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BJP21 Follow
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Im sure you all watch shark week while having shark week.

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  I don't get it lol
  
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Anonymous
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why did the blind vampire decide not to bite?
something smelled fishy...

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Anonymous
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You never heard of Tylenol?

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- artsy_dragon
  
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  No we don't have that in the UK
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  You do have pain killers in the UK
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Yes of course lol
  
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- artsy_dragon
  
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  Oh paroctomal haha yeah
  
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