Have you got any funny period memes or jokes?

[artsy_dragon]

Please I'm dying in pain and want to laugh rn 😭😂

[Agape93]

What do you call a she wolf when it's in heat?
Bleeder of the pack

[artsy_dragon]

I spat my drink out😂

[Agape93]

What do you call Draculas wife? Cunt Dracula

[Agape93]

What does she drink? Blood tea, from a tampon. Sorry, typo, meant a tea bag

[artsy_dragon]

These are good 😂

[Agape93]

What do you call the female terminator when she's mad?
The Ovulator

[Agape93]

What do you call Freddy Krueger movie when he targets the wrong teen?
Nightmare on the bed sheets

[artsy_dragon]

Omg stop now 🤣

[Agape93]

What's the scariest thing for a woman on that time?
Sneezing

[Agape93]

What do you call a pirate who goes down on a camping maiden?
Captain Redbeard

[Agape93]

Whats my favorite thing about going down on my girl?
The free monthly caviar

[artsy_dragon]

The free monthly cavaier 💀🤣

[Agape93]

Lol
Anybody can sail the red sea, but it takes a hero to drink from it

[Agape93]

Going down on my girl, sometimes makes me look like a vampire from 30 days of night

[artsy_dragon]

Haha honestly stop now lol. My cramps are w0rse from all the laughing 😂

[Agape93]

Number one cause of monthly backed up toilets? Discarded mice

[artsy_dragon]

*I've left the chat* 🤢😂

[Agape93]

Lol
What's worse than a period?
A missed period.

[lightbulb27]

wow, had no idea your wit

[artsy_dragon]

Yeah 😂😂😂

[Agape93]

Lol. I'm full of bad jokes

[LavLavLuv]

yup

true

[CateM]

This is the thread on Quora I found these on

[Daniela1982]

It's so you can't do this without everyone seeing you are on your period.

[artsy_dragon]

🤣👍😂

[Anonymous]

These are my fav

[artsy_dragon]

😂😂😂😂

[KostasKouvalis]

What's White and Black and red all over?

An interracial couple on their period.

I literally just came up with that right this second off the top of my head

[artsy_dragon]

💀😭😂

[KostasKouvalis]

Dyakuyu :p

[artsy_dragon]

Why are you saying thank you 🤣

[KostasKouvalis]

'Cuz you gave me a like and laughed at my joke

[es20490446e]

What's a period?

Uterus wants a baby.

Girl doesn't have a baby.

Uterus wants revenge.

[artsy_dragon]

😂😂😂😂

[es20490446e]

:P :P :P

[DubiousIntentions]

They always seem to hit at the most inopportune times.

[BJP21]

Im sure you all watch shark week while having shark week.

[artsy_dragon]

I don't get it lol

[Anonymous]

why did the blind vampire decide not to bite?

something smelled fishy...

[Anonymous]

You never heard of Tylenol?

[artsy_dragon]

No we don't have that in the UK

[Opinion Owner]

You do have pain killers in the UK

[artsy_dragon]

Yes of course lol

[artsy_dragon]

Oh paroctomal haha yeah