Any truly funny jokes?

[Apulu_3]

Any funny jokes? I need them for writing a script. I really suck in comedy stuff so yeah asking for some. And please suggest really funny once. I want to make a good impression on my new English teacher.

[Cubus]

There are three dogs: American dog, Polish dog and Russian dog.
American dog invited them to America and said: "You know - you bark, and then the humans throw you meat".
Polish dog said: "What's meat?"
Russian dog said: "What's bark?"

[Apulu_3]

I didn't got it. Are polish dogs vegetarian and Russian dogs very quite or something? 😀

[Cubus]

It's an old joke from the time when in Poland and Russia (then USSR) was communism.

[Apulu_3]

Oh I get it now 😂

[Cubus]

Were you learning about communism?

[Apulu_3]

Yup they are teaching us that in Civics.

[Cubus]

What's civics?

[Apulu_3]

It's a subject under Social science. All about politics and all.

[Cubus]

In Poland we have something called "knowledge about society". I guess it's similar

[Apulu_3]

I see. Over here that Subject is called 'Civics'.

[Cubus]

Remember: communism is bad :D

[Apulu_3]

Yes of course

[HighlyVolatile]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/n3LMSflEN54

[Apulu_3]

Thanks for this!

[HighlyVolatile]

Another. :-D
https://youtu.be/1-MJy7w69EU

[Apulu_3]

Thanks again :)

[HighlyVolatile]

Slightly more conventional one:
https://youtu.be/Oseqh7SMIvo

[Apulu_3]

Much helpful

[HighlyVolatile]

Cheers!

[TrillXHippy]

“What does a sprinter eat before a race?” “Nothing, they fast!”

[Apulu_3]

Lmao 😂

[NathanDavis]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SA7M4qjyq1w

[skyeee_]

i'm on a sea food diet. i see food, i eat it

[Apulu_3]

Lmao 😂 thanks

[SignedAutographs]

Not off the top of my head, no

[Apulu_3]

Sounds funny

[Anonymous]

13 year old girl killed adult men by her stories

[Apulu_3]

Lmao 😂 I know who you are

[Opinion Owner]

I also know that you know who i am