What are some funny jokes you know?

[Anonymous]

Share it with us!

[purplepoppy]

Ok here's a British one you won't get.
nicola sturgeon is being driven through the countryside when her chauffeur crashes into an old cow. She tells him it's his responsibility to check the damage. He has a look and announces there's a dent in the car and the cow is dead.
So she orders him to walk to the farm and take responsibility. 4 hours later he returns drunk. He says the farmer was delighted, his wife cooked me a meal, I fucked their 4 daughters and he piled me with drink.
nicola sturgeon was confused and asked what he told the farmer. He. said I just knocked on the door and said hi I'm nicola sturgeons chauffeur and I've killed the old cow.

[Crepe_tart]

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

[whereismyjohnny]

This is a good one! 😂😂

[Asker]

😂😂😂

[whereismyjohnny]

My life