Do you know any good jokes?

DawnB

Xper 5 Age: 53

After the long day I had i could use a good laugh. Tell me a good joke.

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PaleDale Follow
Xper 6 Age: 30

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A guy who knows another guy pretty well confides about a bad dream. The first guy tells the other guy that he had a bad dream. The second guy asks what the dream was about. The first guy says he (himself) dreamt that he was stupid. The first guy asks the second guy if he was sure he was really asleep.

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- PaleDale
  
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AndrésC64 Follow
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I went to the doctor the other day and he told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why, he said "I'm trying to do an examination."

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- AndrésC64
  
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  Did know you know that my dick was in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records? But the librarian got mad and told me to leave.
  
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- DawnB
  
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  That was funny 😁
  
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- AndrésC64
  
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  Do you know why it took so long two have a pregnant Barbie doll?
  
  Ken came in a different box.
  
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- AndrésC64
  
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  @DawnB
  
  Thanks
  
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- ilistengood
  
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  Lol good one
  
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- AndrésC64
  
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  Thanks for MHO!
  
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Pearl222 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 27 , mho 59%

1 y

Judge: Anything you say in court can and will be held against you

Me: Theo James

Saw this somewhere online😂

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- Pearl222
  
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