Do you have any joke's? I have one?

[Sameone]

So

I was there a Rich man he was very rich and he have 3 girlfriend's. So He decided to married but he wants know whitch one is perfect for him.

So He decided to do a test to all his girlfriend's. And test was giving them 5 million dollar

#1 first one : after week she come back to him and tell him look baby. I buy Best products ( makeup Clothes and shoes freshener. jewelry. ) and she tell him i want to look beautiful for you. (She spend 80% of money on her self)

#2 second one: she did like first girl but. She spend only 50% of money. And she tell him look hunny i make myself beautiful. And the rest of money i will buy a house for as

#3 there'd one : she was the smart one
She tell him look my love you give me 5 million and i invest all the money now i have 15 million dollars take your 5 million and i will take 5 million for my self and the other 5 million we will start
Ower business. Together



The man was confused about who he would marry until he decided to get married
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The girl who have big boobs 😂🤣🤣🤣 lol 🤣 😆🤣.

( 16 y. o tell me this joke today)
And it's was the most best joke i hear all my life
So if you have better than this let me know

Yes it's good one 🤣

Nup is not i know better than this 😏😒

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, I got lots of jokes!

These two fags were fucking in the shower when the phone rang. One of them said, "Oh! That'll be for me!! I'm gonna go get that and I'll be right back in 5:00 but, you've gotta promise me you won't cum before I get back!"
The other guy says, "Okay, I promise." So, the first guy prances out of the shower and off to get the phone.
5:00 later, he comes back to the shower and opens the door and sees the ENTIRE SHOWER GLISTENING with fresh cum EVERYWHERE!! He's VERY sad and disappointed and says, "You PROMISED ME you WEREN'T gonna cum before I got back!!"
The other guy says, "I didn't cum, I farted."

[Sameone]

Mdr 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that's good one too 😂 lol

[FunkyMonkee]

A woman's walking down the street with a tampon hanging from her mouth when a man tells her, "Hey, lady, you've got a tampon hanging from your mouth!" She says, "Fuck!! What'd I do with my cigarette?"

[Sameone]

Toujour mdr 😂😂😂
This is more better 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣.

[FunkyMonkee]

2 guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After 2 weeks, she's so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another 2 weeks, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her! After another 2 weeks, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her back up, again!

[Sameone]

🤣🤣😭mdr frère take this one

Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went to a car dealership and said to the salesman, "I want the fastest car you have!"

The salesman looked puzzled but decided to help. He showed the snail a sports car and said, "This is the fastest car we have."

The snail was thrilled and bought the car. As he drove off, the salesman shouted after him, "Just remember, snails don't typically drive fast!"

But the snail ignored him and sped off down the road. He was feeling amazing, zooming past trees and houses, until suddenly, he heard a siren behind him. It was the police!

The officer approached the snail's car and asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The snail replied, "Officer, I'm sorry, I was just trying to make up for lost time!"

The officer couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of a snail driving a sports car. He let the snail off with a warning and watched as the snail slowly crawled away.

[FunkyMonkee]

A cab driver picks up a nun. He says, "Y'know, sister, I've always had this fantasy about getting it on with a nun." The nun says, "Yeah, you and thousands of other guys! Are you catholic?" He says, "Yeah." So, the nun climbs over into the front seat and gives him the best blow job he's ever had! When the nun is done, the cabbie says, "Y'know, sister, I have a confession to make. I'm not really a catholic." The nun says, "That's okay, my name's Ralph and I'm going to a costume party.".

[Sameone]

Nice take this one

Once upon a time there was a Mexican bee that wanted to bring illegal spelling to the United States of America. At the border, the immigration department stopped her and she told them she from France. ,
but they did not believe her, after much trouble when they told her that European honey 🍯 was different from Latin American honey. They asked her to give them honey to taste, if is defrans she free to go
and the Mexican bee began to squeeze herself. To get the honey out. Squeezing squeezing squeezing

Until his mother started hitting him, and saying, “this no work to prepare bread for home, and now you are poping (💩) in bed.”. (He was dreaming)

[FunkyMonkee]

This gorgeous blonde is speeding along the highway when a state trooper pulls her over. He gets out of his car, walks up to her while writing in his ticket book and, when he gets to her window, she says, "Are you selling tickets to the troopers ball?" He continues writing and says,, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." Suddenly realizing what he just said, he stops writing, closes his book, gets back in his car and drives away.

[FunkyMonkee]

A gynecologist comes home after work and his wife asks him how he feels. He says, "Bushed!".

[Sameone]

You have a lot
Aim sure you wife always laughing

[FunkyMonkee]

She would be, if I had one.

[TommyMountainFigure]

2 Celebrities see each other at the door of their psychiatrist's office. One says to the other. Are you coming or going. The other says.. If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't be here!

[Sameone]

Sorry i didn't get this one 😔

[TommyMountainFigure]

The term 'I don't know whether I'm comin' or going' means I have no clue what I'm doing. It could related to a person's life, or any given situation really..

[TommyMountainFigure]

Let's try another one.. A woman gets on a bus and the driver says to her. Thats the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Fuming she goes and sits down. A passenger asks her whats wrong. She tells him the driver just insulted her.. The passenger says.. you go back there and tell him off. Go On I'll hold your monkey for you.

[Sameone]

Ohh okay i get now 😅 yeah it's good one 😂lol

[TommyMountainFigure]

Thank you. Your one made me laugh too, but more so because it was a 16 year old that told it.

[Sameone]

Yeah 16y. o he tell me if i can update him from eco-class to business-class
I tell him if you give me a good joke i will. Do it

[TommyMountainFigure]

Sounds like a fair trade.

[Sameone]

I put him in first class + discount code 30%

He deserved more but that what was available to me

[TommyMountainFigure]

It's true what they say.. If you can make someone laugh, the world is your lobster.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Thank you for MHO

[AviatorTom]

Courtesy of Sammy at YeahMad...

What's the difference between a fridge and a butthole?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. 😁

[Sameone]

Good one 😂

[The_Sexpert]

Lady Aston : If you were my husband, I'd add poison to your coffee

Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd gladly drink it

[jahaims]

Women's rights

[Sameone]

Lol
Woman ☕ hehe women ☕

[strateguy632]

it was good