What’s your best joke?

[Anonymous]

[TalynMere]

A man and his friend are out in the woods hunting.

Near the end of the trip, the man is attacked by a bear and is severely wounded.

His friend calls emergency services to get help. When he gets someone to talk to, he's panicking "Hello! My friend, I think he's dead, we were out hunting and he was attacked, what do I do?"

The operator tries to calm him down "I will get the rescue services on the line, right now, lets just make sure he's dead".

The friend says okay and goes off towards his friend.

The operator hears a loud bang in the background and then after a few seconds the friend comes back to the phone "Okay, now what?"

[IknowthatIdontKnow09]

A guy want to buy a TV
go to Best Buy
start browsing
a sale clerk ask him: How can I help you
the guy says: how much for that tv over there?
the sale clerk say: that is a microwave
the other guy respond: I'm not interested in the brand, what matters most to me is that it's a good TV

[Anonymous]

I like going back and forth. Not really the end all or be all jokes

[Anonymous]

I don't tell jokes.

[Iron_Man]

I’ve got a couple

[CrimsonAngel09]

Being born.

[TalynMere]

*Ba dum tss*

[mb120101]

My life

[mb120101]

Jk lol