
What’s your favorite joke?


Yo momma so ugly that she can make Viagra go bad.
Yo momma so black that when I met her, I thought that I was blind.
My ass is so white, and has a gravitational pull of it's own, that it takes night shift for the moon.
So I was held back for a year during highschool, so this dude was asking me questions while showing me around, and he asked "so what grade you in?" and i said "eighth", he looked at me like 'tf' and i clarified "i need to catch up to ninth", and it all made sense.
I started jacking off in the bathroom sometime when i was twelve, and my mom found my oil stash, so she questioned me about it, and i said "my toes been dry". So my mom whipped me up some moisterizer and said to apply it daily.
Yeah i got carried away, my bad.
What do you call a female deer that only eats pickles?
A Dill-Doe
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