What’s your favorite joke?

[Chazmatazz269]

Share your jokes! Just know, if it’s good we’ll all be laughing with you. But if it’s bad, we’ll all be laughing at you! Ell oh ell!

[Andridaca]

Yo momma so ugly that she can make Viagra go bad.

Yo momma so black that when I met her, I thought that I was blind.

My ass is so white, and has a gravitational pull of it's own, that it takes night shift for the moon.

So I was held back for a year during highschool, so this dude was asking me questions while showing me around, and he asked "so what grade you in?" and i said "eighth", he looked at me like 'tf' and i clarified "i need to catch up to ninth", and it all made sense.

I started jacking off in the bathroom sometime when i was twelve, and my mom found my oil stash, so she questioned me about it, and i said "my toes been dry". So my mom whipped me up some moisterizer and said to apply it daily.

Yeah i got carried away, my bad.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

What do you call a female deer that only eats pickles?

A Dill-Doe

[makarinooo]

I like the facts.

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t get it.