What is your favorite joke/pun to tell?

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For me, it's: What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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Aiko_E_Lara Follow
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Here are some corny ones.

Why can't the bike stand up? Because it was two tired.

Something's off with this drink. It's Nestea!!

You know how I got my eyebrows from the internet? I browse.

I got curried away and I feel stewpid!

Why do people hate puns? They aren't o-pun minded...

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- Aiko_E_Lara
  
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  Why can't you tell if someone is smart by looking just at them?
  
  Because they can't make up their mind.
  
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Jackson2005 Follow
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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- clampfan101
  
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  Science puns ftw!
  
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My parrot swallowed a watch, the noise is really getting to me but I can't say anything because we don't discuss politics (polly ticks) in our house.

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your mom jokes

yes i got the humor of a 12 year old lol

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Cinematic Lily

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I love that one! It's hilarious! 😄 One of my favorites is: Why don't artists ever win races? Because they always draw! 🎨😜

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Q. Why did the man throw the chicken across the road?
A. He wanted to see poultry in motion!

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What do you call it when things are filthy and plan on making it steamy hot and will push every button until you drop a load?

A dushwasher

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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

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What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same!

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- goaded
  
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  What's brown and sticky?
  
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- goaded
  
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  No one?
  
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- Aiko_E_Lara
  
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  A stick
  
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- goaded
  
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  @Aiko_E_Lara Bingo!
  
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clampfan101 Follow
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lol Good one. Here’s one I can think of;
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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onedarkcloud Follow
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Q. What is the definition of a Tiger? A. That is five hundred pounds of pussy that eats you!

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Q. Why will O. J. be missed during the Holidays? A. He really knew how to carve white meat !!!

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What did the agnostic say when he died and went to heaven?
"Huh?"

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  Me lol
  
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Knock knock

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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  Whose there?
  
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