What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

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"My cousin needed a ride to his cousin's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras. They'll deport the entire wedding and then after the free bus ride and lunch and the party is over, they will just come back over."
_Cheech Marin_

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I don't really know any jokes. Only one I know is;
Q: Why are Honda bikes called a clitoris?
A: Because every cunts got one.

(Not sure if I worded it right)

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  it's funny anyway
  
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- Kitten967
  
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  Good ☺
  
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Why did the koala fall out the tree?
COS IT WAS DEAD!!
My dad loves that joke. I think its funny cos its so not funny

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  I'm embarrassed to say I did laugh a bit
  
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What causes rain to fall from the clouds?
Lack of stairs :P

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  That's good
  
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- ChocoLada
  
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  Thanks :)
  
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why was six afraid of seven?
because seven ate nine

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  Classic keeping it old school
  
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What's the difference between a priest and acne?
The acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face.

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What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees

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  old school
  
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