What’s the funniest joke you know?

Elena_Stewart

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RebelinSteel Follow
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I know a few but this has made me laugh this week,
https://www.youtube.com/embed/TgPZ2CjeeTM

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  Oh my goodness 🤣🤣
  
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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @elena_stewart yep I was same first time I watched it 🤣🤣
  
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  @elena_stewart thanks for MHO
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  You welcome🙂
  It was really a funny joke😁
  
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I rather go with the dumbest... lol

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  works for me 🙃
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lmao…
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  lol... let me hear yours first
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Why do bees have sticky hair?
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Because they use honeycombs
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  lol...
  
  what did the beaver say to the tree... it's been nice knowin' you...
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lmao..
  
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OtterMan68 Follow
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A senile old man dies and goes to heave. He gets to the gates of heaven and stands there, stroking his white beard.
Jesus walks up to him and says "Welcome to heaven. What is your name?"
The old man says "All I can remember was that I was a carpenter, and I had a son, and he had nails in his hands and feet."
Jesus cries out "Father!"
The old man cries out "Pinnochio!"

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  🤣🤣
  
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I know a few jokes, but they're all extremely politically-incorrect. However, I do know some geeky jokes! :)
Q. Why isn't calculus taught in the deep south of the U. S? A. Because they don't like the thought of integrating down there.
Q. What did the proton say to the electron? A. "Why are you always so negative?"
Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A. To get to the same side.

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Funny😁
  
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- strateguy632
  
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  your calculus one applied to biden, as harris pointed out, in democrat primaries!
  
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memeessss

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  😂😂
  
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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella

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  🤣🤣
  
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dolemite58 Follow
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A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife, when she see it she says “oh so you expect me to spread my legs now?” To which the he replies, “Why? Don’t you have a vase you can put them in?”

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  Lmao 🤣🤣
  
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SamZy16 Follow
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The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow?

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Don’t say it🤣
  
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- SamZy16
  
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  That's for you to wonder 😂
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Good boy😁
  
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- SamZy16
  
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  Occasionally 😏
  
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AviatorTom Follow
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I was raised an only child... which upset my sister.

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  😁😁
  
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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury!

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  😁😁
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Oh my goodness 🤣🤣
  
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Anonymous
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Hahaha I had many published on my FB joke pages. Too many to tell.

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Massageman Follow
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Other than the current occupant of the White House?

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- loveslongnails
  
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  The previous occupant of the WH was even funnier. LOL
  
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OddBeMe Follow
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Planes crashing. Woman turns to the nearest man and says “Make me feel like a woman.” He took off his shirt and said, “Iron it.”

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google magic dildo joke

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