What is your best joke? ?

[Amy10223]

Please tell us here. I'd like to laugh! Here's mine:
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

nother:

[exitseven]

okay- A guy joins the foreign legion and is assigned to an outpost in the dessert. He is talking the the old Sergeant and asks him how he handles being without female companionship. He tells the younger man "The camel's out back" . The new recruit was disgusted with the idea of having relations with an animal. So a few weeks go by and the young man is really having a such a hard time that the camel started looking good to him. He asks the sergeant about the camel and the sergeant replied "The camel's out back" So the new recruit goes out back, shedding articles of clothing as he made his way to the camel pen. He climbed over the fence and got behind the camel and gave that camel the ride of it's life. When he was done he was covered in sweat and had a big smile on his face. He noticed that the sergeant was watching him so he said "Well Sarge, how did I do? and the sergeant replied," You did just fine son but most of the guys use the camel to ride into town. "

[AviatorTom]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He looks around the bar and sees a guy sitting in the corner, with several women around him. He asks the bartender, "What's with the guy in the corner?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's Ernie. He comes in here every afternoon, orders the same beer, sits at that table in the corner, and licks his eyebrows."

[AviatorTom]

Here's another one...
Chief Running Bear and his two friends, War Eagle and Wild Horse, decide to have a contest to see who can produce a son first. The Chief goes into his teepee, lays a hippopotamus skin down, and has sex with his wife. That same night, War Eagle has sex with his wife on a buffalo skin, and Wild Horse has sex with his wife on a bear skin. Nine months later, War Eagle and Wild Horse are each blessed with a son, while the Chief has twins, a son and a daughter.
Which goes to show... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

[UniquelyBasic]

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister. 😊

[TheMajesticKing777]

My jokes just come naturally, I I think of any

[TheMajesticKing777]

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