It could be anything.
One for me was from the newer Lost in Space movie "Why did the robot cross the road?" Dont know, why did it? "Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken"
One my wife told me "Can a match box?" "No but a tin can"
It could be anything.
One for me was from the newer Lost in Space movie "Why did the robot cross the road?" Dont know, why did it? "Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken"
One my wife told me "Can a match box?" "No but a tin can"
There was this old lady that lived in an old folks home, men were living there too.
One day, the old woman was sooo horny, she searched the place for a man. Finally she found one she liked. He was sitting in a chair in the back of the room. She walked into his room towards him a few steps while lifting up her nightgown and said "Super pussy". He said "What? I can't hear you, come closer". So she walked a few more steps towards him and repeated "Super pussy". Again, he yelled for her to come closer and repeat what she was saying. She got real close to him and repeated "Super pussy". He replied "I'll have the soup"!
(soup was derived from her Super) 🤗🤭
An Irish woman in America in the 1930s walks into a bar and the bar tender says
"Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"
And the woman says
"What, ye won't let in the Irish?"
And the bartender says
"No, women!"
This one is only a few months old, but I'm still proud of it.
Are you good at making bad puns?
No regrets.
Maybe when the swole mofo on gotg said
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My stapdaughter was dating a guy with a wooden leg. It didn't work out, so she had to break it off!
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