Are you good at making bad puns?

[BCRanger10]

Do you like making bad or corny puns and jokes? Have you told any good ones recently?

At my workplace, there is a disproportionate number of men named Bill working there, as in six or seven that I know of. So one day a few weeks ago, I visited a department where one of the Bills works. I saw him and said "Hi, Bill!" He said "are you talking to me or him?" I hadn't realized that one of the other Bills just happened to be standing there.

So I said...

Bill's face looked exactly like the bottom-left image of this meme 😆

[comekitty]

A car full of cantaloupes pulls up next to a car full of cactuses. Cactuses say, "Hey, nice melons!" Cantaloupes respond, "You pr! ck$!" 🤣

Also...

An egg and a piece of bacon walk into a bar. Bartender says - "We don't serve breakfast here." 🤪

I don't know if they're true puns but I think they're funny...🙃

[comekitty]

Thank you for the MHO 🙂

[BCRanger10]

Sure thing 🙌

[Andres77]

We had a bunch of Puerto Ricans in my platoon many years ago, and when they did rollcall in the morning, they call out ‘Perez’ a bunch of Puerto Ricans would respond “ which Juan?”

[AviatorTom]

I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.

[Deformate]

As your typical brit, sarcasm, sass and banter are genetically hardwired. Puns and dad jokes are a default setting lol

[najekim]

Given an good opening, I can launch decent zingers.

[Christoff92]

Sure. Have a sense of humor.

[Agape93]

Yeap. And dad jokes.

[Awesomeking231]

Yeah sometimes