What would you do if you went to shift your car and found this instead of your shifter?

[DubiousIntentions]

What would you do?

Freak Out

Laugh

Shake hands

Steal the ring off it's finger

Take it off and use it to give the person next to you the finger.

Your Answer

[Fireguy17]

It might be too flexible to work as a shift knob.
Some shifters are already kind of rubbery feeling to start with.

[DubiousIntentions]

I'm sure it has some kind of metal inside it for rigidity.

[Fireguy17]

that would be a good thing

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would arm wrestle & hope I don’t get in a car wreck.

[DubiousIntentions]

Wait, it doesn't have an arm. 🤔

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sometimes you have to use your imagination & as for the arm it’s there if you really look.

[DubiousIntentions]

And you would be grinding gears the whole match.

[Ms_Facesitter]

As long as it doesn't grab hold when I'm trying to reach for the wheel again...

[DubiousIntentions]

You may find your ring missing after shifting. These shifters are kleptos.

[SnowedIn]

I admit, I like pranks but that one would freak me out.

[Sparkie460]

I'd laugh at it. Take it off and put it on the passenger seat so I can drive safely.

[DubiousIntentions]

But how do you shift then?

[Sparkie460]

The regular shifter is still under it right?

[DubiousIntentions]

Unknown. I think it just replaces the old one. Maybe it is a 4 speed and you use a different finger for each gear? The thumb is reverse.

[Sparkie460]

Then where's neutral

[DubiousIntentions]

You shake hands with it for neutral.

[Sparkie460]

Well ok then.

by the way. You look good in your profile picture. I haven't seen one bad picture of you yet.

[Brando10222]

It would be funny. But definitely uncomfortable to drive

[DubiousIntentions]

You could always finger wrestle.

[Brando10222]

Yeah true! Didn't think of it. But I will win all the time there won't be proper competition haha

[Daniela1982]

I'd pick my nose or scratch my ass with it.

[NathanDavis]

I do have friends who would do that...

[cootjuhh]

hope it keeps his hands above the belt line 🤣

[DubiousIntentions]

Well if you got a girl you can sit side by side and keep her happy.

[cootjuhh]

you wanna sit side by side then 😄

[Dinosaursandanime65]

That’s disgusting

[dinojames22]

Lmao