What is something Monday would do, if it were a person?

[ariadneR]

[SnowedIn]

• Take the last cup of coffee and not brew another pot.
• Drive their car through the puddle next to you while you're standing on the sidewalk.
• Let the door close in your face.
• Drip their umbrella on you while in the elevator.
• Pee on your shoe while in the restroom.

[LavLavLuv]

"Drive their car through the puddle next to you while you're standing on the sidewalk"
THIS!! lol😂😖

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Tie your shoes together. Right a sign that said “kick me”, and stick it to your back. Then feed four homework or paperwork to the dog…

[Cynicaldreamer]

Make our lives a living hell and remind us that the weekend is over

[Still-alive]

wow mondays are monsters!

[LavLavLuv]

shaking your bed and pour cold water on your face to wake u up

[AviatorTom]

If Monday were a person, it would bang Sunday, every week of the year.

[boggboss]

Kick your door down at 4am to ask why u ain't awake already

[Still-alive]

Make a lame joke and laugh at it like its the most hilarious joke they made in their lives

[computer_nerd]

Monday if it were a real person. prob would be depressed

[Anonymous]

Shit on the kitchen counter and blame it on the dog.

[Opinion Owner]

Pull you over for going 49 in a 50 and repeatedly hassle you to search your car, just to make you late for work.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Monday would put makeup on my face while I was sleeping😉

[DizzyDesii]

Laze around like any given Sunday

[computer_nerd]

how is your week going so far?

[Agape93]

Wake up super chipper and high pitched.

[Lliam]

Play hooky. 😂

[DarkLegacy]

Change itself to Friday.

[Anonymous]

Enthusiastic all the time.

[Tstrbrainer]

Umm, suicide?

[eagle1951]

stay in bed