How would you fill in these blanks: “I’m _____ & _____”?

[Anonymous]

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Reference article: https://socialmums.uk/fill-in-the-blanks/

Note: I’m “different” & confusing
Lol

[comekitty]

Grumpy and annoyed

I feel like I have to add this disclaimer, tho.: *I'm not usually*

[Asker]

What’s got you feeling like this?

[SusanColleen]

Horny and Wet

[Asker]

Yeah? What got ya so “revved up”?

[SusanColleen]

Husband is on a business trip, my neighbor man watched me sunbathe topless today, I can literally smell my excitement tonight yet I’m home alone….. I may injury my husband Saturday morning when he returns home!

[Asker]

Ha. You tan topless, huh? Nice.

Do you like exhibiting yourself and others looking at you?

And can’t you FaceTime masturbate w your husband?

[Rangers]

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired

[Asker]

What’s been making you feel sick and tired?

[Rangers]

Genetic respiratory condition, anhedonia, depression, and the complete powerlessness I have to fix it. Along with the knowledge that life has no purpose

[Asker]

Sorry that you have those afflictions, and hope things turn around for you.

[Eliiiiii]

I'll once again let my autofill do the job
I'm tired and sleepy

pretty accurate I'd say

[Asker]

What do you mean by “autofill” did that?

[Eliiiiii]

like the suggestions u get on the keyboard

[Asker]

I don’t know how one does that.

[Eliiiiii]

you just type one word and the keyboard either suggests the corrections or the next possible word based on ur writing pattern

[Asker]

How does it know that you’re doing a “2-word ‘fill in the blank’ “?

[Eliiiiii]

I type I am then it gave me tired then i type and so it gave me sleepy now I am even more sleepy

[Asker]

Hmm…ok…oh yeah? Sorry. Lol

[Eliiiiii]

it's fine if you can get it (I didn't write it)

[Asker]

Oh, are you saying that autofill wrote “I am even more sleepy”?

[Eliiiiii]

yes I am still working on it

[Asker]

What do you mean by that?

[Jelley007]

I'm extremely horny and wet

[Asker]

Right now? What’s made you this way?

[Jelley007]

Reading your comments

[Asker]

You mean others’ opinions on this question, or maybe my reply to @susancolleen?

[Yucy_Gluttony]

I'm hungry and I already had dinner.

[Asker]

Did you not eat enough, or are you hungry for something different?

[Yucy_Gluttony]

I ate enough, it's just cravings!

[Asker]

Ok…but for what?

[Yucy_Gluttony]

FEWD

[Asker]

FEWD http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FEWD

?

[Yucy_Gluttony]

FEWD!!!

[Asker]

“Internet slang for food”?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fewd

[Yucy_Gluttony]

FEWD! <3

[Asker]

Lol. What kind of FEWD do you now have cravings for?

[annabananna]

I’m happy and thankful

[Asker]

What are you happy and thankful for?

[annabananna]

Being alive!

[Anonymous]

I'm naked and horny.