How Would You Fill In The Blanks: I'll give you_____if you give me_____?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Mine:
I'll give you my heart if you give me your love..
I'll give you respect if you give me respect...

[jennifer_bloom]

I give you time if you give me gratitude. I give you compliments if you give me kindness. I give you kindness if you give me respect. I give you honesty if you give me dignity. I give you friendship if you give me appreciation.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice answer

[Massageman]

Guy- I'll give you RESPECT/LOVE if you give me SEX FIRST.
Gal- I'll give you SEX if you give me RESPECT/LOVE FIRST.

but I digress - - - -

I'll give you a MASSAGE if you give me a MASSAGE.

I'll give you a FOOD BOX if you GET OUR FOOD PANTRY Saturday MORNING.

I'll give you IDEAS/HELP if you give me A REQUEST THAT YOU NEED HELP.I'll give you FRIENDSHIP if you give me FRIENDSHIP.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Very nice answer🤗

[SteveSmith1985]

Answering this question in my head... told me something about myself. Also, I don't think I'm gonna post that answer...😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol why is that?

[SteveSmith1985]

It just... Doesn't show me in the best light 🤫

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤐🤐

[CrazyGirl2]

I’ll give you Herpes, if you give me some penetration?
lol, I think that’s like my tenth “Herpes joke” people will actually begin believing that I got the herp if I keep this up!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I do hope it's a joke lololol

[OlderAndWiser]

I'll give you my love if you give me your fried chicken. (Southern boys LOVE fried chicken!)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Lliam]

I'll give you my devotion if you give me your heart.

I'll give you ecstasy if you give me your tender body. 😃😛😁😂

I'll give you every inch of my love it you give me a sandwich. 🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 your got downvoted lolol probably the sandwich comment hahaha

[Lliam]

Some people just can't take a joke. The laughy faces should have been a give away. LOL
My first response was sweet and sincere, in line with the things you had said, bbb. But I couldn't resist some humor. And you know that sandwich joke was for you. I should have added "and hold the arsenic." LOLOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣I know it was, but come on, arsenic where the flavor at LOL

[Jamie05rhs]

Now y'all are making me think about the Grinch.

[InventorofWarp]

I'll give you my dick if you give me yours.

Wait, no, that's not how this is supposed to go.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣I was going to say, you want dick? 🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmao

[LivAndLearn]

I'll give you my kindness if you give me your kindness.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww nice😊

[JosyJosy]

Ah crap you already used heart.

I'll give youmy loyalty if you give me your trust.

[soufyan]

That nice

[Nightroads]

Wish that's how life worked.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!!

[FTnWo]

I'll give you my wife if you give me a nice little house out in the country (preferably on land with a cave and a natural spring on it)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

LMAO

[DaveJord]

Too many possibilities... but I don't want to sound like a sick puppy.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah and this isn't in the sexuality topic lolol

[Prettygurl12]

I'll give you my time and work ethic if you give me money 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😄🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

I'll give you a luxurious bottle of perfume if you give me a freshly homemade big delicicous muffin 😁🧁

I'll give you a bite if you give me a sponge (exclusive for miss brains muffins) 🤣😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[Shamiah02]

I'll giv yoy butta, if you give 1,000 dollars, cuhh👀

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

I'll give you ten dollars if you give me twenty dollars. :-)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

How about I give you$10 and you give me $20🤣🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty i have a 2 dollar bill spongy forehead, still looking like it came out right now from the printing machine, it was printed back in 1973, how much does it worth today? 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 how would I know lol probably worth 2 dollars lolol

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty REALLY 😏 playing dirty games on your king eyyy sponge, only worth 2 dollars!

We are talking about an auction here, the 500$ bill which has the mckinley's head on it was sold for 6500$ in auction, i'm sure that the 2 dollar bill can be sold for more than 2 dollars 😤

I saw the 1000$ bill but i never knew that there was a 500$ bill, i believe that the 500$ bill is the most expensive one...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 Me neither

[TonyMetal___86]

The casino queen never knew that the 500$ bill exists 🤣
I live on pluto and knew about it, according to miss brains muffins, all the heads that are found on the dollar bills belongs to mr. thompson's head and underneath his head it's written "chug a lug" 🤪

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 🤣🤣🤣 Actually been hanging with McCormick instead of Thompson 🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

Mccormik eyyy sponge haha, it must always begins with MC... in the end of the day miss brains muffins will become brains McMuffins 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 🤣🤣🤣
I don't wanna go to work😭😭
But least tomorrow Friday

[TonyMetal___86]

Time will pass by fast and in no time the weekend will start and miss brains muffins will relax and have fun well not before i bite the spongy forehead 😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 No biting😝

[AviatorTom]

Ok, I'll keep my 10, you can keep your 20

[libsaretards]

I'll give you undying loyalty, love and respect if you give me the same.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Great answer

[Pink2000]

I’ll give you my number if you give me food 😂
im starving

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[roy_ricky09]

I'll give you Nothing if you give me Nothing... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sold🤣🤣

[Jayplays900]

I'll give you my everything if you give me your everything.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Love that

[Therisinghero12]

I'll give you effort if you give me effort
I'll give you coffee if you give me bacon

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Did you say coffee👀☕ yes please lol I need coffee this morning to wake up have coffee but out of creamer🤦

[ChiPaPa]

I'll give me my everything, if you give me a chance.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww nice save

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Answer not save lolol

[CaliSixx]

I'll give you my sandwich if you give me your lunchable

[Duskydarkie]

Respect and respect...
Nothing bigger than respect..
Love starts from respect 🥰🥺

[koolbrz]

That's wonderful understanding for your age.

[Duskydarkie]

Thanks my dad thought me ✅

[koolbrz]

Wonderful dad too

[MrJMM]

I’ll give you my wisdom if you will start to listen.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I’ll give you the sexiest graphic novel on the planet if you basically give me money.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'll give you the world if you give me a chance.

[Jamie05rhs]

I love this. <3

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Aww thank you 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice💕

[Jamie05rhs]

You're welcome!

[NathanDavis]

I'll give you lemonade if you give me lemons...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[MCheetah]

I'll give you cash money if you give me one hour of sex. No foreplay. Outcall only (meaning, your place, not mine).

[JackHoff77]

You really wanna fuck a xenomorph? You do you man.

[Squiggles88]

I'll give you head if you give me head 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[lilaccc]

i'll give you kiss, if you give me cheek😘

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww lolol

[Jamie05rhs]

That was cute.

[BrosephBrostar]

I'll give you my Haunter if you give me your Medicham.

Aww... did I accidentally leave an Everstone on it? Did I do thaaaaaaat?

[douride2]

I will give you my heart if you give me yours.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww..

[douride2]

Yeeesss

[kitkills]

First thought, without reading the examples, "I'll give you false security if you give me what I need."

[humanearth]

I'll give you 5 dollars if you give me 20 dollars, your 20 dollars is expired

[Glasgow55]

What an interesting question. There are so many options. Socks and bra. Penis and boobs. Money and sex. How and why.

[sage2021]

I'll give you sugar if you give me cream

[Jamie05rhs]

Whoah! Alright, alright. Let's keep it PG now.

[Anonymous]

I'll give you my services if you give me the right amount of money.
(I am for hire)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I don't pay for those services🤣

[whosnumber1]

... gas if you pull my finger.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤢

[Wiredone]

Your second one is what I was going to say.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Great minds think alike

[PrincetonGirl97]

Sex, unconditional love. 😭

[Anonymous]

I’ll give a high status position at my company if we give me milk and cookies.

[IronsKev]

My heart if you give me yours

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice answer💛💛

[IronsKev]

Thankyou ♥

[TheAfrikan]

I will give you my world if you give me your love.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I love this answer

[TheAfrikan]

HAHAHAHAH thank you dear @ brainsbeforebeauty

[bananathunder]

knuckle babies... handjob... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Xoirwinkan]

Both blanks are affection?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍

[nawtee_me]

I will give you this if you give me that...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😄👍

[Notfabricated11]

I'll give 1 dollar if you give me 1 million

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah that's a bad deal there🤣

[Notfabricated11]

Lol depends on how you see it. That person can take that dollar and turn it into 3 million. Lmao eventually.

[Fuentes]

Ill give you a smile if you give me all your money!

[krin_m]

I'll give you a hug if you give me a hug!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤗🤗🤗

[FunkyMonkee]

... a toaster... a huge load of records.

[JackHoff77]

its mad how you look like the hunchback of notre dame icl.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Was that supposed to hurt my feelings🤣🤣 try harder lolol

[JackHoff77]

Nah i'm just genuinely surprised how ones forehead can be so elongated.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Big brain, too bad more people don't have or use

[JackHoff77]

Yeah, brains are hot. Seeing a human's exposed brain with blood leaking out really turns me on 😘 Maybe blow your head off with a shotgun some day.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Why don't you grow up..

[JackHoff77]

I dunno, maybe it's a cultural thing.

[JackHoff77]

To be fair though, you didn't deny that you have an elongated head, so at least you're self aware.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah sure it is... Again nice try, yet harder🤣 bet that's what she said🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*try not yet

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Okay you're done here, I don't suffer immature idiots.. Go troll someone else... And yes, I removed your last reply for at mentioning another user... Last thing though, how pathetic is someone that has to try to insult strangers in the internet to get tough, but that's actually the actions of a weak pu$$y🤣🤣 bye now, blocked...

[Anonymous]

I'll give you my chest if you give me yours. :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

I'll give you my balls if you give me the word...😉

[Anonymous]

ill give you my toe nail clippings if you give me your life savings

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ewwww🤢 LOL

[Zygum]

I will give you head if you give me deepthroat blowjob

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'll give you Rain if you give me the Dark Clouds?

[Jamie05rhs]

I'll give you passion if you give me commitment.

[Anonymous]

I'll give you my answer if you give me yours.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice one lol

[Caramelpie]

I’ll give you lLOVE if you give me RESPECT.

[Zigzagwigwag]

i'll give you p*ssy if you give me d*ck

[HighValue]

I'll give you wheat for rock.

[exitseven]

I'll give you a trick if you give me no candy.

[Jamie05rhs]

Hahaha

[Myself_Firefly]

Time

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍😊

[CubaPirate]

Honesty True

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍