How Would You Fill In The Blanks: I'll give you_____if you give me_____?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Mine:
I'll give you my heart if you give me your love..
I'll give you respect if you give me respect...

[jennifer_bloom]

I give you time if you give me gratitude. I give you compliments if you give me kindness. I give you kindness if you give me respect. I give you honesty if you give me dignity. I give you friendship if you give me appreciation.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice answer

[Massageman]

Guy- I'll give you RESPECT/LOVE if you give me SEX FIRST.
Gal- I'll give you SEX if you give me RESPECT/LOVE FIRST.

but I digress - - - -

I'll give you a MASSAGE if you give me a MASSAGE.

I'll give you a FOOD BOX if you GET OUR FOOD PANTRY Saturday MORNING.

I'll give you IDEAS/HELP if you give me A REQUEST THAT YOU NEED HELP.I'll give you FRIENDSHIP if you give me FRIENDSHIP.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Very nice answer🤗

[SteveSmith1985]

Answering this question in my head... told me something about myself. Also, I don't think I'm gonna post that answer...😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol why is that?

[SteveSmith1985]

It just... Doesn't show me in the best light 🤫

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤐🤐

[CrazyGirl2]

I’ll give you Herpes, if you give me some penetration?
lol, I think that’s like my tenth “Herpes joke” people will actually begin believing that I got the herp if I keep this up!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I do hope it's a joke lololol

[OlderAndWiser]

I'll give you my love if you give me your fried chicken. (Southern boys LOVE fried chicken!)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Lliam]

I'll give you my devotion if you give me your heart.

I'll give you ecstasy if you give me your tender body. 😃😛😁😂

I'll give you every inch of my love it you give me a sandwich. 🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 your got downvoted lolol probably the sandwich comment hahaha

[Lliam]

Some people just can't take a joke. The laughy faces should have been a give away. LOL
My first response was sweet and sincere, in line with the things you had said, bbb. But I couldn't resist some humor. And you know that sandwich joke was for you. I should have added "and hold the arsenic." LOLOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣I know it was, but come on, arsenic where the flavor at LOL

[Jamie05rhs]

Now y'all are making me think about the Grinch.

[InventorofWarp]

I'll give you my dick if you give me yours.

Wait, no, that's not how this is supposed to go.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣I was going to say, you want dick? 🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmao

[LivAndLearn]

I'll give you my kindness if you give me your kindness.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww nice😊

[JosyJosy]

Ah crap you already used heart.

I'll give youmy loyalty if you give me your trust.

[soufyan]

That nice

[Nightroads]

Wish that's how life worked.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!!

[FTnWo]

I'll give you my wife if you give me a nice little house out in the country (preferably on land with a cave and a natural spring on it)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

LMAO

[DaveJord]

Too many possibilities... but I don't want to sound like a sick puppy.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah and this isn't in the sexuality topic lolol

[Prettygurl12]

I'll give you my time and work ethic if you give me money 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😄🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

I'll give you a luxurious bottle of perfume if you give me a freshly homemade big delicicous muffin 😁🧁

I'll give you a bite if you give me a sponge (exclusive for miss brains muffins) 🤣😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

I'll give you ten dollars if you give me twenty dollars. :-)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

How about I give you$10 and you give me $20🤣🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty i have a 2 dollar bill spongy forehead, still looking like it came out right now from the printing machine, it was printed back in 1973, how much does it worth today? 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 how would I know lol probably worth 2 dollars lolol

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty REALLY 😏 playing dirty games on your king eyyy sponge, only worth 2 dollars!

We are talking about an auction here, the 500$ bill which has the mckinley's head on it was sold for 6500$ in auction, i'm sure that the 2 dollar bill can be sold for more than 2 dollars 😤

I saw the 1000$ bill but i never knew that there was a 500$ bill, i believe that the 500$ bill is the most expensive one...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 Me neither

[TonyMetal___86]

The casino queen never knew that the 500$ bill exists 🤣
I live on pluto and knew about it, according to miss brains muffins, all the heads that are found on the dollar bills belongs to mr. thompson's head and underneath his head it's written "chug a lug" 🤪

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 🤣🤣🤣 Actually been hanging with McCormick instead of Thompson 🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

Mccormik eyyy sponge haha, it must always begins with MC... in the end of the day miss brains muffins will become brains McMuffins 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 🤣🤣🤣
I don't wanna go to work😭😭
But least tomorrow Friday

[TonyMetal___86]

Time will pass by fast and in no time the weekend will start and miss brains muffins will relax and have fun well not before i bite the spongy forehead 😬

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 No biting😝

[AviatorTom]

Ok, I'll keep my 10, you can keep your 20

[libsaretards]

I'll give you undying loyalty, love and respect if you give me the same.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Great answer

[Shamiah02]

I'll giv yoy butta, if you give 1,000 dollars, cuhh👀

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Pink2000]

I’ll give you my number if you give me food 😂
im starving

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[roy_ricky09]

I'll give you Nothing if you give me Nothing... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sold🤣🤣

[Jayplays900]

I'll give you my everything if you give me your everything.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Love that

[Therisinghero12]

I'll give you effort if you give me effort
I'll give you coffee if you give me bacon

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Did you say coffee👀☕ yes please lol I need coffee this morning to wake up have coffee but out of creamer🤦

[ChiPaPa]

I'll give me my everything, if you give me a chance.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww nice save

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Answer not save lolol

[CaliSixx]

I'll give you my sandwich if you give me your lunchable

[Duskydarkie]

Respect and respect...
Nothing bigger than respect..
Love starts from respect 🥰🥺

[koolbrz]

That's wonderful understanding for your age.

[Duskydarkie]

Thanks my dad thought me ✅

[koolbrz]

Wonderful dad too

[MrJMM]

I’ll give you my wisdom if you will start to listen.