What's something small that bothers you?

[MementoMori777]

For me it's when there's a bunch of empty chairs and someone decides to sit next to you, this is happening now as I'm typing this smh.

[Anonymous]

Almost the same but with cars. When someone parks close to my var even though half the parking lot is empty. Happens almost everytime too. I’ll park somewhere empty, usually far away from the store entrance too, and still when I get back to my car after leaving the store some moron has parked right next to me so close that I can barely get my kids in to their car seats even though there are like 50 empty ones all around us. Sometimes I have to drive out of the parking space to be able to open my doors enough to get the infant car seat in. A while back a man even waited in his car behind my car while I was unloading my kids to grab the parking space next to mine even though again there were plenty of empty spaces. Another time a couple parked so close the woman had to rest her car door against my car to be able to get out. I confronted them and they were crazy rude but had no explanation or defense it was like they were really that dumb that it hadnMf even crossed their minds that picking another one of the 100 empty spaces would have been better. This sort of thing really gets me mad af every time it happens lol.

[MementoMori777]

I can tell it passes you off, the heat coming out of your rant warmed up the room lol

Foreal tho, I don't understand why people do that tho, makes you wanna hit them on the head with a brick no lie 🤣

[MementoMori777]

Pisses*

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

That’s how I got my best friend! 9 years ago!

There were bunch of empty chairs in my first month of university I decided to show everyone I would sit anywhere I wanted, so sat very close to that girl just to make her feel uncomfortable, I don’t know why - I was 17 and a bit more silly than I do like to admit. She turned to me smiling, happily and she said she was so happy I sat next to her.

This caught me off guard, we have been friends ever since, 9 years already!

[MementoMori777]

That was a very unpredictable way to meet someone, no lie, you tried to annoy her and it backfired lol

[outlawbradyjr]

The Detroit Tigers' hitting.(They've plated 68 runs in 22 games, or slightly more than three per contest, worst among MLB's 30 teams.)

[MementoMori777]

I don't understand much about baseball but I'm sure it's frustrating lol

[comekitty]

Same with cars - I'll go out of my way to park at the back of the lot and when I come out, I'm surrounded!

Crumbs left on the counter annoy me, too! It takes seconds to wipe up... Grrrrrr!!!

I'll also add not changing the toilet paper roll when it's out and just leaving the new one sitting on the vanity.

[MementoMori777]

Damn and I'm sure there many more from the sounds of it lol

[comekitty]

🤣😂🤣😂
I promise I'm not really a. crabby person... its just you asked 🤣

[MementoMori777]

Technically I asked for one 😂

But yea don't worry a picked up your vibes a long time ago, I know you aren't a crabby person lol

[MementoMori777]

I***

[comekitty]

Aww - thank you! 😊

[MementoMori777]

😌🙏

[jennifer_bloom]

I get annoyed when my dad demands I do stuff right away or when he asks for more than three things in a two hour period. Or when he tries too hard to eliminate risk, that makes me angry. Like one of our toilets is always clogging and my dad won’t let me use baking powder on it cause he’s never done it before and he’s worried it won’t work. Two years clogging and he won’t call a plumber or experiment with baking soda. He is a high level engineer with rank and status at a top business but he is so stingy he won’t even buy coffee.

[MementoMori777]

So you got a lot of things that bother you lol

[Anonymous]

Boyfriend's penis. Its really undersized, like my ex boyfriend was 3 times bigger. I know it's shallow of me and he's a great guy but it's like getting a great new gucci bag on sale very cheap but the reason it's on sale is because there's a slight defect in the stitching.

[MementoMori777]

Oof, compared him to a gucci bag, homie taking Ls no lie

[Opinion Owner]

It's just not fair

[MementoMori777]

To either one of you, I'm sure if he was able to choose he would've had Pinocchio's nose down there, don't be so hard on him, find some solutions together rather than speaking behind his back. 💯

[Apulu_Imback]

When you don't hold a book properly. When you accidentally fold a page of book or the book cover. When you sing or play the wrong note. I feel every pain of book and music lover!

[MementoMori777]

So if I close the book folding a page and go like" here's yUor BoOk" you gonna be like 😡😡😡😡?

[Apulu_Imback]

Then I'll break your fingers and be like 'HeRe'S yOuR fInGeR :)'

[MementoMori777]

Good to know, I'll keep the book then, it's like my shield for my fingers, you can't break my fingers if it's holding your book 😌

[Apulu_Imback]

Yeah, especially if it's a book written by me. It can be your greatest shield or worst torture tool.

[MementoMori777]

Youd be easy to rob, put a knife on the cover of your book and go like "give me all your money" lol

[Apulu_Imback]

That thief will be the luckiest one because in no time he won't need to worry about handling knife since he won't have fingers. My book will be lethal!

[MementoMori777]

He can use your book as a hostage tho lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Whatever, I can still print another one but he can't print another finger. I'm not stupid enough to take the first copy out of my home lol.

[MementoMori777]

When you get famous tho, there's no certainty someone won't take it from your home, the chances are slim but not impossible 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

I'll hire a bodyguard in such case! Or get my gun licence and borrow my dad's rifle!

[MementoMori777]

I agree you should get your gun license lol

And with a license wouldn't you be able to get a handgun?

[Apulu_Imback]

Bigger crime, bigger gun.

[Apulu_Imback]

Might as well use a sniper.

[MementoMori777]

That better be a 50 cal sniper lol

[Apulu_Imback]

I'll become Simo Haya with that lol.

[MementoMori777]

Simo haya?

[Apulu_Imback]

She had above 500 kills with snipers.

[MementoMori777]

Damn, she's on some murder spree shit lol

[Apulu_Imback]

I know right lol.

[belle_kai]

Waiting in traffic. Is that small? Because if im on my way to a meeting or something important it's not small to me 💀

[MementoMori777]

No that's huge, completely understandable, people blocking roads has grown out of a pet peeve and into a hatred 😂

[belle_kai]

Yes all these eco people omg I wanted to scream its terrible

[MementoMori777]

I'm assuming your traffic is pretty bad over there, look on the bright side tho, at least you aren't living in some parts of China where they are bumper to bumper 24/7 lol

[belle_kai]

www.dailymail.co.uk/.../...low-marching-roads.html

All over our motorways too

[belle_kai]

Stopped a guy from going to his dad's funeral! And an ambulance!

[MementoMori777]

I would've made the funeral some money, I'd run ram through that meat baracade like it's made of wood lol

Nah foreal tho, I hate people like that, then when they get hit by a car they cry smh

[Anonymous]

That bothers me as well as when you park in an empty space where there's no cars around and then someone parks right next to you.

[MementoMori777]

Yea I hated that mostly as a smoker when I wanted to roll up weed and some dumbass parks next to you lol

[Opinion Owner]

Lol..

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Maybe she wants the D (or he, I don't judge)

[MementoMori777]

Or he likes the bigger chair his dumbass 😂

[MementoMori777]

by the way Mr wizard, the app did you dirty and exposed you 😂

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Yeah that's probably more like it 😂

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Oh well, fuck it lol. I've done the app dirty many times

[MementoMori777]

I guess the app was in a vengeful mood today lol

[WanderingLoveWizard]

I honestly don't even know why I anonymize most of the time. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't lol. Doesn't even matter what the comment is

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Lol! I'm its prime target

[MementoMori777]

Maybe cause the option is there lol

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Exactly lol
Because I can

[MementoMori777]

Lol.

[NathanDavis]

mosquitoes...

[MementoMori777]

Lol fair enough

[Msputiton]

Mosquitoes

[MementoMori777]

Haven't seen them in months tbh

[Msputiton]

Same but they really be after me

[MementoMori777]

They must see you like pizza or something.

[Msputiton]

Lmao. Probably