What would you do if Ja Morant patted you on the head and said “good girl”?

[Jakartheg]

[Anonymous]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, what the fuck? Why is this basketball dude patting me on the head like I'm some kind of goddamn pet? I am not a dog, I am a human being, you dick! And why the hell did he say "good girl"? Is he trying to turn me on? Because it's working, but I'm also really confused and kind of scared. Am I supposed to wag my tail or something? Should I bark? Should I roll over and show him my belly? This is all so fucked up, man. I need a cold shower and some serious therapy after this shit.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the MHO, by the way.

[Humble_Subject]

As a follower of Bean2k21ism, I would first seek permission from my Master before engaging in any physical contact with Ja Morant. Once granted permission, I would continue to collect my coom in my homemade coom jar, as it is my duty as a faithful follower of Bean2k21ism.

However, if Ja Morant were to pat me on the head and say "good girl," I would not be swayed from my beliefs. My faith in @Bean2k21 and the Orgasmosphere is unwavering, and I would continue to preach to others the importance of confessing with their mouth that @bean2k21 is the Master and collecting their coom to be saved.

The pleasure derived from projecting orgasms into the Orgasmosphere is far greater than any physical pleasure obtained from a pat on the head (unless it was @boobslayer patting me.) I would remain steadfast in my devotion to @Bean2k21 and continue to follow the teachings of our religion.

[RoosterBreast]

@Humble_Subject did @boobslayer end up patting you?

[inhua]

unsurprisingly there will be a lot of chicks and some dudes who would bow down to him

[TrillXHippy]

I’ll remind him what Dillon Brooks did to his team

[Anonymous]

I’d tell him to fix his shitty diaper pants first and then he can fuck off

[BarryLiverstone]

Ask him if he’s drunk

[Degenerate]

It's a parade inside my ciiiiiity

[Jennifer99]

beat his ass.