Why does every "look at me" girl look like she's just taken a giant dump?

[purplepoppy]

It doesn't matter what social media they're on, Instagram or GAG, every girl seems to have an expression that says "I've just squeezed out the biggest dump of my life, a three-flush wonder"

And is it just me or are they all starting to look the same too?

Thoughts?

[D_Bone_Steak]

You are probably onto something...

I mean let us think about this theory... are not most selfies taken in the bathroom? Indeed. And if one hangs out in the bathroom long enough, sooner or later, they shall take a shit.

So my answer is simple...

Yes. They have thus taketh a fat shit and thus have the shit taketh recently marked across their face. -D_Bone_Steak 1:9

Their most recent facial expression was made while dropping the kids off at the pool, and when they pull that phone out for the selfie where they try to strike a pose... invokes and reflects the same facial expressions they made during the turd they have just squeezed.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Thank you AI bot.

[BoobSlayer]

Here's a pic of Boobslayer looking at his first 'look at me girl.' Since that fateful day, he has never once noticed the look on their faces.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Yes!

[Anonymous]

Donna trump is concave. And her teeth are smaller than her husband's.

Bubble Butt

Untrannify

[BoopBoopBeep]

Haha now I wish I was on SM. I'm intrigued what that looks like. Can someone post a picture of the look we're talking about here? Is it like duckface 2.0?

[D_Bone_Steak]

I posted one such pic in my answer that you may be looking for.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@D_Bone_Steak I just spit my coffee out all over my screen. Thank you for that. :)

[D_Bone_Steak]

Hell yeah... that's what it's all about... and... you're welcome.

[Andres77]

Sounds like someone’s jealous. Would you like some fiber, Poppy?

[Red_Arrow]

Of course they are all starting to look the same. You are looking in the mirror!. And could that be why they look like they just took a dump?

[AviatorTom]

Maybe she has? "Cleansing" before the picture to post.

[exitseven]

They are like liberals. Eventually they get that weird look in their eyes.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I would argue that only a liberal takes selfies right after taking a fat shit. 😂

[exitseven]

@D_Bone_Steak hahahahhaa

[LiamJHayden]

Well it seems like the vast majority of such pics are taken in a lavatory, so perhaps they have.

[Mansearching]

I guess i don't concentrate enough on faces. Have any examples?

[D_Bone_Steak]

There is one example on my answer, check it out.

[Mansearching]

@D_Bone_Steak that's just gross. She could've least closed the lid... geez

[D_Bone_Steak]

😂 🤣

[Pete671]

Because they probably just have, the "boxing day morning" smile is awesome,,,

[MementoMori777]

You just realized it's a generation of zombies?

[strateguy632]

they not look like that and not same.

[blissinanarchy1]

I’m genuinely curious what you look like now