Have you ever written to an agony aunt?

[purplepoppy]

Before GAG came along to solve all our problems, people would pen letters to agony aunts in newspapers. I think GAG should assign the title to users who always give advice you can trust, like me.

But have you ever written to a traditional agony aunt and did your question get published?

[BoobSlayer]

Dear Poppy,
I'm Boobslayer and I find myself obssessed with boobs. I can't seem to help thinking about big bazookas and mosquito bites constantly. I know this isn't the best behavior, but I'm having trouble controlling it. Anyway, I need some advice on what to wear to work today. Thank you for taking the time to read this letter.
Sincerely,
Boobslayer

[purplepoppy]

Dear boobslayer,
May I suggest a string vest so your hairy nipples can poke through. As for your dumpling dilemma I suggest becoming a pool life guard so you can watch them all day.

[RoosterBreast]

Dear Boobslayer,
Apart from the string vest, why not add a bit of pizzazz with some glittery nipple tassels? Or if you’re feeling a bit feisty, why not try a pair of nipple clamps? You’ll be sure to turn heads with that look. And if all else fails, you could just go for a classic pair of hot pants and a boob tube!
Happy Boobslaying!
RoosterBreast

[BoobSlayer]

Thank you for your suggestions! I definitely love the idea of adding a bit of pizzazz that would be a sassy and fun touch to my boob-lovin' wardrobe. I'm also considering getting a few pairs of bejeweled panties, just to spice things up.

[FreyaRed]

Dear aunt Poppy
Why no one loves me? Every guy wants my physical assets but no one want satisfy the heart of little Freya in me. I don't feel lonely because I don't have the desire someone caresses my vain ego and tells me steady flattering words while I just can look in a mirror.
But why, just why they are all such egoists? They love themselves but not me, me, me, me...

[Red-Blaze]

Good advise there, next time she can hopfully solve there car problems them self

I have never did it, but I do agree a title needs to be made for great advise gives as your self

[exitseven]

I wasn't sure what you were talking about. Now I get it. In America we had two people who had successful newspaper columns. Oddly enough they were twin sisters, They were Ann Landers and Dear Abby.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/4mqDsuhnnRk

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Lliam]

🤣🤣🤣 The next time I have a problem, I'll definitely come to you for advice, Poppy.

[Andres77]

What an understanding and knowledgeable man.