There is a killer on the house?

[ShesRad80]

remote area, no neighbors, no phone, electric also went out, of all the luck a thunderstorm begins- yes your typical horror movie scene what do you do?

Hide

Run out of the house into the woods

Look for a weapon

Fight Kick his/her A**

Get killed

[Sixgunsound]

Where do they want to get shot and in what caliber? Or maybe mix and natch shotsguns rifles pistols and revolvers? I can also do knives axes or baseball bat. I'm kind of fond of my swords, one is a legit model 1860 cavalry saber that saw action in the war of northern aggression and the other is a naval officer sword. Both are up to the task of giving a dirtbag a dirt nap but I don't want to lose them as evidence during the investigation, because no matter how immediately obvious it is that someone broke into my house and had the means and opportunity to do violence, there will be an incmcestigation in my state.

[ShesRad80]

shooters choice lol ✌

[Sixgunsound]

You know it!

[ShesRad80]

👍👍👍

[BoopBoopBeep]

God have mercy on anyone who breaks into this house, because they won't find it inside. We have 3 shooters who know where the hardened choke points are at, all equipped with NVG and LVL IV body armor, the ability to deploy smoke as well as CS, and if ist goes south I break out the anti-material rifle.

The rescue kittens will be protected, no matter what the cost.

[ShesRad80]

lock and load, lock and load! 👍

[BoopBoopBeep]

As we say back home, "you mess with my house you're coming on in". I've had multiple sheriffs tell me to finish stuff once they're there so they have less paperwork over the next few years on repeat offenders.

[ShesRad80]

👍👍👍

[Screenwriter]

Ain't nobody killing ME but ME! I have a shotgun and lots of ammo, and a big, heavy crowbar next to my bed. I have good upper body strength.

I'm goin' down fightin'... or not at all.

[ShesRad80]

👍👍👍

[Sammy786]

Slip out the back, Jack.

[ShesRad80]

🏃‍♀️😂👍

[Sammy786]

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

[ShesRad80]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Meropatrick]

I will play dumb as if i dont see the killer or not aware he/she is there. I will keep them watching. Then i will enter the bathroom lock myself. Pretend i am having a mundo duke. Faking fart noises or leave the shower on. Then i will sneaky from the window into the woods. While the killer waiting at the bathroom door. The woods is much safer than my house then so I will run to the woods

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s SIMPLE, Don’t Turn Around! I’ve seen the movies & in every movie the second the joker turns around it’s game over. Also don’t look under the bed & if you live in Haddonfield get the flock out of town if it’s Halloween.

[Christoff92]

Could he be you know who 🤔🤪

[ShesRad80]

possibly 😜

[Andres77]

Even when I’m in my house wearing shorts these are with me.

Bring it…

[bowenw]

May as well get killed as that's how it will end regardless. lol

[ShesRad80]

oh no, 🏃‍♂️ ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun lol

[bowenw]

That was my choice but I realized it would only prolong the inevitable. lol

[ShesRad80]

ahahahahaha

[Sparkie460]

I'm going to fight the mofo. I'm not going down without a fight.

[ShesRad80]

100 percent!

[Sparkie460]

I have plenty of things in my house to use as weapons besides my machete, and pepper ball gun

[ShesRad80]

i got cat iron frying pan and knives, italian staples in the home, ahahhahahaha and good aim 😂

[Sparkie460]

What's an Italian staple?

[ShesRad80]

meaning must haves like knives and frying pans they double as weapons

[Sparkie460]

Ah ok. I'll remember to not make you mad. Lol

[ShesRad80]

😂👍

[Tstrbrainer]

That sounds so wonderful and peaceful.
Might as well pour a glass of wine , light a candle🕯 and read something

[ShesRad80]

😂👍

[Meropatrick]

Dude you ruined the movie🤣if every horror movie hero did that the genre will die and will turn into an ambience youtube video

[ShesRad80]

@Meropatrick nah' he is just hoping it is a female to romance her, he thought ahead to disarm her, he took a different approach thats all 🎉😂👍

[molonski2]

Just hold tight wait for morning or clearing of storm , and the power to come back on , assuming I'm on the grid.

[AviatorTom]

You can do any of those things, it doesn't matter. If this is a true horror film, you're gonna die anyway.

[Drumlin2001]

Grab my machete and hunting knives, head for my home office. Have an ensuite, no snacks or drinks (which seems an oversight)

[SnowedIn]

I call @Curiosity2006 for help.

[ShesRad80]

no phone in my description, use the bat signal!

[SnowedIn]

Pager! Or smoke signals!

[ShesRad80]

there we go

[Curiosity2006]

lol To enter my house is to enter a witch's forest, joke's on them! 😂😂😂

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I'll leave the house if he comes at me outside then I'll try to kill him.

[exitseven]

I load my shotgun and go hunting.

[ShesRad80]

the hunter becomes the hunted.🏃‍♂️

[exitseven]

yes, that's the whole idea.

[Quackthulu2]

I shoot him in the fucking face.

[Anonymous]

Nothing i do masturbate n go to sleep.

[ShesRad80]

🤣🤣🤣

[Opinion Owner]

Aww see I make this gorgeous girl laughed 😂😂