This guy looking in your window at night- What would you do?

[ShesRad80]

Punch first ask questions later

Call the Po Po

Offer him a hot drink by throwing boiling beverage on him

Have significant other deal with it

Ignore Him

See if my self-defense class has paid off, Bring it on

Other (what?)

[scentoflavender]

Cut the circuit breaker main and do my best buffalo bill impression with the NVGs and a 38 snub nose.

[scentoflavender]

Ty for mho

[ShesRad80]

💕👍 thank you for participating

[YesterdaysChild]

I'd put a cardboard cutout of this guy to scare him away.

[ShesRad80]

phantasm dude, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Apple1996]

Close the curtains and move on with my day

[BoopBoopBeep]

If he's looking in my window then MF is levitating over a cliff on one side of the house or between my bedroom and the woods on the other side. In case of the former I'm calling an exorcist, in case of the latter I'ma see how much of my glass falls to large caliber rounds.

[Jaarraduun]

That would mean this poor sod is on privet property, and missed the warning signs. That means I'ma have to reinforce said signs by ' introducing' his leering face to my well maintained and lovable friend, The 8 Gage. Mr. Gage is well prepped and ready to deal with any peepers, thieves or general trespassers with a simple slot, chamber, and pull of a trigger. If I can't see his kneecaps to aim for a none lethal shot well... He shouldn't have peeked in my window, lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I Would Moon That Joker!

[YesterdaysChild]

Why does Bart have jaundice?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@YesterdaysChild Because of the nuclear plant in Springfield.

[YesterdaysChild]

He must glow like a fire fly.

[Jazzy54]

I live in a two story house and my bedroom is on the second floor. So, that wouldn’t happen. 😝

[ShesRad80]

maybe- he's got a ladder. 🤣

[Jazzy54]

Okay well, call the cops of course and have him arrested. If I don’t shoot him first.

[ShesRad80]

frying pan to the head also will work

[Jazzy54]

I agree.

[ShesRad80]

👍👍👍

[Christoff92]

Stick my tongue out at him 😛

[ShesRad80]

what is he's into it? 🤣 then you got a real problem

[Miah05]

I would invite him in, that's just @sirderpsalot123 he's harmless

[sirderpsalot123]

And here I was thinking you didn't hear me fall out of that tree. Gave away my position...

[Miah05]

@sirderpsalot123 i uploaded the video to tiktok and went viral

[sirderpsalot123]

🔫...

[Miah05]

@sirderpsalot123 why you makin me look like a liar. I just vouched for you, and you pull a gun on me. SMH.

[sirderpsalot123]

It's just a water gun...

[Miah05]

@sirderpsalot123 that's not a water gun 🔫 this is a water gun

[sirderpsalot123]

🤔🤔🤔

[Miah05]

Huh it did it to me too🤔

[sirderpsalot123]

Lmfao wtf GAG

[Miah05]

@sirderpsalot123 yeah that's pretty messed up🤔

[FunkyMonkee]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mEKQi6QX2n4

I'd call the uh-oh squad!

[madgoat]

I don't like leaving curtains open at night. Never know who is watching and it's like you're in a shop window with all those lights on.

[JackCarter]

Invite him in and offer a beer and ask how's life going! 🍻

[DancingQueen16]

First I'd scream then I'd grab my phone and call the cops

[Blueeyes81]

Option number 1. Let my American Bulldog loose on him.

Option 2. Introduce him to my shotgun.

[magiusX26]

give him a one way trip to the ultimate come to jesus meeting.

[DextroShade]

Shoot him with my gun, I live in a stand your ground and castle doctrine state.

[prosmind]

Blocking his view by drawing curtains on room window.

[Engin12]

I would tell him what the hell are you looking at get lost. If he continues then I would throw him out of there.

[Engin12]

Is that guy from a movie or something lol. Looks creepy

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Moon him before calling the pigs, secretly.

[ShesRad80]

✌😂💕👍

[Sparkie460]

I'd shoot him with my byrner gun

[Sparkie460]

What would you do?

[ShesRad80]

i grew up in inner city we street fight, and in a street fight anything is a weapon. if im in the house hair spray and a lighter torch his ass 🤣 then break out the knives so he gets the point 🤣🤣

[ShesRad80]

not to ever return

[Sparkie460]

I guess I don't have to worry about you being alone. Lmao 🤣 🤣

[ShesRad80]

💕💕💕😘✌ nope

[Spongebobssocks]

call my brother so can fix it😂

[BlawnDeee]

All my windows are covered at night.

[Agape93]

Watch his head disappear in a cloud of 00 buckshot

[Kingofkings1992]

Beat him with a sledgehammer

[ShesRad80]

then it truly is hammer time

[exitseven]

Let him see the end of a gun barrel

[Huntingnfishin]

Give him the show he deserves!

[DarkLegacy]

Ask him what he was doing

[Danny_dan92]

Take half his head off with my 12 gauge

[JackCarter]

Plot twist: That was your neighbor kid who came for trick or treating

[BoopBoopBeep]

@JackCarter If it's MY neighbor's kid I'm definitely calling an exorcist. That little f'er knows not to come on my property.

[Danny_dan92]

Well I suppose I’m going to prison for killing a kid lol

[JackCarter]

@BoopBoopBoop Ay Yo 💀

[JackCarter]

Lol..

[BoopBoopBeep]

@JackCarter Caught him throwing rocks at a mama cat that was not moving because she was shielding her kittens so i hit him with a rock and asked how fun that seemed now

[JackCarter]

@BoopBoopBoop I would say he deserved that.. well done!

[Jennz6]

Call the naval shore patrol

[Anonymous]

Close the window.

[Staximus]

Clack clack boom

[Kkoalalita]

Close my blinds and go back to bed lol

[Pete671]

Shoot them in the face with my 12 gauge,,,

[TiaNour]

Stare back at him

[shortster]

Call 911 and grab my softball bat.

[msc545]

I would possibly shoot him.

[ta-ra]

Beat his ass

[pinconon]

hide lol

[Alex8736]

Stand your ground