How would you react if you caught someone looking through your window late at night?

[Anonymous]

[slippery2000]

After apprehending them and getting them inside I would lock them inside one of my shops with a heavy mixture of ammonia and bleach. Out where I live the neighbors are far spread out and chances of them hearing them pleading for help are slim to none.

[Asker]

So you'd kill them, fair enough

[slippery2000]

Absolutely. I have kids and plenty of acreage to choose from and who's to say they wouldn't continue the cycle and hurt someone with kids or kids even. Wanna stop it before it can hurt someone else.

[Daniela1982]

That puts you on a "slippery" slope.

[slippery2000]

@Daniela1982 😆 🤣 yeah that's one way of putting it.

[MemeSupreme]

it happened before when i was a kid lol

couldn't see who it was at all. i didn't move AN INCH from the couch out of fear he'd see me or know im awake, but he quickly went away and i eventually fell back asleep. found out later it was just my fucking dad

[Asker]

Why was your dad looking through his own window tho? Lol

[MemeSupreme]

i don't remember the reason lol

[Asker]

At least there was a reason lol

[MemeSupreme]

uhhh

it was a stupid one lol i don't remember the EXACT reason, but i just remember thinking "bruh"

[Asker]

Lol.

[12karen]

I'll wave and say, "You finally decided to look through my window, I bet you did it because you knew I always looked through yours when you faked sleep. You know, every Tuesday and Thursday" They werent fake sleeping, you just have to creep them out

[Asker]

If they were looking through your window I don't think there's really anything you can say to creep them out 😂

[12karen]

so then, I'll just suggest them to come in,

[Asker]

Sure you would 😂

[12karen]

What would you do

[Asker]

You mean what I did? 😂

[12karen]

What you did? Someone stalked you?
I'm curious, tell me what you did

[Asker]

I don't think it was me specifically but maybe one of my family members was being stalked, before my member saw them peek through the window the family experienced weird things like the door handle jiggled late at night randomly, the unexplained feeling of being watched, he ran away after he saw that he got caught looking through the window so me and bro staked out the next full night, I gotta tell you lurking has been a working tactic for centuries, the bastard showed up the following day close to the same time as before between 3:30am to 4:00am since we had the lights off we got a good look of who it was, it was a neighbor that lives on the other side of the building, by the time we unlocked the door and opened it he was gone, ik certain he ran cause if he didn't there's no way he wouldve gotten to the stairs in time, so we went around the building looking for him and when we couldn't find him we left him an indirect threat on his window camera in front of his door, so he knows we know it's him and we know where he lives, we staked out the day after that and he never showed up, I haven't seen him ever since

[Asker]

That was the best outcome for that night, it's still on sight if I see him again tho

[12karen]

Wow, that's epic. Shouldn't y'all call the cops and put curtains on
Orrrrr you just ask a girl with long hair to scare him off if he show I again, I mean you make her wear a long white shirt like a ghost and talk nonsense with the two of you act possessed and when you sense him watching, y'all look at him brutally, with eyes wide open like 👁️👁️ and point at him.

[Asker]

I don't think that's gonna work, I think he does witchcraft or something, I've seen his home full of candles before lol and about the cops, they wouldn't do anything, there's no valid evidence he was there, his word against mine, besides I like handling shit myself

[12karen]

He does witchcraft, damn, it's creepy good luck,
You'll have to burn him alive

[Asker]

Maybe does witchcraft, for all I know he could've been trying to get laid that night with all the candles and I just assumed he does juju 😂

[12karen]

But anyway, do you or your bro had something special that he could be looking for

[Asker]

We had beef with him in the past but it was minor, maybe he holds a grudge

[12karen]

Must be grumpy your neighbor 😑

[12karen]

Or lonely

[Asker]

Or both, he's young tho, he's like in his late 20s if I had to guess

[12karen]

Why don't you try to talk to him too, communication is key

[Asker]

Cause nothing they can say will justify him being outside my door twice in a row at 4am

[Asker]

I live off that better safe than sorry mentality.

[12karen]

Yeah, true it's ultra creepy,
I just believed in talking and trying to fix him 🎀 lol

[Asker]

There's no fixing that weirdo 😂

[12karen]

Well, I know he's creepy but have fun

[Asker]

I doubt that's how you'd react if someone peeled through your window lol

[12karen]

Yeah I know, I'd scream or shout him

[Asker]

Lmao.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I'd invite them in and get drunk with them. I really need a drinking partner.

[Asker]

Lol wtf

[Beckybooboo]

@wallythewalrus2 😂😂😂 That sounds about right 🤦

[Laciejordan]

@ChicoFromThe305 Yeah, that is definitely a "wtf" moment 🤣

[Asker]

Lol.

[Apulu_backagain]

That would be fucking weird, I live in the 2nd floor... I would be lowkey impressed if they managed to do that.

[Asker]

So there's no hallway with a window in your place 😂

[Daniela1982]

I would poke them in the eyes.

[Asker]

Lmao

[exitseven]

Pick out two!

[Daniela1982]

@exitseven 🤣😂😅

[LiaRaven]

Oh, I’d probably invite them in for a late-night snack and a cup of tea! I mean, who doesn’t love a surprise guest peeking through their window at all hours? It's like having my own personal reality show!

[Asker]

Id like to believe you wouldn't be wreckless enough to open the door 😂

[LiaRaven]

Lmao😂

[Jjmetalchick]

I'd running get my pocket knife and slice them up until they're unreganizable

[Asker]

Sounds like a good choice, better than your fists 😌😊

[Jjmetalchick]

Whatever, we all know you're a punk

[Asker]

A punk you can't punch 😁

[Iron_Man]

I would be thinking it’s a home invasion by a burglar because I sleep in the living room

[Asker]

If a window smashes then it's GGs for the intruder

[AviatorTom]

Let's just put it this way... they wouldn't be looking through the window for long. 🙈🙉🙊

[exitseven]

Get my gun and wait in the living room for him to break in.

[Kingofkings1992]

It’ll be the last window he peeps into, you can be sure of that

[Asker]

Lol.

[midnightmoon05]

Call you for help 😂

[Asker]

Would you like your intruder crispy or swissed? 🤔

[LiliTyaka]

Ugh i call the cops directly

[Asker]

As one should, or shoot them, whichever reaction comes out more natural lol

[LiliTyaka]

Nah in germany its not allowed to shoot someone xD

[Asker]

Oh, I was thinking American for a second ha

[Miah06]

*looks out the window*

Me *screams* dad!!!

*Dad comes and rips him in half *

[jahaims]

I live rural. They would be shot.

[Asker]

Fair enough lol

[kiktimbu]

Draw the curtains.

[Asker]

Lmao

[NathanDavis]

I would go back to sleep...

[valentina4eva]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Asker]

😂😂😂

[valentina4eva]

that was an actual real life selfie of my actual face when i see someone looking through my window😱

[Asker]

That would be a barbie face love reaction 😂

[Asker]

Live*

[valentina4eva]

lol def not a love reaction!!😱

[valentina4eva]

window creepers🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

I meant live reaction, but that's how I'd expect you to react tbh 😆

[valentina4eva]

i knowww

[valentina4eva]

i just meant “love reaction” was a funny typo!!😋

[Asker]

Id only expect your love reaction to look like that if it's something surprisingly awesome lol

[valentina4eva]

loool the love-fear reaction!!😱😍😱😍😱

hmmm that could represent a few diff things🤔🙈😂😂

[Asker]

Yea see, your barbiness is already thinking of things 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂😂😂 well ur typo started it, so technically it’s ur fault!!🙈🙈

[Asker]

Well love surprised reaction is better than scared person looking through my window reaction so I like to believe I did a good thing here lol 🤔

[valentina4eva]

lol truuu😅😅 i would much rather be love-surprised over window creepered!!😋 u are correct💯

[Asker]

I prefer it that way for you too, after all a happy barbie keeps the world spinning 😆

[valentina4eva]

lol somehow we got from window creepers to happy barbies!!😂😂 it’s a good transformation obv😋 but i never can tell what ur Chico brain will come up with!!😆😆

[Asker]

My brain must remain unpredictable, on the other hand yours is totally predictable, if you aren't using a lot of emojis to express your emotions it's either not you or you are in a terrible mood 😆

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂🤣

should i be feeling called out rn? lol😋😋

[Asker]

Yes you should but that's one of the many quirks about you people learn to love 😂💯

[valentina4eva]

lol well i am lucky people learn to love my quirks!! cuz i do have a crippling emoji addiction!!😱😍😱😍😱

[Asker]

I couldn't live in a world without emojis, cause then I'll know you are out there not abusing the emoji keyboard like you normally would 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂

and excuse u sir!!😤 i don’t *abuse* the emoji keyboard, i lightly use it!!😅😋😋

[Asker]

If this is just you lightly using it then I can't imagine how many emojis it would take for you to accept you are abusing it 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂

[valentina4eva]

i would nvr abuse the emojis😲 it’s called passion okie?🔥💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

That's a lot of passion barbie face 😂

[valentina4eva]

or maybe it’s just the right amount?🤔😅🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Asker]

Fair point, maybe I underuse them 🤔

[valentina4eva]

lol i think u use them the normal amount😆 i was just coming up with excuses for my apparent “emoji abuse” 😂😂🙈🙈

[Asker]

Well its how someone can tell you apart from other people, if the emoji keyboard isn't being abused then it's not you 😆

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂 i love it lol!! so u will never get me mixed up with anyone else i guessss🤔😅😅

[Asker]

Yep I can't, it's easily recognizable, I even got your most used emojis memorized

😂😆🤣😭😅😱🙊💫💁🏻‍♀️

[valentina4eva]

omggg u😂😂

ur missing 😋🤔🙈 thooo😋 jeez i thought u knew me!!😝

[Asker]

I was gonna add those but they aren't used as much as the ones I mentioned 😂

[Asker]

Except two, the monkey and 😋, noted 😂

[valentina4eva]

oh so u do knowww😲😲 lol does this mean i have to change up my emoji game? have i become too predictable?😂😂😅

[Asker]

Yes you have become predictable but that's good, too much energy and power in your barbiness, the world wouldn't be able to handle an unpredictable Valentina barbie, it's a balance lol

[valentina4eva]

oh my!!😲😲 i didn’t realize how serious it was!! i wouldn’t want to explode the world or something if i got too unpredictable💥😅😅 good thing u warned me!!😮😮‍💨😋

[Asker]

Yep it's a good thing you aren't unpredictable, it's very serious stuff, the whole world is at stake, that's also why there's only one giant barbie as well, more than one is just too much 😂

[valentina4eva]

omgg the whole world is at stake!!😱😱 now i’m all nervous, what happens if i got too unpredictable?😲 would some sort of government agency come after me?😮😶‍🌫️🫥

[Asker]

Yes they would and they will arrest you and then teach you courses on how to be predictable and until you achieve it again they won't let you go free 😆

[valentina4eva]

noooooo😱😱 i don’t wanna be arrested!! i’ll be good!!😇😅😇

[valentina4eva]

but then i’m secretly going to do unpredictable stuff when they aren’t lookinggg 🥷🏻🥷🏻

[Asker]

It seems you already started, you breaking the rules was already a somewhat unpredictable thing I didn't see coming 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂😂😂

(only cuz it’s not irl😋😅😋)

[valentina4eva]

otherwise ig i am a boring rules follower😅😂

[Asker]

Being a good person isn't boring, being a bad person isn't good so I guess that's a good thing lol

[valentina4eva]

oh i agree for suree!! and that’s a much nicer perspective than me just being a goody two shoes!!😅😅

[Asker]

You got the green flags all around barbie face, people gotta stop normalizing bad things 😬

[valentina4eva]

aww thanksss😊🫶🏻 u are sweet😊

[Asker]

Lol 💯🤣

[Graptemys79]

Call the police.

[CubaPirate]

Badly