What would you do if you saw this on your doorbell camera late at night?

[Anonymous]

Include a caption for your ima

[SueShe]

Take a picture of that pervert, call the police and wait with all my doors and windows locked, while at the same time get my mace out and the longest knife I can find in the kitchen.

I don't joke with those kind of menaces and it is better to call the police one too many times and be safe than dismiss the menace and find yourself raped or murdered.

I do not tolerate nonsense and that kind of prank is certainly not the one I would joke with. There are plenty of weirdos walking around and that one is definitely one.

[Asker]

What if it wasn't a joke though

[Anonymous]

A hung guy who wants to eat me? I'd let him in.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Some people would probably shit their pants & as for me if I saw some joker in my doorbell camera holding a sign like that I would tell them if you are hungry the neighbors taste better so go over there instead.

[Asker]

What if it wasn't a joke and he actually wanted to wasn't a joke and he really did want to eat you

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m a skinny guy & I would send him to my neighbors house because they aren’t skinny & it would be like an all you can eat buffet. I think going next door would be more beneficial.

[ohsheeT]

I would say you know what time it is get the f*** out of here this isn't McDonald's either come back in the morning when you're sober and your hair is combed are never come back again

[Anonymous]

I love clowns. I’d probably come out w my shotgun from the side door which is a distance from the main door, or even the side gate on the other side of our house. Then I’d ask the clown if they want to eat some lead lol

[DannyUk2017]

I would come out and invite him for a coffee and a chat...🤷‍♂️

[Asker]

What if he really did try to eat you

[DannyUk2017]

I would say, yup no problem... don't want to be here anyway when the world goes completly to 💩, and losses full grip...🤷‍♂️😅

[molonski2]

I dont have a camera and never will so I would never it initially for a start so I'd simply continue sleeping , very soundly , for certain.

[DrPepper12]

If I was a woman I would tell him only if he has a tongue like Geve Simmons. If so then I'll be the trick for your treat!

[call_me_scar]

I'll hand them a monster energy drink with red bull ice cubes and caffeine pills mixed in if he survives this then he earned the food

[OddBeMe]

I thought that was my Amazon delivery he was holding. Not answering then

[NathanDavis]

I'd go back to sleep...

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'd call the police, lol

[Bubbatech24065]

in the south, this only happens once.

[LiamJHayden]

My dogs would feast on the Zombified flesh.

[LiamJHayden]

lol I don't have dogs anymore but that was my first thought. I wonder if it would survive multiple blasts from a shotgun.

[jahaims]

Can't make it to my house without me knowing prior

[electromagnetic]

Come through.

[FunkyMonkee]

Throw out the cat.

[exitseven]

Get my gun.