What are some bad names you've heard?

[MementoMori777]

And I'm not saying curse words or insults people have called others or you or each other, I'm saying what are some actual names you heard that parents have named their child 😂

[4ngelic]

for girls i think the worst i ever heard was gertrude... it was an 8 year old girl bless her soul. runner ups would be blanche (its a french extremely medieval name), renee, barb (no not barbara, just barb. thankfully it was a 60 yo woman probably was more trendy in her time), dominique...

for boys herbert 🤮🤮, bernard (in france this is a boomer name, the lucky owner of this name was a newborn baby god bless), hercules..., geoffroy (medieval ass name),

[MementoMori777]

Bruh where tf you live that people are just farting out names 😂

[scentoflavender]

I have an employee who's last name is swallows. Funny in itself but nothing too bad. Well his son joined the navy. Just graduated from boot camp or whatever it's called for the navy. His rank is seaman. His son is seaman swallows. In all my years that was the hardest I had to fight to keep from laughing.

[MementoMori777]

Well they must have beaten his ass with soap socks in the barracks lol

[scentoflavender]

That could be good considering the alternative

[MementoMori777]

Yep that's crazy

[exitseven]

hahahaha that poor kid.

[joehypo1]

There was a nascar driver named dick trickel
a baseball player named coco krisp
any sort of name with spelling like tee jay sorry if i offended anybody on that
Simetimes i go to local police website check out some of the recent muggs where im from its never ending horrable names or spellings

[MementoMori777]

That baseball player tho 😂😂

[joehypo1]

I think he played for seattle mariners

[NamerOfStars]

I think the worst I've heard is Sneaux. Pronounced "snow". That poor guy is going to have his own children traveling back through time to beat him up.

[MementoMori777]

That's not that bad, it sounds like a nickname lol

[ZamerZ]

Bernice, Wolfgang, Davita, Ares, Hiltrud and Jerk - they changed the k to a g later when they learned about the English word. Tbh my list is longer than that, but these left me especially astounded since it were either kids or young people my age, not from an older generation.

[MementoMori777]

You must like in the woods or something wtf 😂

[ZamerZ]

Not even close and I think that makes it worse xD

[MementoMori777]

Damn that's terrible, why would parents do that to their kids 😂

[DryGermanGuy]

Kevin, Dustin, Marvin. In Germany these are seen as typical underclass names.

[MementoMori777]

So they are like the simpleton names? Lol

[Anonymous]

Actor Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor. Poor kid

There is a baby name trend on tiktok and one of the names people are choosing to name their child is Sincerely. No Joke.

Poor kids

[MementoMori777]

That is some terrible shit, the crap people do for some attention and a bit of fame smh

[Opinion Owner]

Oh I also forgot the woman who named her daughter abcde although the name was pronounced ab si dee. Her daughter got made fun off by the airline back in 2018 by adults. I can only imagine the bullying the girl is experiencing in school because of her name. I know I legit thought the mother just decided to name her the letters A BC DE.

There is also a tiktok / YouTube family who basically call their daughter poot it's the baby nickname but poot. The poor girl is going to be bullied and called poop when she is older because of her parents which people point out to them but they responded by saying they didn't care they were keeping the name

It's honestly like parent don't care the hell they are going to put their child through when they are older.

[MementoMori777]

They don't seem too, they are stupid and don't realize what they are doing or they don't care cause it's not them that gotta deal with it

[musicbrain5]

My husband and I have been teachers for 8 years now, how much time to you have and how long should the list be? Seriously, lol.

[LazerBean]

Breeda 😭😭 such a nice little girl in elementary school but just why

[Spongebobssocks]

Adolf (a toddler).. didn't even know that was legal lol😅

[DryGermanGuy]

It’s even legal in Germany although the registrar will probably try to talk the parents out of it.

[Anonymous]

"Syphilis", pronounced Sah-phyllis

Why would you do that to a girl?

[astrophelle]

Valen🤮🤮 I think it’s an old English name?

[MementoMori777]

Sounds like a valet service that had a typo, that is quite terrible lol

[NamerOfStars]

No, it's Minbari.

[BLP11520]

Mariner for a boy

[MementoMori777]

Ew lol

[BLP11520]

I thought so

[exitseven]

I recently heard someone name their kid Maverick.

[Anonymous]

“X Æ A-12

[Opinion Owner]

Elon musks daughter

[MementoMori777]

Yea that was pretty terrible

[NotInterestedSorry]

He named his son that. Elon doesn't have any daughters

[MementoMori777]

Okay not important really

[Opinion Owner]

Still a bad name 😂

[NotInterestedSorry]

I'm an idiot. Didn't know he had a daughter Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. Last I knew he only had sons

[Jmmmfi4]

I hate the name jhon

[Cowardscrossplanet]

Tallulah does the hula from hawaii