What question do you wish people asked you more in your day to day life?

[Anonymous]

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[Miah05]

"Would you like me to buy you that pair a sneaks?"

Everyone always wanna buy me food, take me out, ask me how I'm doing, but nobody ever wanna buy me the new sneaks😭

Why y'all do me like that?😭

[Asker]

Would you like me to buy you that pair a sneaks?

[Miah05]

Aww. Lol. Naw. Jk

[Asker]

Nah I got you, here I'll give you some choices. The

"One Two Buckle My Shoe" Kicks?
https://ibb.co/GpF4vBd

"Let My People Go" Sandals?
https://ibb.co/2kb172y

or the

"Man, Fuck Santa" Slippers?
https://ibb.co/7tmJwWy

Which ones you won't?

[Miah05]

None 🤣

[Asker]

wooooooooooow u missin out

[Miah05]

Bet.

[Asker]

🧎🏾‍♂️‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh, things like: Can I give you a few million dollars? Or: Can I fuck you? Or even: Would you like to go out with me? Right now, I'd even settle for: Wanna play cards? Or: I'm gonna take a walk, would you like to come with me?

[Asker]

Can I give you a few million dollars? Or: Can I fuck you? Or even: Would you like to go out with me? Right now, I'd even settle for: Wanna play cards? Or: I'm gonna take a walk, would you like to come with me?

[FunkyMonkee]

Hey! There's an echo in here!

[Asker]

I meant everything I said though

[FunkyMonkee]

Can I give you a few million dollars? Sure!
Can I fuck you? Only if you're a woman of the female persuasion.
Would you like to go out with me? Ditto above.
Wanna play cards? Sure!
I'm gonna take a walk, would you like to come with me? It could happen.

[Asker]

I'll tell you what. I got a million gta dollars & If I don't have a girlfriend by 2030 I'm switching sides. How about now?

[FunkyMonkee]

Not interested.

[Skull_Anon]

Anytime💀

[Asker]

Would you like a cup of tea?

[Skull_Anon]

YES SIR!
A Bri'ish style good ol' tea would make my day a g'day mate!

[Asker]

best I can do is green tea

the budget kind

[Skull_Anon]

But thanks mate.. I appreciate your humility

[Asker]

bro what you mean humility? budget's the best kind. You never know what you'll pee out

[Skull_Anon]

Sorry wrong use of word lol
I mean.. uh.. thanks for the gesture
(I didn't know the green guy had a big one lol.. does green tea help in that💀)

[Asker]

Great question! Umm.. Lemme consult with my associate on this real quick

[Skull_Anon]

Poor guy, has to strap on a cucumber to compensate 💀

[Asker]

Take it back!

[JosyJosy]

"Is it okay if I let you be for the rest of the day?"

[Asker]

Is it okay if I let you be for the rest of the day?

[JosyJosy]

Well there you go <3 Thanks

[Asker]

🤣 relatable as hell though. I love to be left alone.

[JosyJosy]

Yep same here. One of my most hated questions is "how are you"

[Asker]

I don't mind it but I don't like the way that most people ask it because they're not very interested. They're just mirroring what other people do to be nice 🤣💀

[Subwayco]

When you were younger you wanted to live your life a certain way. Are you happy in the way it’s headed now or do you need to make a change?

[Asker]

When you were younger you wanted to live your life a certain way. Are you happy in the way it’s headed now or do you need to make a change?

[overthinkergirl]

how are you or maybe instead of asking just giving hugs

[Asker]

How are you?

[overthinkergirl]

thank you!:) im doing quite good but at the same time im exhausted and i miss holidays travelling and a friend abroad a lott

[Asker]

Ahh yeah, traveling is so nice. I hope y'all can do it again sometime soon 👌

[overthinkergirl]

thank you!!

[Sparkie460]

It would be nice if someone asked if they could give me a million dollars

[Asker]

Can I give you a million dollars?

[Sparkie460]

Sure you can. I'll be right over

[mandyfire98]

How are you doing? Can I take you to the spa?

[Asker]

How are you doing? Can I take you to the spa?

[CoolCatMar1]

How my day goes

[Asker]

How does your day go?

[CoolCatMar1]

Great hehe wby

[Asker]

tbh not too bad just ate some chocolate & bouta go eat some chicken embryo

[CoolCatMar1]

Great

[SPIRIT208]

“Want to be friends?”

[Asker]

Want to be friends?

[SPIRIT208]

Sure :)

[Asker]

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[Anonymous]

The asking me if i need advice or just someone to listen. My boyfriend does this a lot. When i just wanna express how i feel and need him to listen, he ends up giving me unsolicited advice a lot of times.

[Luopio27]

I wish pretty white girl would ask me to be her friend with benifits!

[PhllyGuy99]

Wanna have sex? Lol

[Asker]

Wanna have sex?

[msc545]

"How are you doing?"

[Asker]

How are you doing?

[msc545]

Pretty good! And you?

[Asker]

I'm doing better. Ate some food & now I'm just chillin. Tryna heal from working out.

[msc545]

Nice!

[Jmmmfi4]

LOL... DO YOU WANNA BUY THIS ECSTACY

[Asker]

DO YOU WANNA BUY THIS ECSTACY?

[Jmmmfi4]

YES... YES I DO

[Asker]

tbh me too 🤣 if you lie that, you should check out this in the quest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKMkdUOSZjI

[ShesRad80]

how are you

[Asker]

How are you?

[ShesRad80]

hanging in there, how are you?

[Asker]

Good except for the fact that my muscles & bones ache from inflammation 🫠

[ShesRad80]

i know that pain, i have lupus! whats got you?

[Asker]

Dang sorry to hear that. Crappy sleep has got me. Completely changes how my body feels for some reason.

[ShesRad80]

well i hope you can relax and get some decent rest! ✌😋

[Asker]

Thanks! Once I eat some dark chocolate & toss some protein down the shoot I think I'll be good 👌

[ShesRad80]

✌😉💕💕

[Asker]

🎶🕺🌃

[Anonymous]

No I wish they would shut their lame ass up

[Asker]

Oh, well Jesus christ

[Vendela_]

lmfao

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry guys I was in a bad mood

[Asker]

Oh okay 🤣 nah it's cool cause you're right. Some people really do. Some people need ta stop makin our business their business.

[KingOfMe1]

How are you or wanna be friends?

[OfMiceandMen]

What's for dinner?

[leahzrc]

anything nobody ask me questions

[Sugarberry37]

how are you