Do you think pictures of me at six months old, groping and trying to nurse off the neighbor girl, will ruin my chances of running for public office?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’ve always thought of running for office but now these pictures just surfaced! Thanks MOM!!

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I thank you for your support. I believe we could achieve a lot together! In my administration, taxes will be lowered, wages will increase and violence will all but end! I’ll bring people together, not pull them apart! I’m not that six month old, grabbing tit and drooling any more! I’ll make education a priority. By the end of my first term, those graduating from high school, will know how to read and write! And with hard work, they should be able to find their state on a map. God bless you all!

[Beckybooboo]

So, Waldo, you were a pervert at six months old? I also think you should worry more about pics of you jogging in your speedos surfacing! They would undoubtedly kill your political aspirations.

[milkov]

You were six months old...

Doesn't matter, you'll be even more famous and get more votes

[Wallythewalrus2]

That means a lot coming from a young woman. I did have a creepy look on my face and was even drooling! That wouldn’t be an issue for you, would it? I could count on your vote?

[milkov]

Yes it wouldn't matter for me. You just have to improvise yourself and your platform. Prove yourself you're not that six month old toddler anymore.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’ll make you proud! In my administration, taxes will be lowered, wages will rise and education will improve! When our young men and women graduate high school, they will be able to read and write, at the very minimum, at a third grade level. And with luck, might even be able to point at their state on a map! God bless you and the United States of America 🇺🇸

[milkov]

Best of luck sir!! 🍀🍀 With a determination like that, you'll make it for sure!

[Wallythewalrus2]

You are too kind! I was thinking, if you are single and attractive, perhaps you could help me with my campaign? I’m just throwing it out there.

[milkov]

I couldn't help because I'm from a different continent 😅

[strateguy632]

no but if trump...

[boggboss]

Yeah they most likely will

[boggboss]

Lol I read this as a retard at first no it won't be a issue

[LiamJHayden]

lol es posible

[HouseMoat]

Prob.