For privacy reasons I will not say who I am or where I'm from, but my mission is to run for the U. S. Senate in 2024 as a:
- quasi-purist
- born-again restorationist
- free-market economist, and
- Web 2.0 watchdog ally.
All of these characteristics and marketing strategies about me are very different from those candidates running traditional, establishment Republican platform. These run-of-the-mill "conservative" and "moderate" candidates tend to be pro-war and pro-birth; whereas I am anti-war and pro-choice.
I consider myself to be "America First", and I support some libertarian causes.
I would allow for a voluntary withdrawal from school at age 14 to help working-class families, as well as volunteer (or work for pay, if applicable) with small-business owners, farmers, hunters, coal miners, babysitters, and faith-based charities. I think truancy should be criminalized as it is unconstitutional and traumatizing to students. I do not think school attendance should be mandatory.
I would abolish the California HOA, which has created nothing but societal, financial, and oppressive damage to parents and their children; as well as invasive security and other forms of major landlord corruption of public and private properties alike.
I would restrict children, teens, and young adults from browsing on social media and dating platforms. This will "red pill" more men out of their mother's basements. Obesity is at an all-time high!
Abolish my state's REAL ID laws.
Against critical race theory, but only to some extent. I support teaching Christopher Columbus "truther" stories, and environmental racism is real thanks to CAFOs and the Dakota Pipeline.
Raise the minimum legal marijuana consumption age to 35 unless one user in question is either/both:
- married to a postgraduate or doctorate, and/or
- a parent to a student in third grade or higher.
A mix of libertarianism and paleoconservatism works best for the economy. Society should be quasi-independent.
P*rn and booty rap, banned.
Gun ownership should be restricted to ages 25+ with 4-8 years of wildlife schooling experience.
Abolish special education classes.
BIGGEST POISON: Dopamine-creating, "comedy" cartoons like Family Guy, Archer, American Dad, Rick & Morty, and South Park. Anyone that requests to watch such filth should pay $900 a day or $3600 a month to their nearest church.
