If you had your own holiday, how should people celebrate it?

[Anonymous]

The world just accepted your own holiday but it's up to you to tell them how to celebrate it, so how do you celebrate it? Lol

[AviatorTom]

My own holiday would be called "Swap Congress Day". Every senator and representative would have the day off, but Congress would still be in session, with seats filled by average individuals chosen by lottery. I would be Speaker of the House for the Day and my SO would be President Pro Tempore of the Senate.

Just think of all the real work we would get done that day... al the sensible laws that would be passed.

Of course, we'd have to find a way to get those laws past the President, but I'm sure we could exercise enough political clout and embarrassment so that he would sign them.

[strateguy632]

in theory your common sense people would have over 66% vote, 67 in senate, so prez couldn't veto even if he hated it.

[JacobJordan]

The entire day relaxing with friends or family or alone just existing without the pressure to keep grinding. It would be a 3 day holiday so people can choose which day to celebrate

[Asker]

Ey bro, you get one day lol

[JacobJordan]

Oh definitely reason it would be 3 days is because can't have absolutely everyone taking the same day off. So everyone splits across 3 days with each only getting 1 that way things still run

[Asker]

It's a holiday, they have Too, it's like labor day or veterans day where the jobs are closed lol

[Asker]

It's not taking the day off, it's getting the day off 😂

[JacobJordan]

Even labor day or vets day not everything is closed. When I say everyone I mean everyone from the lowest paid food worker to the highest paid ceo. Obviously they get the day off. The sentence could also be "they get to take the day off" or "they take the day off" the phrasing doesn't mean it is optional. Take has an optional and non optional variance

[Asker]

Well with yours everyone gets the day off lol

[JacobJordan]

Indeed and to ensure society doesn't collapse during that. It is split across 3 days.

[Asker]

Alright bro I'm taking your holiday away 😂

[mandyfire98]

Whatever the opposite of the purge is. Go out and just make love responsibly for a 24 hour period. No work or anything. Oh and tacos and margaritas

[Asker]

Sounds like a peaceful holiday Mandy 😂

[Still-alive]

Ya hippy!

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[mandyfire98]

Taco hippy.

[Lisia]

Everyone will have to eat spicy buldak ramen that day the way I make it with the eggs and cream 😤

[Asker]

I'd celebrate Lisa day every year, if make it your way for celebration purposes 😆🤣

[Lisia]

Best holiday 😂

[Asker]

For sure, it's my form of Christmas lol 🍲🍲🍲🍲

[Lisia]

Fr spicy Christmas 👌👌

[Asker]

Without a doubt 😂🔥

[NathanDavis]

an absolute Taco extravaganza, no doubt... all of the authentic ones, all over the place...

an actual "taco stand on every corner" situation... lol

[Asker]

Damn ima get fat on that holiday, it should also come with whoever pays the most gets first dibs on the toilet lol

[Asker]

Preorder your time on the toilet lmao

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... it won't be Taco Bell

that's not authentic one

[Asker]

Put some crazy chili on that shit and it will be worse than taco bell 😂

[mandyfire98]

My holiday has tacos too. @NathanDavis we are practically just alike haha

When we gonna get married?

[NathanDavis]

@mandyfire98 I like the idea of Fall Wedding... but the Spring might be a better match with your eyes...

[mandyfire98]

Ooooh. Look at you. Damn. You keep talking like that. 😍

[Simslover92]

With family and friends. A day off of work for all!

[Asker]

That's gonna smack hard in the economy 😂

[Simslover92]

Lol maybe so but hey its my holiday!

[Asker]

Fair point, true lol 🤐

[serenalovesramen]

I’d be a w mans and let everyone relax that day

[Asker]

Well someone put a lot of thought into it (sarcasm) lol

[serenalovesramen]

It took time and effort out of my day to write that lol

[Asker]

Well I'm glad to hear I'm only worth 5 seconds to you 😂🖕

[serenalovesramen]

You should be thankful, I don’t think whenever I write a opinion lol

[Asker]

You did once, that shit was crazy, the whole world was working backwards that day

[serenalovesramen]

💀💀💀

[Anonymous]

Everybody buys me one item from my Amazon wish list. We celebrate with Crumbl cookies instead of cake. Ugly guys can't be near me for the entire day.

[Asker]

Damn that's one of the worst holidays, realistically nobody would celebrate that crumble 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Nobody?
Excuse me?

[Asker]

Be realistic Crumble, if someone had these same rules, would you even celebrate? 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Yes. I'd buy the cheapest item on their wish list. I get a Crumbl cookie. And I'm not an ugly guy. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

Fair point, what if ugly guys wanna get you something from the list? 😂

[Opinion Owner]

They can mail it to my house. 📦📫

[Asker]

You gonna give them your address? 😂😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

Oof. Okay they can mail it an Amazon locker. 👍🏻

[Asker]

I forgot those existed tbh

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah. I've never used one before.

[Asker]

Me neither

[Opinion Owner]

We're in the same boat.

[Asker]

Indeed so lol

[Opinion Owner]

Let's drown together Titanic style

[Asker]

Fuck it, I'll find you a piece to float on but I bet you I'd find myself one too 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Haha float to safety before a shark gets us 🤣

[Asker]

Yep or we catch one and got some sushi for the road, or should I say sushi for the float 🧀

[Opinion Owner]

Haha yeah floating by eating sushi. Is that a cheese emoji?

[Asker]

Yea cause it's cheesy lol

[Opinion Owner]

Aaah lol. I wouldn't mind cheese on that ride 🤣

[Asker]

I meant my joke was cheesy 😂

[Opinion Owner]

I know. I was joking on your joke. Stacking up the jokes like a pancake.

[Asker]

Damn it, I always ruin it when people try doing that 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Stack it up, stack it up, stack it up!!

[Asker]

🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[strateguy632]

with songs about the theme and a fictional story competition to encourage writers.

[Anonymous]

If they give me my own holiday I'd be wanting the world to end. That would be a sign humanity is doomed.

[Asker]

Lmao I guess that's a fair point lol

[KrakenAttackin]

My holiday would involve hand grenades and artillery... like the Fourth of July, but with fragmentation.

[RedInnocent68]

It would be very Dionysian. Lots of drinking, eating and, well, you know… 😉😂

[OddBeMe]

Tag with Aerosol can and a lighter.

[Asker]

Sounds lit lol

[OddBeMe]

We tried it once growing up and got swatted by the neighbors. Shitbirds.

[Asker]

Neighbors am I right? Smh lol

[LiamJHayden]

With fireworks.

[The-Stud]

Drink all day 🍻

[Asker]

It be like that lol