If peeing yourself and/or emptying your bowels in public means an extra $10,000, as part of a lawsuit, would you force yourself to do it?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Example: You’re walking in a McDonalds parking lot, when out of nowhere a car hits you, because they’re too busy texting, as a result, you piss and/or shit yourself.

Our state has introduced new legislation, that under those circumstances, you could receive an additional $10,000 for public embarrassment/humiliation.
My question is, would you force yourself to do it for an extra $10,000?

[Beckybooboo]

Oh, Dear Lord! I definitely wouldn’t force myself but if it happens, it happens. In that case, $10,000 just doesn’t seem to be enough! The sad thing is, they would have to take me to the hospital I work at! That means I would have to quit my job and probably move to a new city. 😢

[Wallythewalrus2]

You wouldn’t have to quit your job! You may have to put up with some really mean nicknames. I would think a hospital environment would keep thing’s professional.

[Beckybooboo]

They wouldn’t hold it against me but I would be humiliated! That’s why ten thousand doesn’t seem like enough.

[Wallythewalrus2]

You know, Rebecca, this question wasn’t meant to depress you! It’s a lighthearted question and you already have yourself leaving your job and moving to another city. Lighten up!

[Beckybooboo]

I know! I’m sorry 😂😂 Becky always ruins the fun. 😔

[Slingblade1126]

Becky’s at it again! Lol

[Beckybooboo]

@Slingblade1126 Ha Ha……The hottest 50 yr old man on earth!

[Slingblade1126]

@Beckybooboo lol Thanks, I appreciate it at this age! I hope you have a Merry Christmas and next year is the best year ever!

[Beckybooboo]

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[petitedollbabee]

All it takes is a sneeze or a cough for me to pee myself lately (pregnant), so hell, why not make $10,000 from it?

[Wallythewalrus2]

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[Xepshunall]

Unlikely. I believe that, in that scenario, you aren't thinking about manipulating the situation. I've been in accidents and been hit by a vehicle. I just wanted justice.

[Slingblade1126]

Hell yeah I would! I’d drop my drawers, for the world to see, leave a pile and cash a check!

[Wallythewalrus2]

I wouldn’t expect anything less from you! I bet you would be smiling the entire time.

[DaBiggestBird]

There’s no way. That has to be some kind of scam, the tax cut on that has got to be like 70% so you only end up with like, $200 and even still. Pretending to be a dementia patient for $10,000? How is abuse prevented?

[Lisia]

I'll do it for the money

[Wallythewalrus2]

That’s my girl! You empty that sexy bladder and those hot bowels, cash a check and take me to Bora Bora!

[Lisia]

You still pay

[Wallythewalrus2]

GOLD DIGGER!!

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it. Please, forgive me!

[Lisia]

I'll be your sugar mama

[BoopBoopBeep]

I've done it for far less. Sure.

[Wallythewalrus2]

That’s my man! Ten grand is ten grand! That seems like an easy way to make it.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Yeah my only question is how many times can i do it?

[exitseven]

yes, absolutely.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Love your enthusiasm! I’d be the same way. I’d even tell the paramedics, “I’ll spit the money with you, if you wait ‘till I shit myself”!

[Anonymous]

Depends on the other elements in the equation

Like of I'm getting 5k and a bathroom incident will push that up then sure but if we are talking 50k then I probably wouldn't

[Luméa]

no I wouldn't do that

[Wallythewalrus2]

Not even for TEN GRAND!

[Luméa]

Nope

[Wallythewalrus2]

Lol You girls are something else!

[Anonymous]

No.

1. It's dishonest

2. Even if I could get passed the fact that it's dishonest 10k just isn't that much money to me.

[Drumlin2001]

He'll yeah